Who gets the most artsy girls? Chad or Brad and why?
brad because they like the abuse. i am an alpha female and i usually date charismatic fat guys or chads. brad and stephanie are the ones that break up and get together and tip toe around her histrionic personality disorder and so on. artsy girls like drama, stacys and actual normal girls like kindness of which brad and robots usually lack.
Artsy girls start of dating Stevens, only to sooner than later realize they're pathetic and that they have better options. After that they date Brads, until Brad starts to age and slowly turns into a Micheal. After all is said and done, they eventually marry Chad, living as boring suburban housewives living a life of comfort for the remainder of their lives.
how do/did you guys deal with academic pressure?
>fucked my ass with a toothbrush
HOLY SHIT WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD
>out for a walk by yourself
>"come suck my dick faggot or i'll beat you up"
Non-whites, Traps, & Gays Are Not Robots.
if you're mixed with non-white then yeah
Do you celebrate Easter, /r9k/?
Hoarding is for idiots who don't realize that they're mortal.
When you'll have your own place and have to do everything mommy and daddy did for you your whole life yourself you'll realize how modern life can be complicated and how having too many possessions can drive you mad.
I have a date in 7 hours. I'll drink. Should I take some benzos too? Got lorazepam, which is half as strong as xanax.
Mixed them the other night (2 mgs and 4 or 5 cans of beer) and I was pretty happy, finding everything I read to be amusing, feeling more social and shit. Re-read some pages of a novel and looked at some Giotto paintings on the Internet. I fall asleep quite easily once I got into bed tho.
Dubs decide what should I do.
It's weird because one night Itook wine with 2.5 mg of valium and it fucked me up bad, but the beer and lorazepam combination was real comfy. This last time I was on my own at home tho, so maybe the lack of social contact kept me from fully realizing how was it hitting me.
Reminder that if you use the terms red pill/ blue pill you're a fedora tipping retard that that takes shit concepts from a shit movie.
Have you ever hooked up with somebody you met on 4chan? How did it go?
I met up with a robot a few years ago in one of the old omegle9k threads. He was a pretty much a stereotypical robot: lewdposter, weeaboo, virgin, NEET, kinda chubby, but he was pretty cute and actually took care of himself.
>Go to his place when his parents are out of town
>Watch hentai in his room while jerking eachother off
>Start making out, hes a shitty kisser but its fine
>He sucks my dick for a bit before he gets naked and bends over
>He started going to the gym pretty recently and squatting so his ass is actually pretty nice
>Fuck him doggy for a while, hes making dumb anime moans which almost kills my boner
>Pull out and nut over his ass
>Take a break and play some smash for a bit. Later he confesses he's always wanted to get fucked while playing vidya.
>Let him ride me while he plays persona
>Nut inside him
6/10 it was okay. Would have done it again but he stopped responding to my emails afterwards.
>meet not online
>ofc they don't live in florida
>he's going to take the train to meet me
>don't want to lose virginity to stranger online anymore
>virgin grill memes get to my head
>back out last minute
not really a hook up story, but the closest I've gotten
Story is fake, no bots ever live in Florida.
Source: Live in Florida. :(
Ask somebody with a rich Chinese gf anything
She left pic related in my car last night. This thing is like $1200 according to my research
>meet cutie at a lecture
>she starts talking to me
>asks for my kikebook
>stalk her, she lives with her bf
>whatever, maybe she just wants a friend
>chat with her sometimes, she's nice
>one day, asks me to go to a party
>"hey anon, there are some friends I want to introduce you to"
Why? Why is this happening? Is she secretly laughing behind my back? Or could it be that she actually thought I'm a good person, told me about her friends and one of them became interested?
I don't know what to do. I never go to parties because I get anxious as fuck, and when I do, I just drink a lot and dance like a retard. I never actually talk to people other than a couple of friends that go with me to these parties. The party is in a couple of weeks, and while I kinda want to go, I'm too fucking scared to.
In all likelihood she has an ugly friend. So she's been searching for a "guy on her level". This ugly friend is the girl she wants you to meet. She's trying to play matchmaker and feel good about herself. All you are to her is a real life SIMS character.
In this thread , we list positive things we like about ourselves
Is streching really going to fix it? I managed to pull it back flaccid and semi-erect but not erect. Even flaccid, progress, if happening, is weird. I still have to do it slowly at first cause it hurts then once I do it I can move it up and down fast. Then after a few hours, same shit, have to go a bit slow because it hurts at first. I have a short frenulum too.
I'm not going to chop off my fucking foreskin.
Fuck jews and muslims.
I don't want a mutilated dick.
You are fucking born with it, there must be a fucking reason it exists. I bet it has nerves and you feel more pleasure or your cock doesn't become dry as a desert.
I remember when I was a kid I had phimosis and this nurse forcibly pulled my foreskin back. Hurt like a bitch and that stopped me from trying until I was a teenager. Jacking off fixed it by the time I was 15 though
>tfw had no other choice but to friend zone an attractive, smart and confident guy because he was under 6ft
Any other fembot know this feel? ;_;
Is that supposed to be a bait thread, anon?