You are at a sports game and the kiss cam pans to you.
What do you do?
Start crying and run out of the arena because of my crippling anxiety.
>>34506826
>Being at a stadium
>Being in any kind of public congregation at all
Top normie
>>34506826
Turn red af, and wait for the other person to make the next move
Is there any use for a woman who doesn't look like a woman?
post a pic and i'll tell you if i have any use for you ;)
>>34506791
No. As a lesbian, I can say that butch dykes have no use. If I was attracted to masculinity I'd be bi, and date a man, I'm pretty and I want a pretty girlfriend.
The're so rare and the fact that lesbians seem to want to be masculine is one of the most infuriating things. Guess I'll die alone.
>>34506814
No.
>>34506860
I don't look like a man. But I look like I have not hit puberty yet. I have no hips or chest. I have no feminine charm if my body is pretty much a rectangle.
Post movies that make you forget the shittyness of life
>bonus points if it is a 90's movie
>>34506754
Vanishing point from 1971 (iirc)
edge of tomorrow
oregami
>>34506754
Walter Mitty's alright
Everyone give each other (you)s............ hehe heh.... I miss (you)
>>34506742
Fucking hang (you)rself, cunt
>>34506760
the (you)s are gone NOOOOO WHHHHHHY WTF I MISS MY (you)s
>>34506847
y-you?????
y-you wot senpai a lamb
who not getting datecucked here? feels good man
>actually going with a roastie to an expensive restaurant and listening to her inane shit while the waitress brings the flowers your paid for lel
That's way too much money to be blowing on a girl on the first date, anon. She's gonna think you're creepy.
>>34506711
Wait what?
You did get datecucked. You went to an expensive restaurant and paid for some flowers on top of that.
>>34506858
but all the movies have taught me that this is how its done! not once have I seen dr. asshole take the new team member on a trip to a coffee bar!
>tfw meeting my little half-sister for the first time soon
I don't know what to say her. How do I make her think I'm cool?
You won't and can't. She'll be able to tell you're faking being "cool" a mile away and think you're a double loser
>>34506638
show her your collection of little anime girl reaction images
>>34506638
depends how old she is
Robots,
One of my biggest problems with women is a lack of confidence. One of the main symptoms of that is a lack of power and confidence in my voice when I talk.
Has anyone here ever overcome this? What did you do? I was thinking that I might start by practicing reading out loud and recording myself.
I was made fun of through school for my voice. All I want to have a deep, masculine voice that is relaxed, friendly and powerful.
How do I achieve this??
>>34506567
I feel you anon, I just got done talking with a girl and realized that I took a very submissive tone, and also my voice cracked a couple times and I'm angry at myself
First of all though, people don't notice this as much as you think they notice. They're not analysing each sound you make, they're too busy processing the words.
Not that they don't notice at all, it's just not at the forefront of their mind. That said I have some tips.
Personally, somtimes I can manage a low relaxed tone, it just takes mental focus. Tell your self to relax while you're talking, remind yourself to talk slower.
I think what's most important is your tone and pace, and how you carry yourself, not your voices pitch.
>>34506861
Thanks, anon.
I think I read somewhere that your voices tone is second only to body language in terms of conveying your message to another person. I think having a good voice tone will help in all aspects of life.
My voice cracks a lot too... it's completely embarrassing.
Yo anon do you stutter or something ? If so its not a big deal only insecure people would make it into one
"" origano orgamo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc
>Sitting with qt
>She does this
How would you react to this, Anon?
>>34506550
Tell her to go to the toilet.
And possibly seek medical help, that's entirely too much gas
>>34506550
sniff in the passed wind for a while until im too turned on then succ her cock
Jesus christ OP im fucking dying
Why haven't you converted to Catholicism yet?
If I wanted to be a Christian why would I not just convert to Judaism? Christianity is just a lazy, pagan ripoff of the original thing.
>>34506521
Because atheist priests don't rape little boys.
I'm a transsexual
dear magic conch, will I ever get a girlfriend?
>>34506501
Not with that trip.
If I get dubs then I will get a gf (female) that isn't a whore.
Oh plz magic conch let me get a good bowl of spaghet.
>tfw just found out one of my favorite doujin artists is a girl (male).
>tfw she only draws shotacon where the christmas cake is a girl (male).
>tfw can't stop fapping to the idea that she self inserts in every doujin she draws.
>tfw falling in love with a pedo tranny chink.
>>34506486
weridest shit ever.
I'm a girl (male) and I've been drawing every day for months so that I can make my own self-insert porn. The content featuring people like me is usually limited to specific fetishes so it's hard to self-insert
>>34506532
yooo what are your weird ass fetishes
we need to know.
>Took a shower two days in a row
I think I'm finally going to become cute this year
Good going OP, I bet you smell nice and clean. :)
>>34506493
Thanks anon! Yeah, I think so!
>>34506482
For some reason I want to tell you to get a haircut
Get a haircut anon
Like a real date, at a nice restaurant with reservations. I feel like I'm going to throw up. How should I dress? What do I do? I'm confused.
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need tips now
age, height, what does she look like, how did you meet
Wear a banana hammock and nipple clamps.
Very easy Op
Step 1. Just be yourself! :)
Step 2. Dress in flame clothing
Step 3. Compliment her and be a gentleman!
Step 4. Buy her whatever she wants!
step
Step 5. Ask her for a stroll in the park
Step 6. Take her to a nearby alley and GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY YOU FUCK
what is it like to orgasm unprotected inside a woman as she pulls you closer and deeper and whispers she loves you?
I will never feel this feel
>>34506363
You should probably ask fit or reddit. This isn't the best place to ask this question
It's hot anon. Love to bareback my wife and fill her up. Condoms are ok but raw is better.
You can have a gf though. Do you talk to girls?
I'm a fag, so I've never bedded a woman, but I do creampie in my bf on a regular basis.
I don't know why, but it feels much better than jizzing in a condom. Makes you feel more accomplished.
Guys my fucking 16 year old Stacy sister found my makeshift poop-protector in the bathroom what the fuck do I do?
She told my fucking parents and she'll probably tell all her stupid friends too. Even though I'm 20 and dont know them it's so embarassing
>>34506354
>Sister found the poop protector
w-what is a poop protector
Poop protectinger xd??? What de fugg