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YOUR DREAMS, /r9k/
What actions have you done in 2017 to progress towards your dreams? How close are you?
You're not procrastinating...are you?
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>>37181211
Bought a gun.
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>>37181435
What dream could you possibly have that requires you to own a gun?
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I got laid.
That was about my only goal. I've been laying in bed doing nothing since it happened. I think my life might be over.
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>sleep deprived
>save all sorts of shitty reaction images
>never ever use them again
unpopular images thread?
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I never use this and it sucks ass
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>no one posts Tchernopepe
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Haven't used this one in over 3 years desu.
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>tfw your waifu will never be real.
>tfw you will never feel love back
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Fembot here. Thats fucking disgusting. Why cant you just get a real girlfriend instead of a cartoon character?
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>>37181298
Don't you think we've already considered that option.
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>>37181298
Then be my girlfriend.
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IDEAL MALE STANDARD FOR 2017
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This is the list of the things that modern male should have. I am not a normie but I'm forced to work and talk a lot with them to survive in my job and they are often the perfect chads/stacies so I think that these are the things that man should have to be a full chad
Every arrow stands for one point. Check them and post your number.
>european heritage
>not slav
>not asian in any case
>rich family of intellectuals
>degree in STEM or Law if his father/mother is a lawyer
>6.1 to 6.3 height
>normal BMI
>fit and muscular
>10/10 face
>no abnormalities
>no illnesses like cancer
>no mental disorders/illnesses
>normal social life
>can ski, swim, have drive license
>good in team sports
>great in at least one sport discipline
>no nerdy stuff
>no weird fetishes
>normal behavior( no virgin walk etc.)
>decent, fitting clothes
>lots of friends
>lots of women who want him
>confident and talkative
>great common knowledge
>good taste in music/culture
>visited several other countries in his life(a few from west europe and tropical at least)
If you fit to everything there is no chance that you are a robot. If you didn't do everything from this list to the age of 25 you can't call yourself a chad. Tell me your scores.
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25 years old
7
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>>37180507
7 out of 26
I knew I am NOT a normie
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>>37180507
Not looking like that is like not having a pair of shoes to go out.
it's just standard.
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robots, what's your opinion on the female in the related, attached photograph
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>>37180350
Digusting titcow, shoulders to broad.
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>>37180350
Needs to get blacked
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>>37180350
cute but i prefer brunettes (not that I can really afford to be picky)
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Have you ever bullied a kid with a mental disability? Do you feel remorse about it?
Or were you the kid who was bullied?
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when i was a kid we have a special room for mental children. back then my classmates used to go there and annoy the heck out of them outside their room. But when the autistic child snaps and comes after them , they nope out of there like he was some sort of monster. honestly.
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I bullied gay kids and don't feel bad
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>>37180349
>school had a room next to the cafeteria no one could enter
>We would hear a retard shrieking loud as fuck in there on our way to lunch.
>one day investigate room when no one was looking or was in the room
>mfw it was a broom closet
I never figured out who the tard was or why he was kept in a broom closet
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Girls with short hair are literally flawlessProve me wrong?
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Nah. An otherwise plain girl can go up a notch or two if she has beautiful long healthy hair.
Short hair is just the absence of a thing. If she's pretty she could be prettier with long hair.
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>>37180087
>Prove me wrong?
your post proves you wrong
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that gave me a fright
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We can all agree that this shit should be outlawed, right?
>woodchips sprayed with chemicals
I've known two people now that have had died in car crashes now because of this shit.
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>>37180075
Seriously considering selling these (RCs, not cannabinoids) to junkies and niggers in my city. Chink fentanyl analogues are pretty cheap, mix them with mannitol for a good profit.
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>>37180075
What are they? Orogonol
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>>37180075
It's fucking makes people braindead. One of the few drugs I think should be illegal (heroine, meth, crack and K2)
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Are girls self concious about how their vaginas look?
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>>37179909
There probably is a reason why female genital mutilation is forbidden.
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>>37179941
Because it already looks mutilated?
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ever since i started browsing here, yes.
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Can someone tell me who this fair maiden is?
Does anyone have anymore images? Anyone know her blog or anything?
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>>37179658
Looks like a curry nigger
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>>37179675
Follow your fucking leader and kill yourself you racist scumbag.
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pls don't post my sister in here
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>Look, anon haha
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good thread
original commento
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umm what am i supposed to look at
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tfw no exhibitionist black gf
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>psychiatrist asks is there anything I want to do in life
>start to think
>ask can this take a while
>he says sure
>continue thinking
>still can't figure out anything
Actually I wanted to eat a pizza but saying it out would have seemed like a joke so I didn't.
The sad part is it actually took me 24 years to realize I don't want anything from life yet I don't have suicidical thoughts. I just sit here, shitpost and watch tv shows all day.
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>>37179502
As hilarious as the pizza answer is, your shrink would have just told you that eating a pizza isn't really a "life goal."
It's not that unusual to want nothing out of life. Generally it's just a phase, and you'll get over it.
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>>37179502
I would've unironically answered "soda pop". I actually have real goals but they're secret and quite frankly insane.
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>>37179502
I would personally answer ''Going home and reading/browsing the internet/playing videogames.'' In my room is the only place I feel safe and content.
I have been thinking about seeing a psychiatrist. Has it helped you out? Normally the depression would've gone away since it's starting to be summer but it's staying and I don't know what to do. Would you advice me to go? Also, what can I expect from a psychiatrist?
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>TFW living in Orange County
>Surrounded by amusement parks, and parks, filled with scandily clad women
>Most look to be underaged, some even under 13
>See their dads talking to them
Not sure if there's something there or they just don't care
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>>37179392
I know I'm talking to boards.4chan.org/r9k/ here but if you seriously can't handle seeing a teenage girl wearing shorts you need to sort yourself out
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>>37180421
>I know I'm talking to boards.4chan.org/r9k/
Stop right there and leave.
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>>37180444
Stop whimpering
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who /snitch/ here?
>be 18
>three normie "friends" going to a popular girl's party
>"hey anon you should come with" cant tell if hes mocking me
>never been to a party and don't want to miss my only opportunity even though I hate stacey
>"alright"
>friday night, get a lift there by friend
>pull up outside house, obvious its the right place from a mile away
>many cars parked outside, loud music and noise of people shouting inside, door open
>nervous as fuck, we walk to the door
>"play it cool anon, don't cramp our style"
>a couple chads acting as bouncers
>normies say hey, have a laugh and walk in
>"woah woah. anon? what are you doing here? I didn't know you were friends with stacey"
>chads laugh, some girls stare at me
>"i-im with those guys"
>angry but get let in
>normie music at full blast
>sluts and chads "dancing"
>can't find friends
>see if they went upstairs
>upstairs stinks of weed
>walk into room
>its stacey, a bunch of girls and chads all smoking
>girls start giggling uncontrollably
>"who is that?"
>stacey: "what the fuck I didn't invite him! get out of my bedroom"
>try to explain myself
>manlet chad stands up and starts being aggressive towards me
>nearly pushed me down the stairs
>push through dancing crowd to the door
>manlet chad still right behind me shouting
>people stop dancing and look at me, whispering
>run past chad bouncers, they shout after me
>keep running
>no lift home so hand around outside
>call the police and report noise violation and underage drug use
>mfw police came and broke up the party, confiscated drugs
>mfw the manlet chad was taken to the station for resisting
>no one knows who called the cops
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You did the right thing OP. Normies get what they deserve.
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>no one knows who called the cops
I really doubt that they don't know it was you.
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>>37179190
fuck, americans seem to be the shittiest people ever. are you ugly or autistic? what did you do to deserve that kind of treatment?
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Is masturbation more for fun for girls?
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Fem anon her it feels great can orgasm 8 times in a row and that's not even the highest
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vagina envy poster here
yes
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>>37179071
Everything's more fun for girls. They have literally millions of different sex toys to play with. The female orgasm is more intense, lasts longer, feels good throughout the entire body and there's virtually no refractory period.