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>>36292384
>Have you ever had sex, r9k?
no
t. 24 khv

>>36292384

Nope.
28.
Thinking about saving up money to go visit a prostitute this summer but I'm worried about getting busted.
Great thread by the way.

Yeah but not for 10 years

It was always awkward though. Never felt comfortable, never found my groove. Missionary always made my arms tremble and doggy (standing) felt too cold on my legs and balls.

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fucking weeb, i want you off my board

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>>36292379
cum all over the stuff

>>36292500
>>36292505
Wrong answers you normalfaggots.

>>36292379
Listen OP, you should cum inside your dick.

how the world should be

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>>36292317
I feel like this was posted yesterday

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>>36292428
2 idiots, one thought

>>36292306

Oh yeah. These pieces of shit.

Watched this earlier in the week

>>36292306
stop shilling this trailer trash with a suprisingly nice three story house

on that note how the fuck does white trash like that score such a kino set-up

all their kids have their own rooms with TVs and consoles, and they have a home gym
what the fuck kind of job does the father work?

>teach your kids some basic acting
>start making "prank" videos on jewtube
>get half a million views each video
>extra money with minimum effort with the added bonus of being famous

>>36292305
my short-lived "girlfriend" when I was 15

she tasted like strawberries oh my fucking god why aaa

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>>36292365
Remember that you don't belong

Fuck. I have no idea. Too many to remember or count.
Guys, girls, etc. Drunk. Sober. As a joke. For a game. Too many reasons.

I feel like such a whore now. I'm a guy.

>>36292266
What do your balls look like now? Curious if they look like shit or not

>>36292266
Have you ever pissed or came blood? Do you reel in pain when kicked there? Been letting my friend play with my balls and sometimes she gets rough and I feel it in my tummy. I kind of like it

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>>36292266
Do you prefer to get bullied with feet or knees?

>>36292081
what if neetbux paid for it??

what the fuck else am I supposed to buy? My computer didn't fill the void but it certainly brought the foundation up a notch

What if I own a Macbook Air, an Xbox One S, PS4 Pro and Nintendo Switch?

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>>36292045
>tfw 5'8
Why

>>36292045
5'4" but my license says 5'3"
I don't mind it because I'm a trap, also dat lower center of gravity

5'6"-5'7" here, fucking kill me. I am only 2 away from being somewhat respectable.

Dad here. I'm finally proud of you, son. You did it.

That's fucking weak, dude

>he doesn't poo in the gangee

fucking pig skins make me sick

fuk u u bitchy fandangos fandingos

I'm not afraid of nothin

fuck (in no particular order) robots, stacies, chads, normies

>>36291985

>2017
>for some reason only 3.66GB RAM usable
>overheats like a motherfucker even after cleaning it out and applying new thermal paste
>randomly spazzes out and rejects the battery cable and hibernates on it's own
>motherfucker uses virtual memory if it runs out of ram which clogs up the disk usage and makes the entire shit freeze and lag
>continues doing that even if i disabled page file
>any game that used to run fairly decent on it now requires everything set to low and config file tweaking as well
>poor and cant afford a new one

>>36291985
>poor
>have tablet with 1 gig ram that I usually use
>ded screen laptop with 2 gig ram form 06/07
>phone that is anal found on ground with 3 gigs, but it's android OS takes up a gig just to turn on, pretty shabby for a 150 dollar device
>tablet 50 dollars btw
>keyboard 6 to go with it
>tfw poor
>would fix laptop but not worth time and money
>sometimes put lamp behind screen when need to use real computer for something (has XP though)

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>>36291985
HAHAH

>tfw poor

;_;

None
None of them

The indian girl had literally zero downsides and is the cutest
You fucked up making this op

>>36291978
why the fuck would you not pick the asian qt?

>>36291966
they'll become deaf and never interact with you
isn't that nice?

>>36291966
Really?! That's why they put the warning label?

Why not state that on the fucking box

>>36291966
But nobody will date me or befriend me if I have visible earwax.

>>36291928
Jerk off with lemon juice to dissolve the toothpaste mint.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JERK OFF WITH FUCKING TOOTHPASTE OF ALL THINGFS

hahahaha you fucked up

>>36291924
And replace them with different ones.
Gee, thanks

>>36291924
Yeah, we'll be dead

>>36291936

This.

Military recruiters please go.