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>Studying among almost exclusively females
>they ask how i am able to handle their shitty little crotchdroppings so well when those are around
>tell them to just b demselfs
What other roboniggas [RUTHLESS] here?
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I will bump since too many men shall face this problem
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>Girl tells me she feels bad that I'm a virgin at 24
>offers pity sex
>gets offended when I ask her to get checked for stds
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>they ask how i am able to handle their shitty little crotchdroppings so well when those are around
what did this anon mean by this?
What's the special little dance you do for yourself when you're alone?
Do the dance
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Come on fellas, we all have that little dance no one else knows about
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It's the same dance that I do around people on the rare occasions it's called for.
There are many reasons I'm not well liked, it's probably one of the smaller ones.
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>>35172279
If anyone saw my dance I would have to kill them. It's MY special little dance
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I just found a Photobucket account that I had when I was in middle school, so like 12-13 or so years ago and it has a bunch of very vintage memes most of which predate 4chan.
I'm going to dump a bunch of them.
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>>35172153
tigerattack.gif
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>>35172153
animatedgif16.gif
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>>35172153
MikeToole_promonkey.jpeg
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Can we all agree only virgins can be raped? I mean sluts fuck strangers everyday what difference does one more make? Discuss.
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We all agree.
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>>35172102
Agreed, roasties cant be raped
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I never even thought of that before. It does make a lot of sense if you think about it.
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Can we consider porn art?
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>>35172056
no, not really. few things are really are, including modern art and this liberal art bullshit, tv, comics and videogames.
art is something that is skillful work that amazes the watcher and makes him wonder about the nature of thing.
porn is just fast wood fank entertainment. how many times have you finished watching a porn after you spilled your yizz? cant say i did that for many actresses. its rare to come by one who is an artistic performer.
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>>35172056
I've seen some pretty interesting erotic photoshoots, but in video format ...I dunno. All I ever want to do is jerk off to it, not "admire" it, if that makes sense.
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>>35172114
>art is something that is skillful work that amazes the watcher and makes him wonder about the nature of thing.
[citation needed]
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I'm tired of this shit, I shave my ass, I shower at least 2 times a day and yet I still have some sort of moist fluid/thing between my buttcheeks
How the fuck do I stop having a swampy ass?
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Have you ever heard of powder?
wtf anon
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>>35172044
How do you shave your ass anon?
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>>35172223
you get a cheese grater
>listen to radio when driving
>day one, talking about teenagers having loads of sex all the time but its ok cause "we did it too"-50 yr old bloke
>day two, talking about office romances, 60% of people have them
>day three, talking about teenage pregnancy "we shouldnt discourage them from having sex"
>day three, "teenage sex is an vital part of growing up"
>be me
>nearly 20
>on r9k
>that means im a KV
>have to listen to this shit
>ive never had teenage sex and at this point i never will.
>really really really want to kill myself
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Why was i left behind?
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>tfw you will never be her first
>tfw no one will believe that you're a virgin at this age
>tfw uou wasted your teenagehood
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>>35172135
how old are you?
Also if you're <22 you have no reason to be >tfw you still have pletny of time
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Do i have some sort of psychological disorders?
>Be me
>less than two years old
>have to take a shit
>put a dump in older brothers pillow while he sleeps on it
>starts eating shit
i am 19 now just wondering.
I asked my brother if he remembers me being sent to a shrink.
he said that he doesn't recall me being sent to a shrink but he remembers our incident.
Not the only time i remember eating my own shit if you want i will tell the the other story.
I remember only two times of me eating shit.
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Nah you're probably just German.
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>>35171918
well i am from Latvia i could have some German in me.
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>>35171939
Apes eat their own shit all the time. It's probably ''''''''''''''natural'''''''''''' and you were too autistic to know it's socially unacceptable.
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>make cool thread
>no replies
>Archived
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>>35171894
this one isn't gonna be different
life is miserable in literally every way and God hates you
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>>35172016
At least it's something...
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>>35172077
nice dubs and thanks for the (You)
wanna talk a bit? steam or fb idk
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FUCK
MY ROASTIE EX POSTED ON THIS GIRLS FACEBOOK THAT I LIKED WHAT I FEEL ABOUT HER AND WHAT I TOLD HER
SHE FOUND OUT THROUGH FRIENDS AND WANTS ME TO BE SINGLE FOREVER AND SHES MAKING SURE I ORBIT HER CONSTANTLY
HELP PLEASE SHE TOOK PHOTOS OF MY CONVERSATION AND EVERYTHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35171886
just stop talking to her?
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>>35171911
THATS NOT THE ISSUE SHE FUCKING STALKS ME AND MY FRIENDS TALK TO HER ALSO
I CAN TRUST NO ONE
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>>35171886
its your fault for talking to a female in the first place anon.
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ITT We Summon Cocochan 2017-02-27 05:19:53 Post No.35171861
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Cocochan Cocochan where are youuu!?
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>>35171861
puhthetic
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>>35171876
Fuck you she's a goddess
bow to your goddess foolish anon
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>>35171887
what's a goddess to a non believer?
>You've never seen a naked girl, right?
>Well here you go!
Your reaction?
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finger her pussy desu
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>>35171780
>making this shit up to torment yourself
Why do you do this to yourself, op?
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>>35171780
>shove my dick in her and pump my seeds at god speed
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>start learning a second language in my twenties
>it's difficult because a language isn't taught at school and a significant portion of the population is monolingual
>can't get beyond the level of a toddler
>"you gotta go to somewhere where they speak the language bro"
>go to a country where said language is spoken
>try to speak with them
>as soon as i open my mouth they switch to english
>this happens the entire time that i am there
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>>35171716
what language is it, why leave it out of you post?
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>>35171716
Sounds like you went to Germany or the Scandies, they're all capable of speaking English up there so I don't know why you bothered.
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>wanting to have a useless skill that takes years of effort but can be dismissed in under three words
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>tfw I stutter
Life is a struggle. Imagine not being not being able to speak fluently something which 99% of humans take for granted.
Stuttering is torture.
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>>35171691
Wwwwwhat ddddo youuuuuuUUUUUU mmmmean, bbbb-bro?
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>>35171751
Lol I don't even repeat words though. that's the thing. I used to when I was a kid. Now it's developed where I just can't start the sentence without a struggle and I get blocked mid way through the sentence. It's fucking weird because I can sing or rap or if I'm doing a voice impression without stuttering. It just confuses me.
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>>35171691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
"Everybody stutters one way or another, so check out my message to you, as a matter of fact don't let nothin hold you back, if the scatman can do it, so can you"
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How to look at people in the eyes? 2017-02-27 05:02:26 Post No.35171599
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How to look at people in the eyes?
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Seriously though, wtf? Part of my work is a lot of face-to-face interactions and I always find myself switching my focus into one eye or the other and I feel like people notice that, is there a blank spot to look at?
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>>35171599
look at their teeth
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>>35171599
Look at their nose, won't notice the difference.
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>>35171599
I was told to focus between the eyebrows and top of nose, looking into someone's eyes can be a really intimate experience, some people can't handle it/are intimidated