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I'm Paying a Chad to Hang Out With Me And His Friends, Good Idea? 2017-06-08 12:42:13 Post No.37568630
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I'm Paying a Chad to Hang Out With Me And His Friends, Good Idea?
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2017-06-08 12:42:13
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Ok so I don't know if this is a good idea or not but I'm basically paying a Chad to hang out with me. Every lunch they go out to Macdonalds and I'm paying the """leader""" of the group to let me come too. I also asked him not to let his friends make fun of me. Is this a good idea or not? I pay him $10 an hour of hanging out, lunch is an hour so $10 a day is all it costs to basically be a Chad. Is it worth it?
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>>37568630
this isn't a horrible idea anon, but you need to get something out of it. So, for that hour, you need to drill him with questions about being socially superior, fitness, comradery, etc etc. Otherwise, he's just taking your money and toying you for the simp you are. Make something out of this investment. Also, can you post a pic of him so i can evaluate if he's chad or not?
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>>37568741
So let me get this straight you guys would pay a Chad for what essentially amounts to normie lessons?
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>>37568741
No because I don't want someone that I know seeing this and figuring out what im doing. He's a chad he's on the sports team and everything, tough, big, 6'3. Basically looks exactly like Biff from back to the future. I want to ask him with questions but isn't being a chad all about genetics?
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Why are black women pregnant by white men so cute and happy?
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>>37568392
Because they know their kid won't be a total fuck up.
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>>37568574
Mixed kids act more degenerate than full niggers. They're half white and get spoiled because they don't live in poverty yet they're half black and still act like niggers.
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>>37568606
Not if they have a white father.
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What do robots think of women who don't have curvy, feminine figures?
I want to feel sorry for them because they're still human after all, and it must be horrible knowing you're such a failure, that you don't deserve a husband or children or any kind of love, but at the same time I can't help but be repulsed by their disgusting, door shaped bodies.
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>>37568363
>What do robots think of women who don't have curvy, feminine figures?
If they are feminine in nature, that makes up for it.
Also in today's society, women with those kinds of bodies tend to be sluts since nigger rap has a thing for "big booty hoes".
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>>37568363
I'd rather have a short flat girl. they may not be sexy, but they are cute.
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Most girls without curves just need to put on some weight and hope that at least some of the fat is stored in their T&A. It's really that easy for women.
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Am I gonna get blown off again? 2017-06-08 12:27:48 Post No.37568358
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Am I gonna get blown off again?
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This is like the 3rd time already lol
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>>37568358
I think if she didn't like you she wouldn't offer to still go out with you but if she does it again forget that bitch
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>>37568358
Is she retarded or something?
Why is she typing like that?
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>>37568431
She's the weirdest girl I've ever been with. She will ignore my texts for weeks and then want to see me.
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Who /straightedge/ here?
I'm not into traps or guys, not into drugs or alcohol. My main modes of enjoyment is fapping with my imagination, and non-violent videogames. Plus I'm not too fat as well, and of course, I'm a virgin.
Feels good to be pure.
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>>37568326
what does being gay have to do with straight edge? lmaooooo
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>>37568345
cuz edge has always been for fags
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>>37568345
Because homosexuality is not natural and it is degenerate.
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Why the fuck do animals get to have kickass super powers that help them give nature the middle finger, while we humans get jack shit.
Its not fair god damn it.
>can't fly
>can't breather under water
>can't survive harsh weather
>can't eat anything without cooking it first
>max running speed is 12 mph
>no sharp claws or teeth
God damn humans fucking suck.
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Intelligence
Origami
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>>37568298
>Can throw rocks
Name another animal that can throw rocks at anywhere close the speed/accuracy as us.
Also thumbs n shit. But really, the concept of force projection is really what let us evolve so quickly. Being able to kill from a distance means mondo food.
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>>37568298
humans have intellect and endurance. things that can breathe underwater generally can't breathe on land, we can survive harsh weather through our intellect and we can change the environment. don't need sharp claws or teeth when we can build weapons.
flight is the only one I will give you.
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post 'em
>inb4 normie
>inb4 reeee
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>>37568303
>nice larping
i got 80
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>>37568303
I got a 10, I give it a couple of years and I'll win the game.
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Ok so my stupid roastie cousin is visiting me, and I thought it would be fun because ~girl time~ but it tuns out we don't have anything in common and she just wanted to use me for our internet connection so she could snapchat boys and her normie friends all day. I kinda feel like telling her off, because that shit adds up and with the amount she's using, she might as well pay us. Plus she's being annoying by being more social than me and it makes me mad. She's gotten like 50 or 60 messages a day from different people since she's been here, I've gotten maybe one or two since she's been here. fug dat bitch. what do I do, robos?
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Go somewhere?
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lol you have limited internet? Im so sorry.
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Masturbate on her and cum in her hair
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Don't fall for the gay/trap meme. These AIDS ridden pieces of shit are spamming their threads all over. Ignore them or better yet, call them out on their faggotry and humiliate them.
Why be so militant? Gays cannot be robots. Their promiscuous lifestyle means they cannot know what it's like to be a robot. Besides, there's plenty of other reasons to hate them. Disease spreading, pedophilia, and attention whoring are just a few.
Reminder to SHAME THE FAGS.
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>>37568258
This.
It's /r9k/ not /r9gay/.
I'm sick of these faggots on our board. If you're gay. You don't belong here.
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>>37568258
time to post more gay threads to make you mad :^)
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>>37568583
You're evil. Homosexuality is wrong. Repent.
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>be white girl with intense yellow fever
>has wanted a Korean/Japanese boyfriend since forever
>watched Wonder Woman today
>touched by the romance between Diana and Stan
>any interest in Asians has been completely replaced by insatiable lust for white men
>can't even imagine being with a man who isn't 100% white
Has this ever happened to anyone? As in, have you ever had your long time racial preferences turned on their head for no apparent reason?
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Nigga, dis a dumb ass thread, baka.
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Get a rope. Tie it 'round your neck.
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>>37568232
This warms a /pol/acks cold heart
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/britfeel/ voting day edition 2017-06-08 12:16:54 Post No.37568193
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/britfeel/ voting day edition
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2017-06-08 12:16:54
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Have you remembered to register lads?
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>>37568193
You're a bad boy lad
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>>37568193
Sprinting down to the polling station later. Love a good vote.
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i registered 2 weeks ago but they didnt send me a polling card
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Lurkers, show yourselves at once. Let's see the actual amount of robots right now.
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>>37568173
Hello papi
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Le nonmoving .gif meme
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>>37568173
i've saved over 10000 pics from this site but i never use any of them
pepe collection over 2k
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What's your relationship with your mom like? 2017-06-08 12:15:16 Post No.37568167
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What's your relationship with your mom like?
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Tell us about the only woman who will ever love you.
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"Complicated" sums it up pretty well.
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>>37568167
Sadly We dont talk much at all
so its terrible, we have nothing in common i dont know how people love their mother when theyre so boring
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I can't help but smile and laugh when I'm talking with my mom. I'm supposed to be serious and depressed but
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why do Asian women never have big butts?
>inb4 pics of gook women with """big""" asses that are probably like 32 inches around
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Because that would ruin them.
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Because in Asialand, it's cool to be 90 lbs and not have any hips or ass, if you ever notice, a lot of them look like preteen boys, it's because they like looking like that. Their obsession with being "small" makes their brain not work on a level the same as ours, no wonder a lot of their guys don't get laid, its because they can't get their boner up for their boney lovers. They're a nation of eating disorders
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>>37568165
Because reasons.
Sometimes there's no reason.
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Am I in the wrong here?
>come back to hometown from work across the country to visit with family
>haven't seen Dad in six months so I go to visit with him
>he greets me, gives me a hug, and then we just sit there in silence
>ask him if he wants to watch a movie or something
>he says after I mow the lawn
>some background
>when I was a teen, I used to be wicked lazy and would occasionally put up a fight when asked to do chores
>was always secretly mad that my father never really bothered to spend time with me
>he usually left me home alone for four to five days at a time while he stayed at his girlfriend's house
>when he would come home, his own free time was spent drinking and watching TV or surfing social media/the net
>when I would ask him if he wanted to do anything, he would just say "after you do x"
>even after I did whatever he told me to do, there was only a 50/50 chance he would actually follow through
>and whatever we ended up doing, if we did do it, was never that meaningful or lengthy
>at most it was usually watching a movie or playing cards, once in a blue moon it was a bit more than that
>so eventually I just stopped doing whatever he told me to do in the hopes that he would spend time with me out of pure desire to spend time with his son
>he never did
>end up mentioning how I've been feeling to him and he just acts stubborn about it as usual
>goes off about how I should feel lucky that I have a roof over my head since his father was an alcoholic and abusive
>so in my Dad's eyes, as long as he's not an alcoholic and abusive, he's a good parent
>my Dad ends up trying to beat me anyways a few times, but I'm not a scrawny pre-teen anymore so I defend myself from him
>he stops trying to do that
>fast forward back to original scene
>I laugh and ask "Are you serious?"
>he doesn't respond
>I actually go out and start mowing the lawn because I'm desperate for him to pay attention to me
Will continue...
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Continued...
>while I'm mowing the lawn, I see him leave the house in his car
>come back inside, see a note that says he's going to go stay with his girlfriend
>this is the same girlfriend from when I was 17 (now 20)
>I have never met this girlfriend
>he's been gone for two days now
Am I an asshole or is my Dad the asshole? I honestly think half of my problems stem from the neglect that my Dad has always shown me. People have said I'm withdrawn and cold, which I one hundred percent believe is because of my Dad. I've tried to mention these feelings to him before, but like I said, he's stubborn and refuses to listen or accept any fault.
I just want my Dad to show me that he cares. I want him to spend time with me.
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>>37568265
Goddamnit OP. Those are some rough feels.
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>>37568265
Forget about him, he doesn't care about you.