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>>38949044

I live in NYC and I visit the Carolinas for a motnh every year, the South is great. People are a lot more polite, the food is great, it's a nice breath of fresh air.

>>38949044
Yes. I was raised by my hillbilly father and marginally less mother.
It's been nice living in Houston. They imbued me with great values and I'm one of the few people in my office capable of home & Auto repair / maintenance.

*month

> fuck

>>38949019
He looks like a fat lesbian

>>38949019
wow that fuck really is stupid, how can he be so blinded? this girl looks more redflagish than the last one. anyways i wish him the best of luck nonetheless

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>>38949019
>Eggy, the ultimate symbol of robotics
Newfags should be hung.

>all of my birthdays have been spent inside alone with maybe 3 people tops

JUST

that didn't work
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that did not work
but this might

unicode in name field btw

>>38948881
No, absolutely not. Just being completely honest here.

>>38948881
Depends on his personality and how many showers he has taken

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>>38948881
What's he waiting for?

because the desire for aesthetics always gives way to simple practicality

it's why future conceptual artists always present a world that is almost unattainable

governments rarely put high priority on aesthetics

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>>38948688
>Why did modernism fail?

it hasn't. more modernist architecture is being designed and constructed every year

>>38948739
most people consider this style ugly and unappealing

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>>38948656
PICKLE RICKLES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
PICKLE RICKLES GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>38948758
I'm counting 3-5 layers of irony in this post.
How are you doing?

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I'm too tired for extra weird but you can have some of my leftover mundane weird.

I feel compelled to watch something while I'm eating, almost always something I've seen before (so I don't risk mishearing it or missing subs) and almost always Trek.
I've watched every single official episode of Trek out at least once so far, and many up to a couple dozen times.

>>38948593
literally who, what, where and why?

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I like goth anything, but that's probably because I'm a manchild who never grew out of his teenage tastes.

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>>38948593
Not true, I'm pretty much apathetic about it. You do you!

>>38948254
because I don't have a problem pooping so I want to be comfortable

>>38948254
because I weigh 380 lbs and it would be harder to get back up

>>38948274
It doesn't just help with pooping. Squatting actually leaves less of a cleanup.

>>38947049
They're just as bad as women, will hurt you for the same irrational heartless reasons as women, and take the same amount of effort as women.

Traps are effeminate men who act just as hitch as women but have the sex drives of men
So Traps are complete cunts and literally hop from dick to dick like pogo sticks

>>38947049
>Why aren't robots open to the idea of loving a cute boy? Quit lying to yourself.
we are though
you can't be a robot if you aren't at least slightly faggy

>>38946625
if you decided to fuck someone's ass without an enema first i'd say you deserve to clean up their shit.

>>38946764
I just give myself a dickhole enema afterwards

>>38946787
does that mean you pee in his ass/he pees in your ass or do you just pee to get the shit cork out.

first for fuck off with the politics

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>>38945522
>>38945544

Two double dubs in a row confirms no politics, kev says no!

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3rd for waifus and late night comfiness

Currently sorting through my 4chan folder and sorting and naming and everything. What are you doing at this late hour?

>>38944949
I did this a week ago
it's crazy how much it imrpoves my fap quality

and it makes my dick look super aesthetic also I wanted to fuck my own ass with it

does it burn your penis???

>>38944949
coconut oil makes my vag feel superhuman

>>38944557
you dont understand that on april 20, 2000, the lord god sent us an angel from heaven

>>38944557
She's just another idiot, who gives a shit.

>>38944557
>feel bad she's a junkie
We like messed up chicks on the r9k. Makes us feel a connection. And we're emotionally immature, so that's why we fawn over teens like her. And of course it's her specific look.

>>38944372
idc if traps are gay senpai i dont think they are but if they are so be it would still fug

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>>38944372
Best part of the day is here. How's everyone doing tonight?

>>38944372
Good see you tomoko .

>>38943551
>be 5'5
>have only been discriminated against once
>some Stacy mockingly called me short in high school
>called her a bitch so we were even
Being 5'5 really ain't so bad man

5'10? X"D
bitch, I'm 5'6 and I pull more bitches than you could ever dream of
Go fuck yourself kid

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>manlits