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Why don't you just learn to play an instrument?
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When I was a kid I broke all my fingers and now I can't move them quickly enough
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Does being the instrument of your own downfall count
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>>38296705
I want to become a rocker just so I can turn down pussy. Gold digging whores

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Okay so I just found that this place existed from /pol/.. just wanted to give ya'll a bit of advice: if you changed your attitude towards women you wouldn't be in the position you are today. It's really that simple. We women.. fuck it.. humans in general can recognize toxic patterns of thoughts because your thoughts always reflect your behaviour/actions.. we can see it.. however subtle.

Just sayin'!

Try it and get back at to me. Also I'd recommend to avoid this place (4chan in general) and porn for at least a month and see you how you go.
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Sorry chief, threads like these get posted every day, we'll never change. Bye!
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>>38296674
So you admit you don't want to change? So why does this place exist then? The problem is with you not women or society.
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I can smell your rotting floppy labia through my screen you gross roast. Please leave

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Is there anything more comfy than nightwalks?
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>>38296657
driving at night
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>>38296657
Sounds like a good way to get raped or mugged or hit by a car. Enjoy yourself, anon.
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Naked nightwalks through the forest.

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Why does prostitues hate their clients so much?
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>>38296629
Maybe they're introverted and hate their job?
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It's a way to dismiss their own responsibility. Not her fault men are so shit and all that, if she's latching on her former clients, she's not reflecting on her life choices. I'm not judging though, most of them must indeed be shit persons, and you can't do a job like that for long without some mental gymnastics.
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>>38296629
>doesn't post the article related to the pic

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Why does every normie seems to have social anxiety and be really depressed?
Are they just doing it for attention?
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>>38296617
Yes. People who really have anxiety and depression don't talk about it on social media.
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>>38296617
You answered your own question
Next
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>>38296617
They think being slightly nervous in the middle of New York and being slightly sad makes you special. Fuck these assholes I want to be fucking normal

Hey robots, so I got to type this out somewhere.
I currently am fucking this girl who has a nigger bf and doing my best to turn her racist and save the white race .

>me 22
>met this girl, 30, at a family birthday where I got in a fight with her brother
>got her number like 5 min after nonetheless
>meet up
>talk a bit and decide fuck it, just kiss her.
>she pulls the boyfriend card and somehow mentions that he is a nigger and likes foreigners
>no you don't.
>blurt out "oh wow, you're one of those."
>she gets ashamed, blushes. and replies "Ehh.. well.. I guess." next minute we make out hard and go upstairs to bang.
>make her clear I'm not the type to get into a relationship with
>the next few times we meet and I knew that she wants me and actually likes me, decide to better her.
>It starts cautious, I'm flaming a nigger on tv and jokingly talk about nazi shit, she just laughs at first.
>eventually she joins in in the way of "Typical nigger shit" and "Looks like a damn ape"
>Jokingly talking about tattoos, if I'd ever want one, and what? I replied a swastika on my chest or a Reichsadler on my back. Laughing about it and she lost her shit when she saw a nigger on a tv commercial dancing with a watermelon.
>She actually told me that her oogabooga wants to get children with her, whereas I replied to her that it's a really great idea if she wants to become a single mom because Tyrones can't handle responsibilities just chimp out and throw shit
>All goes well.
>She asked me if I want her to choose aka to break up with her nigger

So guys wat do?
Shall I continue my little project or call it quits?
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>>38296559
>cucking
>pol
>chadditude

the bait is too perfect to be taken
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Swear to God it's no bait, I just had an opportunity and took it.
Guess I'll go to /pol/ tho.
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>>38296601
Just do it,if it makes you happy. Thats all there is to it. If you dont follow your heart you will regret it later.

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>people don't marry their sisters
What the fuck. That's so fucking inefficient and waste of time. Not to mention the genes and bloodline become fucking different. If I had a sister I'd marry her so that the blood remains pure as fuck.
Can someone explain the reason without "inbreeding retard children" ?
PS:This is not the incestuous LARPing tripfag thread
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>>38296549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0
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>>38296549
i agree OP. sisters are the perfect wives. you spend you entire childhood building a relationship with them that inevitably gets ruined when you get seperated as adults. clearly the only solution is to become romantically involved with her and protect your special love with all your might. and dick
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>>38296608
Exactly my point. Who created this meme ? I'm quite sure people marrying their sisters was fairly common until very recent

is it weird to have a fetish with women in nazi uniforms?
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>>38296530
As long as it's not some domination thing then it's fine
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>>38296530
forgot to add nazism in general.
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it's absolutely degenerate and disgusting to be aroused by a woman dressed as a man

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How do i turn my sociopathy from constant abandonment and living in a consistently hostile enviroment into something positive? Can i? Or am i just fucked?
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>>38296522
yes you can anon
you can always change
can you elaborate more whats your problem :)
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>>38296522
>how can i turn my massive mental impairment into something that i can benefit from?

?????
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>>38296597
Thanks guy,real helpful. Glad you added that to this duscussion,truly.

>>38296531
Ide rather not. Telling your prpblms here is seen as bragging and everyone who wants a pitty party will come in and find some reason to put the spotlight on themselves.

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>Go to McDonalds
>Order a happy meal
>"Ok sir, I am just going to have to see your ID."
>Tell her I don't have any ID on me and I just want my order
>She motions over the security guard
>"Do we have a problem here?"
>I explain that I don't need an ID because I only ordered a happy meal
>The security guard also insists to see my ID
>I get angry and walk out to leave
>I trip over my shoelace and fall face first into a wall
>Start to cry as I hear people behind me giggling
>Distinctly remember hearing a girl say "omg he didn't have his ID haha"
>I run out of the store and go home and fucking sob

I FUCKING HATE THIS NORMIE SHIT WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED ALL I WANTED WAS A FUCKING HAPPY MEAL AND I COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@38296486
nice post haha here's your (you) include me in the screenshot
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>>38296486
I miss threads like this. How come all we have now are normie phoneposters spamming "fembot" threads?
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>Hungry
>Decide to go grocery store
>Load up my shopping cart and ready to pay with my neet bux
>Get to cashier
>Insists on seeing my grocery pass
>Tell her I just want to pay for my groceries
>"Sorry sir I can't let you through without a pass"
>Tell her I'll just go to another store
>She tells me that I can buy my groceries if I verify my Facebook account with them
>Tell her I don't have a Facebook
>She starts to laugh as if the idea of someone not having a facebook is embarassing
>I try to insult her
>Just stumble over my words and say "F-facebook stinky like you!!"
>She frowns at me with a "wtf" look
>I walk out and when I finally get outside the store I start to have an anxiety attack

that is the last time i buy groceries

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>got a BJ from a transgirl(male) last night
>Came SO HARD
>she(he) is texting me to "come back again soon :)"
>says next time I need to fuck her(his) boipussy(female)
>I'm not even gay
what it do my boys?

honestly the best part was her(his)
skin was so soft and warm against mine
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Yes, you are 100% flaming homosexual gay.
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>>38296425
Tranny here

You ain't gay, nigga

You FLAMIN
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>>38296425
just do it famalam and post pics

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Silly dinosaur man

oneechan is my gf now
i hope the underage trap from the cucked server of mine I left will turn you even more prison gay
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>>38296401
W-what is this about, I'm spooked
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>>38296574
cucked guy got together with a prison gay friend i had after i rejected him
and the prison gay friend is plotting to take a plane and kill me while the cucked guy threatened dox against me and told his ex lily.
the cucked guy keeps digging himself a deeper hole and we are laughing at him
oh and now hes planning to see an underage trap from a server i left of mine
The cucked guy literally helped her with her pc problems and she blocked him again
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>>38296701
That's hot, why don't you try to turn him into an actual cuck. Why don't you make him submit to you, tell him to stroke his pathetic cock while you all send him cuck porn?

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Does Chad eat pussy when he fucks a girl?
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Alphas do whatever they want.
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>>38296262
Cunnilingus is the most beta shit desu
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>>38296262
Yes.

t. slept with a Chad once

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>he has the autism wallet
w-why am i not getting laid?
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I just use a two-fold faux leather thing. What are these?
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>>38296201
certain wallets are considered autistic? are you fucking kidding me?
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>>38296201
>autism wallet
That's not chain wallet

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/r9k/ help

I have a mentally ill friend that constantly wants to hang out with me. He doesn't have that much friends, and more and more leave him since he was diagnosed. And he got used to considering me as his best friend.

The catch is, that i don't like him. I never liked him, i was just always a nice guy. And because of my niceness he thinks i am his bestie. Meanwhile i am super bored every time i hang out with him, i have nothing to say to him, conversations with him are tedious and annoying...

I tried leaving him once, stopped answering to his calls and basically told him to fuck off. He was normal back then. A year after i cut ties i heard that he was diagnosed with mental illness. Out of sorrow i started hanging out with him. And now i can't just tell him to fuck off again, all his friends are leaving him and he is alone locked in a mental asylum. But hanging out with him is just so annoying, i hate every second of it.

What the fuck do i do?
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halp plz
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>>38296161
Why do you even care? Let him be alone. Maybe he'll figure out how to stop being such a crappy friend. Or maybe he'll make other mentally ill friends. Or maybe neither of those things. It's not your responsibility.
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>>38296317
But he consideres me his (only) friend and looks up to me. Leaving him is like leaving a child in middle of a forest. I can't just leave him, knowing it will exponentially worsen his situation... Can i?

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