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Is it possible to learn everything about mathematics over the summer
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If you learned everything about mathematics, in any span of time, you would surely become the most knowledgeable human that has ever lived
So, no. Be more specific
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What type of mathematics, and what's your baseline?
If your baseline is algebra 2 and you're trying to learn calc3 in the summer, yeah that's not gonna happen.
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If you have a tutor you should be able to learn Intermediate Algebra by the end of the summer. If you're not good at learning by following lectures, then get a few tutors to help you and do lots of homework. It also helps to have friends and a life you're proud of. Otherwise you'll be depressed and feel hopeless when it comes to better yourself.
>buy over the counter painkillers
>perform cold water extraction to isolate codeine
>forget to dampen tissue
>entire solution is absorbed by tissue
>wasted entire box of pills
>pharmacy is now closed
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>>36969480
Codeine is underwhelming anyway. Just drink or smoke weed.
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>>36969480
Hope you OD soon you little fuck boi
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>>36969502
oral codeine is 10 times better than oral morphine
since i'm not going to inject anything, this is the best high i'm gonna get
>>36969515
what have i done buddy? just trying to take away my pain
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So what will you be doing for Mother's Day?
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>>36969422
I'm gunna give my mom a footrub and kiss her feet.
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>>36969422
Playing MMOs in my bedroom like I have been for the past 8 years.
Maybe fap to some trap and milf doujins too.
shut-in NEET life.
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>>36969769
But anon, she's MY mom
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>try jacking off while also fingering butthole
>cum buckets
Later that day...
>change underwear
>new underwear has a hole right next to the butt crack
Is someone trying to tell me something?
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>>36969365
>anal play
Get the fuck off my board with this shit
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positive reinforcement
the sex deities smiled upon you
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Who has access to your room?
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Has anyone here stopped their addiction to orbiting girls online?
How did you do it?
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>>36969363
Eventually you grow out of it. Just wait till college anon
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had sex and started visiting pol
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You'll grow up and realize that orbiting girls is never worth it.
You will never get anything out of it.
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I can't stop masturbating all day, help
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>>36969362
I'm not nearly that young, sorry about your erectile dysfunction
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>bored and too tired to do anything
>fap
>even more bored and tired
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>>36969402
go see a doctor, that's not normal
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Does anyone know Terry A Davis here? He's well known on /g/, but I figure he rather belongs to /r9k/.
He is literally schizophrenic and live in his parents' house for which he pays 600 USD a month. His brother tricked him into sucking his cock when they were young. He has a oneitis who is a big name YouTuber called Diana ("Physics Girl" on YT I think). He also hates niggers. He thinks the CIA is conspiring against him. As a side project, he's developing a Operating System called TempleOS, which he claims God told him to and it's officially God's 3rd Temple.
He usually uploads multiple videos every day, in which he usually rambles and drivels about nothing. I think it's quite entertaining and the comments are by mostly anons from 4chan.
In this video he literally tells a nigger "hey nigger" to his face (skip to 5:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pPbOv3PKNs
B A S E D
A
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I find the poor guy endearing
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TempleOS is pretty aesthetic though
https://youtu.be/1okW1RTPZ7Q
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>>36969325
t. CIA nigger
Terry is a genius and he has more insight into how the world works than you can ever imagine. Every prediction has come true.
I wouldnt expect a nigger monkey to understand what he talks about
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will you enjoy yourself this weekend or no
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I have studying to do for exams so I guess not
Hbu
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>>36969683
are you good student or lazy
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>>36969288
>those tattoos
>those ears
>those eyebrows
I mean I'd still fuck her but I feel like this girl is ruining any natural beauty she had
Tfw you abuse your prescription to escape reality for so long that you cant stop.
Why has god forsaken us brothers
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>>36969248
what sort of substance do you abuse anon?
I hope god is a meme, I seriously don't want to deal with afterlife
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>>36969248
You are god.
You have forsaken yourself.
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>>36969346
>abusing adderall
That's where you fucked up. You build a tolerance to that really fast.
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Have you bots ever won against a chad or saw them lose?
>chad fucking died
>prom night
>drugs and bud light
>drunk drives with regalia of normans
>crashes into barrier going 80
>dead
>normans fucked for life
>week extension for finals
>get shit together
>graduate
>tfw chad dying was the best thing that happened
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>>36969245
Saying shit like this is the reason nobody likes you, you realise that dont you?
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Good job Anon, now you can be an hero.
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>>36969245
Don't listen to
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This cuck. You did good, anon. You lived and graduated while Chad gambled and lost. Good shit.
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Friday Night Drinking Thread
>Tfw 10 beers only gets you so drunk
>Tfw beer cannot get you wasted anymore
Feels... like it has its perks?
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>>36969137
>Tfw 10 beers only gets you so drunk
you'll get that high score one day
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>>36969171
When I used to be a serious alcoholic who couldn't have off days I'd drink at least a pint of vodka plus as many beers as I could find a day. Probably averaged at 600ml of 40% ABV spirits per day for months.
Somehow I've managed to control my habit with age
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I don't even get drunk anymore like I used to. I don't get any of the euphoria or nice feeling, no matter how much I drink. I just feel tired. I think my brain is permanently adapted.
>tfw too smart to get drunk
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So you need a good credit score or else you can't rent/own a home, buy a car, or make big purchases.
So all I have to do is get a credit card, buy something $20 or more and pay it off every month? How long does it take to get a good credit score?
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good luck finding someone that will give you a credit card if you don't already have credit.
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>>36969139
why would he need luck doing something as easy as that?
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>>36969139
Can't you get a secured credit card to start?
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>be me, bisexual femanon cyborg
>class trip to italy
>cute girl a year younger than me starts flirting with me
>great body, great face literally a 9/10
>keeps dropping hints she likes girls too
>try to play it cool but flirt atst
>she fights over her friend to sit next to me
>touch her leg
>she hugs me, i laugh nervously
>we get closer throughout the trip
>flirt on the plane journey back
>she makes me put a flower in her mouth
>mfw she doesn't even say goodbye when she leaves the airport
>mfw we see each other around college and have eyesex
>mfw she goes off me for some reason i dont know
>mfw she has a girlfriend now
i lost my only chance lads.
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>>36969055
Kill yourself roastie kike.
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>>36969211
honestly some sound advice rn
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>>36969055
Cool story bro makes you think
>tfw no giant gf to murder all the normalfags
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>>36969020
>robot cuck summons giant girl
>chads put her in her place
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>>36969247
no way bruv
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>>36969298
Do you have a source for this? I tried saucenao and google.
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You're in the shower and you feel like masturbating, but for some reason you only have two minutes to do it, and you really want to cum. You have no access to porn and you can only touch your dick and balls.
What do you think about?
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Preteen girls.
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Cute pantsu under school uniforms
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>>36969007
Is it even possible to cum while taking a shower?