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Jesus imagine having a dick like that...

>>37303968
>When did you start masturbating and/or watching porn?
Masturbation with 12, porn maybe with 14 but never liked video porn much.
>What did you think about it then?
That most of it was gross or at least unrealistic. I always preferred written erotica or just my fantasies.
>How often do you masturbate?
A few times a day usually but it varies with my mood and how much time I have for myself.
>Have you ever tried to cut back or quit porn? How did it go?
I never watched more in the first place so I couldn't say I guess.

>>37303998
I'd sudoku.
>>37303968
Delete this. Sorry for your loss, but no gore allowed on /r9k/, thanks.

>>37303894
Yes, get fit for the race war

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>>37303894
>tfw you have a big dick and you can step careless into the showers at the gym

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Your feels anon, I feel them

>>37303796
>tfw lesbian
>tfw there are no other lesbians on r9k
>tfw every fembot here only wants dick

>>37303796
Other fembots are plebs to hickbot.

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Why are jews so ugly?

>>37303657
What will you give me in return? Are you kindly or rude?

>>37303657
don't lie misogynistic fatty

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>>37303671
>What will you give me in return?
my unending love and baked goods
>Are you kindly or rude
kindly for sure
>>37303681
not at all!

>>37303628
How do we attin worldpeace without killing off every single human being?

>>37303654
I don't think proper world peace is currently possible, as people just generally have a predisposition for conflict and divisiveness. Perhaps in the future we'll have a more enlightened society where people will be selfless and only strive to better humanity, or maybe there'll be some sort of external crisis which requires people to work together or become annihilated or something.

Hey normie, I have re-take exams in less than three weeks, I'm struggling to get rid of the things that distract me and focus on what I need to do now. What would a normie mind do in my situation?

What games are you originally playing?

>>37303985
Dark Souls
Bloodborne
Heroes of Might & Magic 3
Zelda: Link's Awakening
Metroid Fusion, Zero Mission
Final Fantasy IX
Hearthstone
Diablo 3
Resident Evil Remake

And many others

>>37304084
That's not a bad list. I'm spending my summer on games too, but I'm trying to find a job in the meantime. Maybe you could do the same?

>>37303499
>captain morgan
Good taste.

Probably going to sleep for 12 hours after I post this then eat almost no food after I wake up and play runescape.

I'm back on an 1800 calorie a day diet, this is suffering. At least I'm sticking to it, I might even manage to lose some weight.

It's too bad I'm hungry non stop now

I'm loyal and respectful, unlike those fucking chads at school.

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>>37303331
>I am loyal and respectful, unlike those fucking chads at school.

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It's not about deserving

>be OP
>don't kill self
>ruin everybody elses day with this pathetic thread

People genuinely got these passes?

>>37303275
>be you
>be newfag
>be laughed at for not knowing old stale memes

she is more successful than you desu

>>37303073
I really doubt that but you're free to believe whatever you want.

Why do so many parents enable robot's parasitic lifestyles?

Dating a girl who's INFP T

Someone redpill me.

>>37303094
Prepare yourself for not reading her thoughts.

>>37303022
>8w9 ENTJ
>tfw actually have Dissociative Personality Disorder

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Nah I look similar Elliot (with lng hair)and girls are disgusted by me

Elliot is the prime example of what happens when you fall for the "I will never find love" meme.

Its a circle which you cant esacpe. You start to hate girls, you never approach them, your hate makes you unattractive for them no matter how hot you are..

he's too twinky, he'd only be attractive to men who liked young looking boys.

>>37302957
thailand is for pedos and ladyboylovers

>>37303915
This, unless you want to fuck a man there is zero reason to go there

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>>37303915
>>37303978
I'm guessing you guys have never been to Thailand have you? These are super common response for people that have never gone.

>the roastie recording is giggling the entire time
Probably got aroused by his violent outburst. Fuck him, and fuck everyone else in that class who supports him.

>>37302938
If I was the teacher i would've yelled at him in hopes he hit me then sued him. Fucking old Asian man would've owned that kids parents house.

>>37302938

Teachers need more rights to discipline their students, at least where I live

>>37302910
link the test?

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dayum

also heres the test since op is dumb
https://www.depression-anxiety-stress-test.org/

>>37302910
Post a link you retarded fuck