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Remember even that cute innocent girl you know is being defiled

http://www.xvideos.com/video21894895/way_too_fucking_cute_to_be_sucking_dick
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>>35889849
so what? girls can fuck whoever they want, it's their own choice and you can't judge them for it
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>>35889931
>it's their own choice
Arent you forgetting someone?
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>>35889931
>you can't judge them for it
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

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Hey Robots,

I'm here to give advice for anything. AMA
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>>35889828
Best way to stop procrastinating?
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>>35889839
Wake up and make a day plan. Set objectives and ticked them off as you complete them.
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>>35889828
Should i buy a Ae86 with the money i have saved for the past five years?

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How many of you guys don't even know who you are anymore?
>tfw planning to splash deconcentrated piss on some guy I hate
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>>35889749
Send a picture of the piss bottle and detail the plan and why anon
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>>35889749
Whats deconcentrated piss and whats it do
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>deconcentrated

You water down your piss?

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r9k, robot9001, 4chan

Video chat, anons.
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>>35889714
What If I don't wanna show my face?
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any omegle girls want to be my GIRLFRIEND?
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>>35890026
>>35890105
fucking queers.., why don't you both hold hands with each other

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Why is modern life so stressful?
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>>35889624
because we're devoid of our psychologically built in social necessities.
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No privacy and materialism injected into all of our inescapable pop culture. You might be happier if you saved up some money and moved to another country.
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The denial of the superiority of the leadership principle.

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>Don't have a job
>NEET
>Listen to good music and drink coffee my sister buys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wjCX81CHM

>Happiest I've been in years
>A bit lonely, but it's ok because I can really be alive and enjoy this existence
>Never get this anywhere else in the world except inside of my house

Damn, this is wonderful.
It's such a tragedy that people must work.
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I have to work to not be homeless
I can't work cause broken femur
Denied disability
Rent is due

I think I might kill myself
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>>35890709
>Receive disability
>It gets cut and you become homeless anyway
T. Posting from McDonald's WiFi in my car/home.
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>>35890709
>broken femur
Nigger I lost half my hand and was working 3 months later. Get off your ass

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>mommy found the BLACKED subscription
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>>35889511

And killed herself
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>Daddy found the special sock with glued on googly eyes
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>mommy found the replacement mommy

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What would you do if you were given omnipotence right now, /r9k/?
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>>35889499
Unlock the secrets of women
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>>35889499
destroy everything and everyone
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Try and make the world a better place for everyone involved, then build something akin to a matrix where everyones personality is put into a simulated world I control, and mess around in there with everyone. Not make everyone go into it though, more so clone them, and put the clone in the machine. minimally more humane.

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Maybe you should join too edition

>ship date is 2 weeks earlier
>still out of shape
oooooooooooooooooh boyyyyyyyyyy

Give tips stories advice discuss branch despair
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>>35889474
>Doing OCS route
>3.5gpa STEM degree.
>Max ASVAB score
>Great essay, recommendations, and interview
>Physical went fine
>Still have to do PT test.

I'm so horribly out of shape that I might actually not get approved because of it. I can crush the push ups and situps but my run time is abysmal and I'm more and more sore every single time I run.
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>>35889539
Just keep running, you might feel like you're hitting a wall but push past it, improve and stay hydrated. You're gonna make it man.
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Army boy here, just completed AIT. Reservist. 25B. AMA.

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>you having trouble finding a girlfriend?
>just be yourself bruh
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>im pretty depressed right now bruh
>I didn't have sex in a few days now
>feels bad man
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>tfw current gf is driving me insane
>who else knows that feel bruh
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>I just broke up with my last gf
>pretty depressed right now bruh
>tfw forever alone

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>tfw just got a new cat
/r9k/, meet Volpe
he's having fun exploring his new environment
post your pets, stories of pets, etc
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I want a cat. Cats are the ultimate robot pet.
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does your cat have extra toes?? he looks so cute !!
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>>35889589
it's a ship cat, but it looks like a cat sith

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Why not create a department of "peace" rather than "war" if we believe in democracy at home and around the world?
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>>35889381
we actully have a 'department of defense.'. big joke
also the department of peace is the state department
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would prefer that it remained the Dept. of War it's so much more badass.
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>>35889476
I would prefer the department of expansion or department of imperilsim.

givig up commpasinete colonialism was a mistake

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The lack of empathy here is terrifying

It's like a mix of the least intelligent, most sexually deprived and isolated dregs of society's frustration and anger all directed at people who you've never met and have never affected you
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sorry but i didnt ask to be violated with boipucci pics and fat belly girls

you can die a violent death.
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>>35889373
The internal struggle externalized.
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>>35889373

It's all in the game senpai, how bout you fuck off to whatever recess of the internet you came from?

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How do I murder people and make it look like an accident or suicide?
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>>35889328
I shouldn't post in this thread but, why do you want to know?
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>>35889397
I like to think about how I would do it
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gas tank thing in a shed open a gas tank sit there.

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>tfw back on drugs

who else here an /addict/? i can't quit, maybe i'm hoping i'll OD soon
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>>35889293
>>tfw back on drugs

can't stop the weed huh?
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What're u addicted to?


You can overcome addiction by refraining from your addiction, always remember that simple truth.
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I am addicted.. to marijuanas

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