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Why does everything that feels good have to be bad for me and why does everything that feels bad have to be good for me?
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Whats frustrated you today anons?

>walking along street
>someone stops dead in the middle of the pavement without warning and starts typing on their phone
>Walk into back of them
>they spin round and give you a look as if you have just insulted their mother
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>>38279661
>people walking out into the road despite the traffic lights being green

fuck you guys
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>>38279661
>walk in a building
>people stop somewhere around a door and block it instead of stopping a few meters before or behind it

>neighbours playing loud music

>technical errors like shitty internet, TV remote not functioning

>walking somewhere and people not being able to walk in straight lines and instead bother others which is one of the reasons why I hate big cities

>weather is to hot
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>>38279661
>walking along street
>friends see each other approaching from opposite directions
>they hug, blocking my path
>tempted to join in on the hug

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and remember, no mayo
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>the reviewbrah is too popular for us now
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>>38279830
He hasn't really let his fame change him. If you look at his videos from say 2013 and then compare it to a more recent video, you'll see that apart from the image quality being better the style of the videos hasn't changed at all. He hasn't added an obnoxious 15 second long intro or some retarded "Please follow me on instagram, twitter, snapchat, facebook, tinder, pornhub, reddit and omegle"-outro
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how old is reviewbrah

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>Spent all day browsing /pol/ again
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Read actual political philosophy instead. /pol/ is complete retarded.
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>>38279654
"Champ, your mother and I have been getting worried about you. Come on out. I'm taking you to look for a job, whether you like it or not. Get in there, speak with a manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's not normal for you to keep acting like this."
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>>38279670
This. Anyone who gets their politics from pol or tumblr is idiotic. Actually look into various political philosophies rather than trusting random shitposters.

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Tfw you realize you're not really a good guy and you don't deserve a good girl.
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>>38279652
then get a bad girl, or dont and then complain about not having a girlfriend on a board where nobody else has a girlfriend

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I was at the gym YESTERDAY and I RECORDED a nice girl working out, I helped her through her workout and then I SHOWERED and left
https://my.mixtape.moe/odmsmb.MP4
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>>38279613
i aint clicking that shit nigga
oringalalal
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>>38279613
I don't know why but I just started laughing when the camera zoomed in on her butt crack. Post more if this isn't a botpost
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>>38279613
WHAT THE FUCK!

Thats my sister you mother fucker!! I'm gonna show her this and find out who you are and fucking kick your ass

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Dom femanons take it up the ass?
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idk if they do or if its just a porn thing
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For Chad? Anything.

For us? Nah.
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>>38279573
if the girl REALLY likes you, then yes. if the girl fell for the porn meme, then yes. if the girl is respectable and has long term goals? no

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I walk along the avenue
To slave for Shekelstein, the Jew
Shekelstein, the Jew

Pointed nose and beady eyes
The kind of voice that makes me wanna REEEEEEE
Makes me wanna REEEEEEE

And I slaved, I slaved -- no time for play
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away

NEETS sleeping in their comfy beds
Really wish I was in mine
Wish I was in mine

Without a care in the world
I'm getting screamed at every day
Screamed at every day

And I slaved, I slaved -- no time for play
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away

Reached out a hand to close the till
The work day's drawin' to a close
Drawin' to a close

But Shekelstein reminded me
Still got ten rewards cards to sell
Rewards cards to sell

And I slaved, I slaved -- no time for play
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away
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Have a bump, friendooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooio
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>>38279568
Are you telling me working for my boss has been a waste of my time and energy? But how?! I've made him so much money!

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>NEET never gets sick
>sick normies always spreading shit at work meaning you will constantly get ill

NEETS win yet again
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That's not how the immune system works at all

t. NEET
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>>38279513

Lel, enjoy your weakened immune system
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>>38279539
yes fight off those plagues faster so you can get back to mopping those burger king floors

>tfw eye visions geting worse that i browse 4chan on 150% browser size
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I do on a 175% browser size
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i browse on phone
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get reading glasses

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DO DA STANKY LEGG
DO DA STANKY LEGG
DO DA STANKY LEGG
DO DA STANKY LEGG
DO DA STANKY LEGG
GO ON AND BREAK YO LEGZ
GO ON AND BREAK YO LEGZ
GO ON AND BREAK YO LEGZ
GO ON AND BREAK YO LEGZ
BOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOPBOP BOP
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>>38279471
MEN OF HARLEIGH
STOP YOUR GLEAMING
CHERISH MORTY DON AND FEELING

HERESY IS LIKE A PEELING
CHERISH FORTI-TUDE
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>>38279471
Haha! Whip and nae nae! My friend played that once at my school it was soo funney xD bop bop
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>>38279471
"TIME TO TAKE IT TOO FAR NOW, UGH.
MICHEAL DOUGLAS OUT THE CAR NOW, UGH.
GOT THE KIDS AND THE WIFE LIFE, UGH.
BUT CAN'T WAKE UP FROM THE NIGHT LIFE, UGH.
I'M SO SCARED OF MY DEMONS, UGH.
I GO TO SLEEP WITH A NIGHTLITE, UGH.
MY MIND MOVES LIKE A TRON BIKE, UGH.
POP A WHEELIE ON A ZEITGEIST, UGH.

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There is this girl in my math class that I've been talking to. I want to go out with her but she says that her mother doesn't let her date (we are in college). I asked her why and she said it's because she has aspergers and here mother is worried. I'm hoping I can become friends with her, eventually meet her mom, gain her trust and all of that. But will she be a virgin? Like, even if she hasn't had a bf yet she's probably still a whore right?
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>>38279449
depends, she could be a virgin.

aspergers on a girl? NO THNX
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>>38279664
Really? aspergirls are usually qts
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>>38279449
>Like, even if she hasn't had a bf yet she's probably still a whore right?
I've been on r9k for almost a year and I still can't tell if most of you legitimately believe all girls are whores or it's an inside joke everyone plays along with.
Keep talking to her, take things slow, treat her well. If she likes you, eventually she'll say something about you to her mom and hopefully you'll end up together. Just don't freak out if she tells you about any weird habits or anything and you'll be good.

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Would you redpill your offspring if you ever managed to copulate and successfully inseminate a female?
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I would teach them to be naturally suspicious (but polite) and to judge people by there own experience rather than what they see in the media or read online.
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>would i teach them to be retarded

Not intentionally

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>/r9k/ enforces originality
>same /britfeel/ post every other day
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why dont you NEETS become a battle rapper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3JQAYYHi0
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I battle rapped this robot on discord once. I won, his rhymes were shit and all over the place.


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