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Am I really the only one here who never had any girl interested in them? I know theres still some KHVs here but anyone else who never even had the chance to kiss a girl, let alone fuck her?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:41:32 Post No.35466371
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>>35466325
I've only had a couple girls from 4chan be interested in me, and they all lived hundreds or thousands of miles away. IRL the only time I've ever hung out with a girl was when she visited along with her boyfriend. At 24 I've never kissed or been on a date.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:48:40 Post No.35466469
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:48:40 Post No.35466469 [Report]

all the women i know think i'm a tranny and they talk to me like i'm a little retard baby

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:48:57 Post No.35466475
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>>35466325
I don't think a girl has ever liked me either OP
~~I think one might have but I doubt it~~

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:34:50 Post No. 35466288 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw your ironic gay and trapposting is getting less and less ironic over time

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:35:52 Post No.35466307
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HOHOHOHO
THE FEELS WHEN THAT HAPPENS
SO RELATABLE FELLOW ROBOT

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:36:33 Post No.35466315
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>>35466288
>tfw you used to fap to traps all the time
>depressed over a real girl
>now cant even get hard to traps

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:07:55 Post No.35467478
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>>35466288
>tfw your ironic gay and trapposting is getting less and less ironic over time
"""""ironic""""

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2017-03-12 08:34:42 Post No.35466287
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:34:42 Post No. 35466287 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT:Autistic things you did

>Be me
>Be In Junior High School
>Get bullied by older chads
>The bullying goes on for months
>Mostly Jokes and insults
>One day I have enough
>One them let's call him Rick
>Push me on the ground
>IhavethebestIdea.Jpg
>Starts pretending I have a seizure
>Shaking like crazy
>He's in shock
>He crouch and screams
>"Somebody get the nurse"
>HereIcome.Jpg
>While shaking
>I punch him with all my might
>He's on the floor screaming
>Starts pretending I'm dizzy and I don't know what I did
>The people around fall for it
>Tfw I broke his nose
>Mfw I didn't get shit for doing this
>Tfw none of them bullied me anymore

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:32:44 Post No.35467023
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>>35466287
weaponize thy autism, brother

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:44:33 Post No.35467952
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>>35466287
BUMP THIS THREAD INTO TOMMOROW

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:49:12 Post No.35468012
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>>35466287

I can't believe this shit actually worked desu

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:33:17 Post No. 35466266 [Report] [View this topic]

You are the final boss. What is your theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8IlIthM-Og

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:35:15 Post No.35466295
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>>35466266
I picked this album up out in the boonies a couple summers ago. Cost me $1. Preddy gud

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:36:17 Post No.35466311
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>>35466295
IT WAS VINYL BY THE WAY

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:36:51 Post No.35466326
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:36:51 Post No.35466326 [Report]

it ain't me lole >;^)

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He he time for bed 2017-03-12 08:32:25 Post No.35466251
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He he time for bed Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:32:25 Post No. 35466251 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone got any funny pics/ stories to make me feel good? Things didn't work out for me today

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:34:08 Post No.35466279
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>>35466251
knock knock

(original commento)

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I feel you Bro today was a bad day for me too.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:43:04 Post No.35466389
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>>35466279
Who there?

I am the bad guy now
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I am the bad guy now 2017-03-12 08:31:18 Post No. 35466234 [Report] [View this topic]

So /b/, lemme ask some advice. Last summer, i broke up with my 8/10 gf so we could go to college and go our separate ways ( i was going out of state, she was staying in town for college) i was getting a little bored of her, and knew i wanted to be sexually and emotionally free in college, and everyone agreed it was the right move. she didnt, and kind of spiraled out of control. Now shes just getting out of a shitty relationship, dropped out of college, and is thirsting for my dick. im back in town for the week cause spring break, do i go for the nut?

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I am the bad guy now 2017-03-12 08:31:50 Post No.35466241
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>>35466234
pics are her btw

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:32:28 Post No.35466253
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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR COPYPASTA!

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:32:56 Post No.35466259
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>>35466234
Whoopsie I must have forgotten I was on /b/... Wait a second....

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:29:34 Post No. 35466210 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to a random board
>reply to a random recent post with "What the FUCK is wrong with you?"
>close thread
Who /devilish/ here?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:34:24 Post No.35466284
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Nice try. I know the REAL devilish was you getting people to reply to this thread with
>What the FUCK is wrong with you?
I see through your schemes

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>>35466210
>mom sneezes near me
>tell her I hope she dies
>hear her sobbing in her room later

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:36:38 Post No.35466320
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>>35466284
>try to reply with that
>get muted
four-dimensional devilry

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:28:49 Post No. 35466200 [Report] [View this topic]

EVERY.

FUCKING.

THREAD

IS

TRAP RELATED.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? is this >>>/trash/?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:29:29 Post No.35466208
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complaining about the moderation is against the rules. if you have an issue go to IRC.

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>>35466208
THE FUCKING WHAT

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:06:09 Post No.35467461
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>>35466208
fuck off, trapnigger.

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/schiz/ Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:28:04 Post No. 35466193 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else here /schizoid/?
>Don't feel sad or happy
>Don't feel angry or jealous
>Don't feel proud or ashamed
>Don't feel.

The intensity with which people feel emotions is totally foreign to me, if I'm being honest. I recognize that my subjective experience of life is clearly different and more subdued than theirs, but I'm not anxious to achieve that same level of affect nor am I envious of their happiness/emotional depth. It's kinda /comfy/.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:32:01 Post No.35466243
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:32:01 Post No.35466243 [Report]

its probs chronic depression

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:33:11 Post No.35466264
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:33:11 Post No.35466264 [Report]

that's not what being a schizoid is

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:35:15 Post No.35466296
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>>35466264
>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
>Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
>Consistent preference for solitary activities.
>Very few, if any, close friends or personal relationship, and a lack of desire for such.
>Indifference to either praise or criticism.
>Little interest in having sexual experiences with another person (taking age into account).
>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
>Indifference to social norms and conventions.
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.

Sounds close enough.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:24:49 Post No. 35466141 [Report] [View this topic]

I love you, /r9k/

There's something so consoling about scrolling through catalog and seeing the same kind of threads I saw 2 years ago, even if they're hot garbage. No matter how shitty and chaotic my life is, I can always take comfort in the fact that there's this small internet pocket of aspergian frogposters to lose myself in

/gayblog

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I shouldn't have posted this

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:42:34 Post No.35466382
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>>35466141
I feel the same way. We are brothers

Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:03:21 Post No.35466628
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:03:21 Post No.35466628 [Report]

That's nice. Most of us think you're a fag though.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:24:09 Post No. 35466128 [Report] [View this topic]

Reccomend me a good sad/depressing/bittersweet robot movie

im bored

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>>35466128
>Reccomend me a good sad/depressing/bittersweet robot movie

castaway on the moon

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:25:42 Post No.35466159
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:25:42 Post No.35466159 [Report]

I think "Super" fits the bill.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:26:11 Post No.35466172
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:26:11 Post No.35466172 [Report]

Not exactly "robot" movie but I just watched The Deer Hunter and it made me feel things I haven't felt from a movie in a long time.

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Comfy hangover Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:22:17 Post No. 35466104 [Report] [View this topic]

It's rare. But I got lucky because I got this comfy hangover. No itchy hell, just funny movies all day. Is there anything better than sipping cold light beer to keep the buzz going?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:29:26 Post No.35466207
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Bruuuuhr..

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>>35466104
>Is there anything better than sipping cold light beer to keep the buzz going
that's not a hangover. you're still drunk, retard

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>>35466636
Nah, I just drank enough water before bed to dodge the hangover.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:20:39 Post No. 35466084 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you trying to self insert yourself into a boy band song because your an ugly insecure pathetic bitch

>"Your like the perfect mixture of Megan Fox and Katy P"

My eyes watered and I through my laptop against a wall. Why can't I just pretend that somebody loves me without being reminded that it's never actually gonna happen?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:35:17 Post No.35466297
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>>35466084
And i threw* my laptop against the* wall

Stupid whore, this is why you're alone.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:39:49 Post No.35466351
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>>35466084
Try listening to more angsty shit. I listen to folk punk because I sympathize with the idea of really happy outlooks on a miserable and depressing existence.

Yeah the lyrics are silly and sad but it's so damn fun I don't give a shit.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 08:41:10 Post No.35466365
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>>35466084
wtf please stop making bait like this whoever it is this shit is so stupid

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