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>>36591773
This is a self bump because I think you fuckers and me can do some dumb shit:

>>36591773
On a scale from 1 to 10 how much homosexual are you?

>>36592016
Your last 4 digis are 2016 and that ka funny to me. So how gay is that?

Jokes on you all of my siblings are dead, leaving no way for me to EVER be an uncle AHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT WRECKED HAHAHAHA

"Looking at the pool gauge. I have to fix the chlorine levels soon."

I'm an uncle, not some sick fuck

>totally checking out her non-tits though

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>mfw im a ghost

>>36591714
It could mean either, since I've been told such, then no, then yes, but it usually means no. Has she shown any sign of affection for you before? Were you friends or anything?

>>36591714
She probably wants to say no, but she doesn't want to hurt the relationship you have by saying it.

It's going to be hard for to see you as just a friend after that confession of course.

>>36591714

>posts anime pictures
>wonders why girl wont go out with him

fucking retard

I dont even know the alphabets so I doubt it. I alone, can bring the smartness average of this board so low that even the my little pony board seems smarter than us.

>>36591644
>slower /b/
>smarter than /sci/
no

>>36591668
What's wrong with the pony board?

Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
Chorus:
Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, what can we do more?
(Chorus)
They say they'll invade us these terrible foe,
They frighten our women, our children, our beaus,
But if should their flat-bottoms, in darkness set oar,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them on shore.
(Chorus)
We still make them feel and we still make them flee,
And drub them ashore as we drub them at sea,
Then cheer up me lads with one heart let us sing,
Our soldiers and sailors, our statesmen and king.
(Chorus X2)

>>36591612
tried to make a thread and kept fucking it up

I'm back from the GP

I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined

Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call

I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional

Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help me

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>>36591574
He was sharp for eleven, regardless of any social problems; "I did sweetie; listen, mommie thinks you should get out for a while, try to meet some of the neighbor kids?"
He looks down at his toy he fidgets with, "Why?"
"Well because babe, you can't just be by yourself; life is about meeting people, talking to them; learning about how other's live, our differences and similarities."
"I don't think I want to do that."
"Why not?"
"It's just...boring."
He's cute but stubborn; I feel pressure on my backdoor again. It gives me an idea.
"Okay hun, you just have fun then."
"Okay," he says, turning away towards the other side of the playhouse.
I stand up and put my butt near the fake window in the door; I push slightly to release a nice, long SBD into the playhouse.
He doesn't seem to notice at first but I figure it hasn't gotten towards him yet. I want to fire one more nice one into there just to make sure; I bend over, like I'm trying to touch my toes.
"What are you doing, mom?"
"...just ugh... stretching...hunny! Ahhh. Alright babe, play safe."
I walked a few steps away from the house and out of view; within a few seconds he came running out and swearing there was a skunk in the house. He never went back in there; that's a little more than I wanted but, ultimately, it worked. I couldn't kick this odd feeling though; not bad, in fact, the opposite; I felt euphoric, empowered...strong.
I was bothered for a while by what I could not quite put my finger on but as I look at my sweet sleeping boy; I feel something. Mostly it's just gas from the Mexican dinner we ate but something about it makes me smile; it makes me think about the playhouse, about making people smell my farts, or basically shit, and that excites me.

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>>36591600
I look down at Timmy again; he smiles sweetly. I turn and hover my uncovered butt over his face. I pull his sleeping head close, caressing it.
PRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
A big loud one erupts from my ass and bubbles over Timmy's face but the sound wakes him up in a panic; I quick pull my pants up and turn to comfort him.
"What's wrong Timmy?"
"I...I don't know; I heard something...or something. Why does it smell in here?"
"I think you were farting in your sleep, kiddo; Mexican food," I said shrugging.
"Wow that's stinky."
I smile, "Yes, it is. Now go back to sleep, I'm sure whatever you heard was just in your dream; okay?"
"Okay mom; good night."
"Good night."

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>>36591627
At the beach, Timmy is excited and playful; he seems much better out of the house once he is away from it; when he's at the house, it's hard to get him to want to leave. I wonder the cause of that.
"Hey babe!" I yell to Timmy.
"Yeah mom?!"
"Come here hun; I wanna play something with you."
He runs up, "What is it?"
"It's a game that starts with me burying almost your entire body; sound like fun?"
"But mom, if you bury my entire body...I won't be able to breathe."
"Oh, I know that baby; I'm gonna leave your mouth and nose and eyes uncovered; your face."
He got excited, "Okay!"
He lies down and I start to bury him starting with his stomach and privates until he only has his face exposed.

Black people lack depth. I don't think they are malicious or particularily mean, but they are just so simple. Their smaller intelligence is painfully apparent to someone of a higher intelligence.

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woo, look at that culture
if you like it so much OP, go for it

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>>36591573
I don't really like it that much but I can see what you mean OP. I've been thinking about this too.

Black people have a mostly shit culture but at least they have a culture. They often stick together and have a sense of community even if it's a bad one. They have their own style, their own aesthetics, their own ways of social interaction.

White people these days don't really have that. We don't look out for each other. We have no personal style. We have no sense of belonging to anything. We're all alone.

People who are 90% negative

Like as a personality trait as opposed to having depression or something

People who use the word "whomst".

If the first pet peeve seems to happen often you probably just have a small vocabulary

start working out mayb youll be tired

>>36591517
>I have to shake my arms
You couldn't do literally anything else?

>>36591517
why not just get up and go for a walk?
your poor computer chair won't have withdrawals or anything

>>36591468
You're not a robot if you have experiences like that senpai

>>36591468
>Anyone here closeted?

Justing by the amount faggotty trap threads here, I'd say yes.

How do I get a bf if I'm an ugly, gross, mentally ill, shut in, NEET?

I just want to be in the same room as another person.

>>36591424
Psychology (Arts)

>>36591424
Marketing
Communications
Business
>>36591454
So many roasties get the bachelors only (which is useless) and then never hold a professional job.

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>>36591454

>implying """""""""""""science""""""""""""" pyschology is a real degree

"oh man guys i had a huge sample to work with! 27 people in my survey! and i only have to play with the statistical software that i barely understand for 6 hours before i got a correlation that supports whatever bullshit my supervisor is looking for to justify getting more grant money to keeping our department alive!"

Prepare for quite possibly the most painful shit of your life. Not memeing, if you have a fecal impaction that thing will rip your sphincter apart trying to push the bastard out, they can be hard as a rock.

Nurse here. You're constipated. Drink a lot of water and go get some milk of magnesia. Add more fiber to your diet in the future.

>>36591408
My stomach hurts right now and I'm in a lecture. I hate using public bathrooms
FUCK

>>36591394
what else can i be when i was raised by a single mother

Did you ever see your mom's tits?

>>36591394
Women actually hate men and find them pathetic unless they can provide for her whims

Both I think. Probably mostly just casual 2d pic fappers.

Doubt most of them are actual zoophiles

>>36591370
I'm trying to think about this the logical way. You fap to women, you want to fuck woman. You fap to men, you want to fuck men. If you fap to cutely drawn animals then...?

>>36591322
i have no intention of fucking any animal

t. clubstripes subscriber

bumping my own thread because i want to feel like im not the biggest autistic loser on the board right now

gotta keep the story alive for the little niggas

>>36591286
Honestly anon why were you looking at something like lemonparty?