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What is this image. How is this possible
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>>39142475
Homosexuals aren't human, Anon.
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>>39142475
It looks like photoshop.
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>Thisisntevenmyfinalform.png

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How was that year for you?
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I don't even remember, lad.
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Most forgettable year of the 2010s for me so far, and that's saying something considering how atrociously shit my memory is to begin with.
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>>39142202
The best year of my life.

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If love can transcend gender and race, why can't love transcend age too?
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Because Jews and feminists
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love doesn't transcend anything
it's the simple result of attraction calculus
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i hope one day hebephilia will be more socially acceptable in the west again

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do you remember this stacy?

she killed herself and nobody knows why, she had a perfect life
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>>39142029

Some espn personnel wrote a book about her
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>>39142029

Madison Holleran?

ESPN had that big story on her a few weeks back. She didn't feel right at college, overworked, new environment, depression took root. Trail went downward from there.

Not really that crazy.
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>>39142029
>22:22:22
What does it all mean? Fucking bot let me post.

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How many times have you fuckers been banned from 4chan? I've only been once, for a "call to raid" I still think was bullshit.
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All I know is I've been permabanned for getting banned too many times
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Literally over 100 times
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>>39141971
>100 times
what have you done the most?

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>he listens to videogame/anime music and pretends being part of that world and fights imaginary enemies
>his mom has caught him doing that at least once
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>>39141817
I know a kid that literally does this. He's 19. he's me
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>>39141817
>he imagined himself playing his favourite song in front of the school
>he searches youtube for "epic movie music" and pretends to be in a war battle
>he pretends to talk to an imaginary audience or friend while playing video games
>he hugs his pillow at night pretending it's a female
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>>39141817
>he listens to the Naruto soundtrack
>he pretends to be a ninja
>he is 33 years old
>he is a KHHV

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Alright, racism test. If you had to choose, which girl would you be in a sexual/romantic relationship with? An orc woman or a black woman?
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>>39141722
orc woman every time
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>>39141722
Orc, in a heartbeat. Sounds pretty hot, actually.
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>>39141722
>orc vs obese disease ridden nogball
obvious pick

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ITT post the most embarrassing and pathetic thing you have ever done.

I just finished editing an image of an attractive girl I know from work that I took from her Facebook. I used photo editing software to blow up her breasts, shade in cleavage and expose more skin on her chest, then animated her chest in a program to bounce and jiggle and use as my phone's wallpaper. It actually turned out very nice.

I have abandoned all hope and embraced my future as an unlikable creep forever but at least I have this.
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Well dont just describe the image and not share it with us faggot
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>>39141521
Please share that image with use
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>>39141521
well now you have to show us the picture m8 it;s only fair

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>your face when the government has been spying on you and knows every single thing you've ever typed, looked at or have otherwise done online and have endless secret videos of you and satellite imagery in infrared that can see into your room down to a specific time and combines all this data so they basically know everything you've ever done starting at an undetermined point

>they know all my soul crushingly personal fetishes and could basically blackmail me, drive me insane, or otherwise destroy my life.

>they know I've fapped to THAT
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>>39141311
this is only scary if you are a normie. Robots don't have a reputation so i could care less if every one knew what i beat the fuck outta my dick too.
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>when you've not yet been prosecuted because they know you'll turn the trial into a circus
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>>39141395
this
what's the government gonna do? Tell my parents I jerk off to 2D? oh no my life would be ruined!
also thanks for posting my coffee pepe edit

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Which African would you smash?
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>>39141270
>Chad has his own country

He can't keep getting away with it.

(Morocco)
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>>39141270
South Africa, of course.

>>39141317
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South Africa
/thread

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Have you ever wonder how many of us are out there?

Most of us cannot be spotted in the streets or in any colleges or departaments, and for the ones who leave their homes once a week, they do in a very discrete way.

The normie world not even know that we exist.
When you say to a normie that virgins of 30 years exist in this world, they simple state: Impossible!

Distributing the male population in the West (because being a robot is a western thing) into 5 groups, what is the most probably distribution in percentage of:
>Wizards
>Robots
>Cyborgs
>Normies
>Chads
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>>39141166
one time i met a robot on tinder, and i pursued him. i got a robot vibe, but then he said "normie" and i was like "yesss fellow robot what's up". then he freaked out out of nowhere and is like "oh god you're really pretty and i want to get to know you but i still have feelings for my ex and don't want to ruin my chances with you" and i'm like "uh ok"

and then we never talked to each other again
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>>39141166
Wizards = 1%
robots = 5%
cyborgs = 10%
normies = 63%
chads = 20%
models/moviestars/slayers = 1%
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The scenario you described kinda reminded me of my granduncle
>has a shit back and therefore cant work
>gets paid less than other jebless people
>doesnt have friends
>never talks to family

He's just slowly disappearing, and now my family started hating him for it
I'm afraid I will end up like that

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*sips tea*

Scared yet, Drumpfkins?
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You know, I actually wish she would've won at this point? People got really silly after Trump got hacked into office.
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>>39141227
you wouldent be able to post on this site right now if she won ye dumb twat
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>>39141302
conjecture.

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How old is your computer?

I have a hand-me-down from my older brother, which he built back in 2002. I installed Linux on it, since modern Windows runs like shit on it.
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Laptop is an X220T from 2011 I wanna say with arch.

Desktop was built in 2013 and I dual boot 10 and Manjaro
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>>39140964
Sony Vaio from 2009, works fine and does exactly what I want it to do.
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Toshiba Satellite from 2011, I played modded Skyrim on this thing, still running great, I need to get a SSD for it.

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what is the most erotic/arousing scenario you can think of?
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A hot guy animalisticly fucking me in front of my parents.
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Grimes is hot
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dominated and fucked in a battle arena by my worst enemy

but that only on my mind, irl it wouldnt be that great so ill go with some guy cheating on his gf and us having stealth sex in front of her

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Is there anything more crushing than having a fat girl that looks like a man ghost you? I've hit rock bottom.
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>>39140933
Maybe she knew you weren't attracted to her so she moved on.
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>>39140986
Doubt it. I was acting very interested. She seemed to act interested as well. I don't know what happened.
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>>39141044
Could you tell me your first initial, please?

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