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>>39518514
posting some more ameribrapps

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>>39518655
cmon lads, post more

>>39518514
Shitty b8 thread. If the US collapses, there will be no UN. Also, most nations would be too busy fighting to fill the power vacuum instead of 'helping' internal US conflicts.

>(1/4)
Just write a novel, at least you have a possibility of getting it published and accomplishing something in your life.

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>Slutty Stacy and I stay "friends" (She keeps me around as a beta)
>Stacy BubbleButt and Chad LeftyCock are very happy
>This guy is a 21 year old waiter who enjoys fucking high school girls
>Can't really fault him on that
>Retard-tier Bernie supporter hates me, as he considers me both a Nazi and a beta orbiter
>Stacy tells me in great detail all the mind blowing sex they have
>She even fucks him in the sexy outfits I bought her
>Sometimes, they get so rough he ruins the thongs and such, so she needs new ones
>I'm essentially in a domme/sub humiliatrix type of relationship with her now
>I buy her all kinds of sex toys, see to her every whim and take constant abuse
>She reminds me of what a pathetic, tiny dick, socially awkward loser I am and how her boyfriend Chad gets things I never will
>I even get a video of her taking Chad's dick in the ass
>Yes, for those of you wondering, I fapped to it on my knees wearing a VR headset
>Anyway, as time goes on, her and Chad have the occasional rough patch, but I am always there as a shoulder to cry on while she fucks other guys
>Her and ChadAntifag get back together again, and it's clear Stacy FishPussy wants to show Chad how amazing he is by treating me like shit
>She tells all the pretty Stacies at school about my pathetic fetishes
>She tells this huge football player, Black/Asian SJW Chad who has literal brain damage about my problem with getting my dick hard
>He starts giving me shit for it, punches me in the arm, shit like that
>"HAHAHA what's up E.D. ? LOLOLMAOOO"
>See these two laughing it up at my expense on Instagram
>Tell her to take this dickheads comments down
>She flips out, tells me not to insult her friend
>RAGE.jpeg
>See her and SJW TyroneChang NoDad in the hall a few days later
>"AYYYYY LMAOOOO WASSUP E.D.!?"
>"The only reason I stayed soft was because her pussy tastes like a KFC bathroom!"
>A few weeks pass, I shame her lightly, she pretends to be sorry, I resume being her beta orbiter
(2/4)

>>39518544
If it was a novel, I assume robots would be the ones buying it, maybe I'll take it to /lit? eventually

Sorry man I have not

Bump though

>>39518468
Mate just recently had one for the first time... He gave it 10/10

>>39518468
don't waste your time and $$ unless you've got $500 bucks minimum to get a half decent romp. They're hustlers first, lover makers second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yHuDKlcn-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYkuy3bN7VM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX_kez_xwJs

>>39518307
This isn't even a shop, what happened?

she's originally a big guy

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>>39518307
How is she doing it bros? Is she the queen of /fit/?

>found daddy bf whos 38 years older than me and into hard drugs like me
>he wants to suck my dick

going to see him tomorrow should be fun :) why arent you gay anon?

>>39518346
rip that doesn't seem like a safe plan

>>39518346
fucking hate my life and the fags need to stop promoting their sexual ""orientation""

Just take the bus.

>>39518258
How do I get thousands of dollars

Why tho? Big cities are shit. Grey, ugly, everything is more expensive, there's people everywhere, it's dirty and it stinks.

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>>39518046
she is a typical woman, do you not understand that all women are whores?

>>39518046

We aren't joking when we say 2D>3D. Modern women are unrepentant whores

>Reddit
>cuck

Are you seriously fucking shocked

Get.
A.
Hooker.
Faggot.

>>39518114
>hey, mom, I'm not gay, I just fucked a hooker yesterday!

1) Improve yourself, get a job, get /fit/, fix your face and hair to be attractive, learn body language and what females like
2)Get friends (optional)
3)Download Tinder or Happn or if you're not a faggot talk to real women
4)Escalate
5)Reward my advices with bitcoin

>>39518025
>take >8 hour sleep almost every day
>huge dark circles
It's genetics m8

>>39518025
damn that must really suck bro. i get emm too sometimes but not big or anythin

>>39518025
isn't that just thin/sensitive skin? vitamin A and sunshine, retardo. if you're really worried about it just buy concealer. i'm going to guess you think other people in your high school class give a fuck about your eyes. no, they are more concerned about how bad you smell.

>>39517990
Moonrunes make everything look delicious, food, penises it's all the same.

>>39517990
Because I only fap to yuri.

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>>39517990
because phat cocks are yummy

>>>/adv/ you PSYOPS subconcious mindcontrol shit

>>39517987
What a horrible thing to happen. This is why I carry mace a knife with me. It may not be very masculine to your gf but it's better than the alternative

>>39517987
>wanting to live

What a total faggot

>>39517952

Just don't accept any strange drinks nor food you didn't see prepared and go somewhere you didn't decide just to make sure you don't wake up at a cold bathtub.

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>>39517952
the odds of winning the lottery are 1 in 13,983,816 and you got the winning ticket
i believe in you senpai

It's all a joke. She's going to post it on /r/cringepics/ or /r/justneckbeardthings. Don't fall for it anon!

learning multiple languages or an instrument

>>39517931
Coding shit and enjoying your creations

i guess reading but idk, im searching for one too

btw, i already learnt Spanish, very interesting and useful, i'd like to learn moonspeak but too hard for a brainlet like me

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>Daydream about performing obscure song at school
>Everyone loves it
>Cute girls, even a few chads, become fans of the band and ask for recommendations

Bonus Points if song is an anime theme song

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>Daydream about story you are writing and the film they will inevitably make
>Work out scene to favorite song
>Imagine the music matching perfectly to the edits

Bonus Points if the song doesn't match the tone and is ironic

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>>39517874
>Daydream about creating a short film or online videos series based on a story/world you create.
>Writing is actualy good, and the series develops a fanbase.
>tfw In reality, writing is the only thing you can, though probably only half-decent to begin with, and can't draw/animate/CGI animate for shit.

Ooh, ooh- I love this game! I'm gonna go with...blue dress on the right, Alex.