Remember even that cute innocent girl you know is being defiled
http://www.xvideos.com/video21894895/way_too_fucking_cute_to_be_sucking_dick
>>35889849
so what? girls can fuck whoever they want, it's their own choice and you can't judge them for it
>>35889931
>it's their own choice
Arent you forgetting someone?
>>35889931
>you can't judge them for it
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
Hey Robots,
I'm here to give advice for anything. AMA
>>35889828
Best way to stop procrastinating?
>>35889839
Wake up and make a day plan. Set objectives and ticked them off as you complete them.
>>35889828
Should i buy a Ae86 with the money i have saved for the past five years?
How many of you guys don't even know who you are anymore?
>tfw planning to splash deconcentrated piss on some guy I hate
>>35889749
Send a picture of the piss bottle and detail the plan and why anon
>>35889749
Whats deconcentrated piss and whats it do
>deconcentrated
You water down your piss?
r9k, robot9001, 4chan
Video chat, anons.
>>35889714
What If I don't wanna show my face?
any omegle girls want to be my GIRLFRIEND?
>>35890026
>>35890105
fucking queers.., why don't you both hold hands with each other
Why is modern life so stressful?
>>35889624
because we're devoid of our psychologically built in social necessities.
No privacy and materialism injected into all of our inescapable pop culture. You might be happier if you saved up some money and moved to another country.
The denial of the superiority of the leadership principle.
>Don't have a job
>NEET
>Listen to good music and drink coffee my sister buys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wjCX81CHM
>Happiest I've been in years
>A bit lonely, but it's ok because I can really be alive and enjoy this existence
>Never get this anywhere else in the world except inside of my house
Damn, this is wonderful.
It's such a tragedy that people must work.
I have to work to not be homeless
I can't work cause broken femur
Denied disability
Rent is due
I think I might kill myself
>>35890709
>Receive disability
>It gets cut and you become homeless anyway
T. Posting from McDonald's WiFi in my car/home.
>>35890709
>broken femur
Nigger I lost half my hand and was working 3 months later. Get off your ass
>mommy found the BLACKED subscription
>>35889511
And killed herself
>Daddy found the special sock with glued on googly eyes
>mommy found the replacement mommy
What would you do if you were given omnipotence right now, /r9k/?
>>35889499
Unlock the secrets of women
>>35889499
destroy everything and everyone
Try and make the world a better place for everyone involved, then build something akin to a matrix where everyones personality is put into a simulated world I control, and mess around in there with everyone. Not make everyone go into it though, more so clone them, and put the clone in the machine. minimally more humane.
Maybe you should join too edition
>ship date is 2 weeks earlier
>still out of shape
oooooooooooooooooh boyyyyyyyyyy
Give tips stories advice discuss branchdespair
>>35889474
>Doing OCS route
>3.5gpa STEM degree.
>Max ASVAB score
>Great essay, recommendations, and interview
>Physical went fine
>Still have to do PT test.
I'm so horribly out of shape that I might actually not get approved because of it. I can crush the push ups and situps but my run time is abysmal and I'm more and more sore every single time I run.
>>35889539
Just keep running, you might feel like you're hitting a wall but push past it, improve and stay hydrated. You're gonna make it man.
Army boy here, just completed AIT. Reservist. 25B. AMA.
>you having trouble finding a girlfriend?
>just be yourself bruh
>im pretty depressed right now bruh
>I didn't have sex in a few days now
>feels bad man
>tfw current gf is driving me insane
>who else knows that feel bruh
>I just broke up with my last gf
>pretty depressed right now bruh
>tfw forever alone
>tfw just got a new cat
/r9k/, meet Volpe
he's having fun exploring his new environment
post your pets, stories of pets, etc
I want a cat. Cats are the ultimate robot pet.
does your cat have extra toes?? he looks so cute !!
>>35889589
it's a ship cat, but it looks like a cat sith
Why not create a department of "peace" rather than "war" if we believe in democracy at home and around the world?
>>35889381
we actully have a 'department of defense.'. big joke
also the department of peace is the state department
would prefer that it remained the Dept. of War it's so much more badass.
>>35889476
I would prefer the department of expansion or department of imperilsim.
givig up commpasinete colonialism was a mistake
The lack of empathy here is terrifying
It's like a mix of the least intelligent, most sexually deprived and isolated dregs of society's frustration and anger all directed at people who you've never met and have never affected you
sorry but i didnt ask to be violated with boipucci pics and fat belly girls
you can die a violent death.
>>35889373
The internal struggle externalized.
>>35889373
It's all in the game senpai, how bout you fuck off to whatever recess of the internet you came from?
How do I murder people and make it look like an accident or suicide?
>>35889328
I shouldn't post in this thread but, why do you want to know?
>>35889397
I like to think about how I would do it
gas tank thing in a shed open a gas tank sit there.
>tfw back on drugs
who else here an /addict/? i can't quit, maybe i'm hoping i'll OD soon
>>35889293
>>tfw back on drugs
can't stop the weed huh?
What're u addicted to?
You can overcome addiction by refraining from your addiction, always remember that simple truth.
I am addicted.. to marijuanas