>Maybe we should just stay friends, Anon.
>>37025964
>Your just no my type anon so please don't talk to me anymore.
I like tall, dark boys :)
>When we went out did I tell you I had a boyfriend?
Actual words
What's special about yourself and what defines you?
As I was going to say in the previous thread before you deleted it, nothing, i'm a sad sack of shit who sits in his room all day shitposting on an [obscure country] [obscure hobby] image board.
>>37025953
My baby blue eyes and inherent saintliness.
I'm not your average person.
>>37025953
okay, if you insist...
I've seen some shit. I've lived some shit. I'm a tough motherfucker but I can't trust people.
What defines me is my intention alone. You can't figure me out by my words nor my acts.
Why do black men treat black women so badly?
It's the other way around though
>>37025834
because they bare shit, the blacks have a vagina worshiping culture so women can do as they want and men just take it, until they explode.
Because black women treat them badly.
They aren't innocent, black women are more often than not huge bitches.
>tfw such a massive vapid cunt that I have to seek validation from thirsty misogynistic betas
>tfw when I call myself a fembot, but I am really just a failed stacy
>>37025774
But can fembots ever really be true robots?
>tfw I have a vagina and will never know how it feels to have true loneliness and to be an outcast in society.
>>37025774
that hand was made for fisting
Hey robots, just got arrested for going into an abandoned house, here's the story.
>be me
>bored
>abandoned house nearby
>whynot.jpg
>get to house
>all doors are locked
>fuck
>stand there for like 20 minutes debating whether or not I should break a window
>break a window
>neighbors of the house hear it
"What the fuck are you doing?"
>I don't reply
>Old fat lady, probably at least 300 pounds.
>start to get worried and bail
>get to a clearing in the woods behind the house
>fucking cops. everywhere.
>I don't really react, I just am stunned. I've never been arrested before.
>cops walk over to me, search me for weapons.
"Do you have anything on you that I should know about?"
>nope.png
>they walk me up to the street
>fucking squad cars everywhere.
>literally the equivalent if someone called in a bomb threat
>sit in cop car, give away my information, usual stuff.
>I'm a minor, so my parents come to pick me up.
>I'm hilariously crying at this point, beta as fuck.
Cont?
> supposed to be 18+ to use this site
> anon claims to be a minorDo go on.
>>37025797
>Implying the majority of people using 4chan are 18+
>>37025701
>minor
Lol little hoodlums really have nothing else better to do than break shit
who /bigpeepee/ here?
just measured last night 6.5" long 4.5" around
i dont think thats too bad, i was only like 750% aroused anyway
>>37025618
gonna need some more pictures of that big benis anon
>>37025634
>4.5" around
>i dont think thats too bad
What's /r9k/'s drug of choice? Mine has to be pot, although I haven't experimented much. I love dabs and there's nothing quite like a blunt to share with friends.
Amphetamines. They keep me productive and give me a desire to be social.
>>37025612
opiates>mdma>>>benzos>Adderall>>Kratom>>weeds
>>37025612
>nothing quite like a blunt to share with friends
uhh is it ok if i just have my weed to go? i could relax better if i'm not smoking in a filthy pigsty
Do you believe in privilege, anon?
If this girl has lived an upper middle class life, met many mile stones on time for her age, and has a close group of friends, and is graduating from a private school with no debt because of scholarships like "black women of excellence" and "people of color scholarship," If all of these things are true, do you still believe that you are more privileged than her, just because a cop might be nicer to you at a traffic stop?
SYRACUSE
...somehow Syracuse is a non-original comment
>>37025609
I believe in privileges of wealth and connections. I understand I have more privilege than most people, but its not because i'm white or male. Its because i grew up with decent money in an area with excellent schools. If someone was bought up wealthier and was given more opportunities than I was, then I would say they have more privilege than me.
>>37025702
there are threads where people try to type a single word without getting muted. That would be my bet.
>be 19 year old neet
>walk out of my room to go get a Pepsi
>over hear my parents explain to my sister that I've "gone insane" and to stay away from me
>they turn around and see me at the top of the stairs watching them with a blank expression
>my sister says "anon have you lost your mind"
>parents say "anonssister shut up"
>go back to my room without a Pepsi
Family is just dead weight guys never trust them
>>37025528
>attention all females: literally all creepy single lonely men are rapists and molesters
>>37025528
>Pepsi
My nigga, best drink
Well, are you insane or not?
Being brown is suffering
>>37025472
i feel you m8 but being mexican and living in mexico isn't the worst thing
Back to /int/ por favor
You know you can't be here.
Can i be the new face of r9k?
Nope, get out roastie
>>37025404
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>>37025404
The real queen coming through. The most talked about girl on r9k in the past year.
>spends her younger years as a slutty liberal
>gets HPV
>now opening up to redpill shit and right wing view points
Is this all due to her getting HPV? Did it finally get her to smarten up?
>>37025312
Why is she so happy that she got hpv?
>>37025312
i think she just realized that orbiters are right-leaning nowadays, so she updates her views to keep up with the times.
She's probably fucking some guy with those viewpoints. As we all know, women are incapable of forming opinions on their own and all their thoughts either come from some guy they fucked, their father, or their mother (who got all her opinions from some guy she fucked, her father, or her morher, who got her opinions from some guy she fucked, so on and so on)
do you think the dad's more upset that his daughter getting banged by a nigger or that he'll have to take care of their kid who will also suck at mario kart when this weeb leaves her?
>>37024970
Just look at his face.
Hes a shell. A fucking shell.
Someone please post an image of his face cropped.
Another request, black kid pepe and papa wojak
>>37025009
A blue shell
>>37024970
He looks Filipino
This character is going to snap and go on a Hotline Miami rampage and it's going to be great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA
>>37024876
I'm more anxious for it to become a "missing person", and watching the police willingly remain apathetic in their efforts to search for it is going to be great.
>>37024913
I mean, in the distorted nightmare world of Assigned Male, it could probably happen. It wouldn't be great, though.
>>37024876
>This character is going to snap and go on a Hotline Miami rampage and it's going to be great.
Seeing as this is the creepy wish fulfillment fantasy of the tranny author, no, no he won't.
His cunt son will kick him in the dick every day for his intolerance until the author gets bored and decides to make daddy some kind of sexual deviant just how the mother's fingerbanging some hijabi bitch.
>add r9k cuteboy to Discord June 2016
>fall in love with him pretty much right away
>flirts with me all the time
>talks to me day in and day out
>we have the most tender relationship possible
>confess last month that I'm in love with him
>"i-i just like you as a friend anon"
It's a good thing he lives 500 miles away. I could beat him to death for leading me on. Every single moment since he turned me down is nothing but heartache and tears.
Don't fall in love so quickly, especially not in an LDR. Those are usually bad news, anon-san.
>>37024501
>add a boy for r9k to discord
>asked if we could be bfs from the start
>only talk a day
>never hear from him again
everyone wants a relationship until they are close to getting one apparently, sure there would have been distance but shit beggars can't be choosers
>>37024501
Dont be angry at him anon.
Just continue your friendship and appreciate him for it. Im sure he cares about you and doesnt want you to hurt, but he cant control whether or not he has feelings for you, and you wouldnt want him to lie, right?