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Well it's another bright and happy Friday to be locked up in your room and wallow in self-pity! What's going on robots?

>What uni are you at?
>How's your coursework?
>Got any plans tonight?
>How is that girl you've been wanting to talk to?

I'm at UMass Amherst and this cute girl who was acting like she was into me is now avoiding me. Other than that, coursework isn't bad for a sophomore biochemistry major.

>Kill me tbqh

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>have a girl I like online
>she's perfect
>she still sleeps with her ex
>she tells me last week they're hanging out to have sex on Friday
>it's Saturday next week and she hasn't answered me even once
>realized she's probably fucking him again right now

Holy fuck. I wasn't past my sadness yet but I was at least numb. Now I'm sick as fuck can't sleep and up crying. It's been so long since I cried.

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How can I get a black mega boobs gf? I'm white ftr.

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>tfw surrounded by normies who support the use of violence AGAINST me all day

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetick.

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>tfw fat and proud
Studies by Harvard and Cornell have shown that fat people not only live longer, but are more attractive.

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>buzz beard off face
>feel relaxed

btw this is a tranny

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looking for someone to starve with. details will be given. only looking for serious people. im a girl but girls or guys can contact

[email protected]

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Is it worth exercising?

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Elections were supposed to be way back in January, and I just remembered that I never saw a thread for it..Did Unity somehow get another free term or something?

Tf, /r9k/?

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I want to fall in love. Show me a person you like and why you do.

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What hobbies do you have or are considering picking up? I play ping-pong and chess, and have considered picking up gardening. Any gardeners here?

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> Be me
> Walking with friends in forest, just minding our own business
> Hear loud ass music coming from the river
> Walk that way to see what's going on
> 5 boats filled with college aged Chads and Staceys
> They are all being obnoxious and throwing beer cans in the water
> protectthedolphins.png
> autism intensifies and I show them my ass
> they start throwing beer at us
> one of the boats pulls up to the shore
> Buff Chad hops off and starts yelling at us
> he is quite intoxicated and he runs up and shoves me
> wtf bro? Fighting is a stupid waste of time.
> I laugh in his face
> he starts running at me
> it's a wild goose chase
> we get away
> call the police on those dick heads
> those goons drove off long before the police show up
> have to spend 2 hours talking to those pigs
> We have to spend even more time talking to a different police officer
> reeeeeeeee
> they never end up finding the normalfags
> reeeeeeeeeeeee

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Communism BTFO

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>be in class
>time to read allowed
>some kid gets picked
>can barely get thorugh the sentence without messing up

How can people be so retarded?