Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9471. page

>>35025304
>I am sick of this world
all you had to say.

>>35025304
Good thing we robots don't just sit here staring at a screen scrolling endlessly, r-right?

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>>35025304
this is what I do though

>>35025303
WE ALL WARNED YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

>>35025303
neck yourself, faggot. i have no sympathy for roastie-enablers like you.

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>>35025303
Never spend money on a chick you arent fucking, real of thumb dude.

this path leads to you getting sucked off by old married """straight""" men from criagslist

quit while you're ahead, friend

>>35025306
no i don't want that i want a qt to do it

>>35025291
>>35025306
>>35025334
What the fuck is up with the bottom dick in OP's pic?

>>35025240
>If you chose someone else, than how many?
literally every human if you're giving me the opportunity
let's give another species a shot. this isn't working out

>>35025240
I'd choose myself. If I shot others, I would hate myself for the rest of my life and be forced to live in a shitty prison until my imminent execution. I would rather just end it than have to go through that suffering.

>>35025279
But you'll be the only one alive then.

Thanks bunny lady

>>35025191
I'm gonna get ice cream and maybe give four triple A batteries to a qt girl tomorrow

Fuck you nigger shit bunny queer

I take it you live with them rather than in university accommodation? If so, if at all possible then take halls next year if not sooner. You may find that it makes all the difference. Was the best period of my life, quite probably.

>>35025363
I'd rather try to make them understand where I'm coming from and where I'm at then leave them in the blue and forget about them because of their lack of sensitivity.

>>35025189
you need to do something to alter your mindset. I was depressed, but i realised that being depressed doesnt help me tackle the issues im facing (although I understand depression is not a choice).
My advice is to find a way to tackle these issues. They are OBSTACLES, NOT barriers. theres a difference :)
Best of luck
Also what uni are you at?

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>>35025185
>even a literal fucking landwhale can get sex and i can't

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

props to that black guy tbqh, that probably takes some serious effort to not throw up

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>>35025185
Is that thing even human?
How the fuck could someone ever get to that point

SOMEONE IS FUCKING PAID TO MAINTAIN THIS WEBSITE

there are unironically at least a few people making a living from this

lick me

~ https://youtu.be/fn2ss7j8NmQ

https://youtu.be/OYBkATDCOC0

also when i was young my older cousin gave me chocolate covered sunflower seeds!

they're the best ^^ you can't only eat one seed at a time because it's tooooo gooood!

>>35024942
Internet became "real life :the expansion pack" when normies arrived.

Its been downhill ever since

>>35024978
/thread
Normies are faggots.

>>35024978
/thread
fucking normies reeeeeee

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>tfw used to have a cuddle buddy
>tfw i dont anymore

>>35024940
I have it

it's really not that great and comes with its own worries

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>tfw this is all you care about

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>>35024826
That's not Tali.

bumporiginaloni

>>35024849
is this destiny shit? the hell?

Stacey wants the D.

>>35024793
Grab her hand the next time she does it. Freak her out a little.

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>>35024793
have you tried gassing her?

>>35024792
More male friends than famele friends by a long shit

Becsus desipt what rk9 says girl who have more male frjend are mlre interestkng and have better lersonalityies

>>35024792
>femanons
Oh for fucks sake women don't browse this board you're just some 40 year old manlet jacking his dick at the thought of me talking to you.

>>35024792
What on earth are you fucking talking about you slut? There are plenty of women that have neither. Not every single female is a roastie whore trying to justify there whoryness like you

>>35024788
I used to use TOTSE forums back before it closed. I had but 10k post. Meme were dank there too.
RIP &T

>>35024788

I feel this is mostly an oldfag thing. By 2009, social media sites like Facebook and reddit were starting dominate. I can't be assed to find it, but people are visiting less sites now than 10 years ago. Facebook, Netflix, Twitter, and a handful of other sites dominate.
I was a part of several Final Fantasy forums in the early 00s. Most notably, Square Ultima Forum. I made a few friends there, some whom I eventually hung out with in real life. I was somewhat popular on there, mostly for acting like an edgelord.

Skyscrapercity is all. Used to post on bungie.net and neoseeker

>>35024746
I fell in love with your mother 13 years ago, I'm so sorry OP.

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>>35024746
She's not 2D, but that doesn't make her anymore real.

>>35024746
>I fell in love with a 2D female character
who?