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Fruit and veg taste like garbage, and the texture is godawful.

that's life.

fruit is actually pretty bad for losing weight if that's what you mean. Full of sugar and no nutritional value that can't be replaced by vitamins

>hating fruit
how

Win the lottery, or pull off a high end heist and get away with it.

>>34501380
Move to Western Europe. Especially Germany, ask for Hartzbux.

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>>34501380
This is possible if you happen to live in some countries. However, even in said countries, you usually need to apply for jobs or attend some kind of training once in a while unless you're unfit for work or something. Winning the lottery is an alternative but a highly unprobable one.

keemstar unironically din du nuffin wrong

Because people who watch their content are sheep.

At the time jumping on the "shit on keemstar" train was the cool thing to do so no one cared when leafy did it.

>>34501362
>youtube drama
I hope all these jobless normies rot in hell

This is actually the first posy on 4chan ever that really made me think.
Are women retarded?

>>34501285
If they're not interested in politics or whatever, fuck it. It's true that women generally rather talk about frivolous things and I think that's fine. I'm not looking to be mentally drained by every female in some pseudo-intellectual discussion, I need her to drain my balls

>>34501285
It's called lolcow you dummy. It's just like r9k but full of girls that want pure virgin boys.

>>34501165
it makes you edgy

>>34501191
If it comes off that way, I'm really not trying to be
I'm just trying to find an answer without ending on a fucking watchlist

>>34501279
make you both sadistic gay lovers.
you know it is true.
faggot.

All pedophiles should be chemically castrated as a precaution.

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They're not criminals unless they molest a child; otherwise you would be like those feminists that believe that all men are rapists.

>>34501160
>psychological disorder
>flat out criminals

do you agree that this isn't really contradictory?

>hahaha le such a dork xD

It will work if you have a nice face and body. If you're anything less than 8/10 don't even bother with online dating unless you are content with dating a landwhale.

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>>34501137
what type of girl are you talking about?

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>>34501247
One who shares my interests (vidya, anime, D&D, but also travel and outdoors, likes to explore) and would genuinely enjoy my company. One who is just as lonely and awkward as me who wants a real meaningful relationship. My only standards are that she needs to be a reasonable weight and takes sex seriously, as in she doesn't treat it as just a recreational activity to be had with anyone. Ideally I'd want a virgin who's willing to be exclusive to me within marriage, but that's asking way too much. Otherwise I don't care if she's ugly, crippled, or mentally fucked up.

lads im so fucking bored

anyone know a good tv show to watch? i like the x-files

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>>34501083
first for posting waifu
post them if you love them

>>34501119
Skyfall is on right now on itv2 lad.
>tfw stuck in East Devon

Wew dodged a bullet right there OP

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>tfw no one will do it

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>>34501417
Because nobody will get dubs

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>ISTJ
not quite, but close

>>34501170

I'm intp and already make $45k

>>34501518
for every one of you, there is a NEET INTP in the world making $0.

>"praise Allah" beard

>>34501077
this. why have you done that to yourself?

nice pubes

>>34501015
just keep deluding yourself into thinking that you'll start fixing your shit tomorrow. that's what I do.

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>>34501015
Procrastinating what?

>>34501015
neither can I, got an important exam soon and i am fucked.

you'll never figure me out. you'll get close but you won't put your finger on it.

>>34501007
No trap porn is, femdom is normie shit. Well if she had a feminine penis and was a dom thats 100% robot

>>34501007
Maybe. I like it a lot.

>>34501020
Are you fucking schizophrenic?

>>34501027
You're just a homo, lad.

mine are:

>try not to shoot up the school out of pure hatred
>practice coding

>>34501646
ill probably fail these goals desu

try to not kill myself
make any friends i can
maybe even get a job

getting a gf will never happen at this point so why bother

>>34500991
Getting something with computers where you can do work for an hour and funpost the other 7.

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Night security guard, it's what I did before my art exploded. You just sit there for hours while doing other stuff at your laptop.

>>34501042
>anon's first day as night security
>the place gets robbed and anon is killed or fired