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women can't keep their legs closed. it's impossible it can't happen
they have hundreds upon hundreds of sexual partners

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women are a cancer upon this earth

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women are finished

yes I'm going to make up retarded fake stories to post on my r9k thread that no one ever replies to while I jack off

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>>38731707
Sorry to burst your bubble but everything here is real. Just part of growing up in a small backwoods town

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>>38731707
Guess I should say bust your bubble in here. Keep the theme of the thread going huh?

So? Why does that bother you? It didn't exist before you knew that fact and it doesn't exist now that you do.

>>38731594
i wanted to say it does, but i'm not going to, to show you that it's real
check mate gaytheists

>>38731622
He is unable to will himself away from worry.

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>tfw I'll never learn how to play SS13

>>38731597
its easy, the struggle is dealing with not flooding the pipes with plasma or releasing a dangerous virus every round.

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What's your favorite flavour of crisps lads? I've taken a liking to prawn cocktail latley.

Bump. If you can respond over and over to femanon bait threads then you can respond to this, faggots.

Live with parents. Don't marry.

R9k master race

>>38731399
I regress to a young age when alone. It's taboo and private, but it helps relieve stress and isn't hurting anyone, so I don't give a shit.

I put on some cartoons on a Saturday morning, make myself comfy as fuck in my pajamas in a freshly cleaned bed. I have some sugary cereal I normally wouldn't eat, and just totally let go.

It's really freeing to just let your mind wander to kind, gentle, childlike thoughts instead of misanthropic ones. Life is great, even for those short moments once a week.

g502 is best all rounder I've used

>>38731397
>not owning a g502

>>38731397
g502 is better than anything

Look up FAFSA. Grants and loans for school

Look at this poor sap who fell for the wageslave meme. Why are you not living the good life on NEETbux, anon?

>>38731391
if you work 8 hrs full time and only spend on basic shit shouldn't you have enough money with grant money?

>>38731382
Idk what you have to do.
But i am sure as hell i know what to do. Sage.

>>38731402

>But i am sure as hell i know what to do. Sage

oh my fucking god thank you for that ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!

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i'm in love with my best friend in the uk but he doesn't feel the same about me

i'm straight, just really lonely, and he seems to be the only who gets me

>>38731353
Don't forget posting shitty normie fan art of teenage anime girls on a 3rd rate Malaysian flight control forum

>>38731609
>normie fan art
What the fuck does this even mean?

>>38731353
Try some free to play game that has a moderate grind. If you ever had an interest in military matters you could try shit like world of tanks or war thunder, or a shooter. Playing is very fun since it plays like a proper game and not just clicking shit (which is what makes mmorpgs so boring to most). There's lot to learn. The need to unlock new and better vehicles sucks you in. Not a proper hobby by normie standards, but certainly gives you motivation to get out of bed and do something at least.

why are you so mean to me?? pls understand, it wasn't me. I'm so sorry. I could be your online gf just unban me

I can't believe you banned me on discord too!! I'm sorry guys ;_;

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>>38731308
Lmao what did you even do to get banned?

>women who exercise their right to have sex are disgusting
>why don't I have gf

water is wet
the sun is bright

>>38731265
Just because you have a right to do something doesn't mean you should do it.

Women, especially even moderately attractive women, can have sex so easily it's literally just them spreading their legs and having no self-control at all.

Also, they're getting fucked by Chad and then when they can't find a Chad to marry them they choose you.

You want mid. High grade weed is more expensive.

You can get a quarter of mid for 25. Which is like 7 grams. Roughly 12 blunts

Tneet stoner

have you ever smoked weed before?? if youre buying an 1/8 (which costs like $45 where im from) that shit will last you a while if you dont have a high tolerance. the longer you smoke weed the higher your tolence is but i'd say for the average person an 1/8 will last AT LEAST a week if youre smoking every day

Don't smoke that much at a time. I just take some to help me sleep, and a gram can last me a week if I do it right

what is the name of this haircut

>>38731144
By being attractive and asking thicc girls out.

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When I see girl wearing a c string bikini bottom, I ejaculate on her in the private part!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej1TG4w4AW0

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>>38731141
I mostly just wish I was dead, imagine how I would tilt the gun in my mouth to make it pull all my brains out on the way out the skull, the usual day in "central" europe

>>38731141
>get to psych ward after fucked up train suicide
>talk to psychologist
>psychologist knows 4chan
>knows /r9k/
>knows the terminology
>thinks Chads Stacies and Roasties are shit

I know you readin this

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Reporting from Praha.
Stopped going here for about 2 years.
Had to get my life in order, and other than finishing school, it is still the same shit after finishing. Only worse.

Anyone interested in hanging out, email is [email protected]

>>38731187
>>38731892
My solution to the suicide question was to postpone it for a year when things got really bad. And then postpone it again.

I always buy little cheap things from amazon so I always have something to look forward to arriving, it makes my life a little less empty. Currently waiting on a 6 dollar dad cap

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I've got a grill ( BBQ ) coming from them.
half the fun is putting it together
mfw

>>38731153
who is booby mommy?