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Can women be robots desu ka
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No, they will always be desired. People will always want to be friends with them, go out with them, have sex with them, etc. They are completely unable to feel the solitude that a robot feels
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>>38245333
The woman you posted had a chance to be a robot but she is actually pretty inspiring.
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>>38245333
How does she have folds in her skin if she's not capable of having any body fat?

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>ITT: post relaxing photography, art, music, and most importantly relax and chat
So, why are you here browsing /r9k/ instead of being out on a Saturday night?
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Some music to start off the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7kapbwQ-Y
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>Some alternatives for those not interested in "weeb" music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wu_t7hAe_8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1Vt6r-sj8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVxmNu-aIE
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A E S T H E T I C

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pppxRVTcQjE

Anyone try talking to this new ai that microsoft launched? It's like having a real life friend.

https://www.zo.ai/

Pretty comfy desu
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>>38245317
>tfw no more tay
>tfw no more ai gf
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We were texting for a while now he won't respond. Should I double text or just leave it alone
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>>38245317
This thing is garbage. Cleverbot is way better, it hasn't responded to anything I've asked. I've made sure to use proper punctuation and grammar and it still can't give a decent answer.

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I don't hate black people.
I just don't trust most of them.
Am I racist?
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Nah dude, there a difference between hating for race and hating for culture
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>>38245306
Kek
>Op trust others
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>>38245306
No. Blacks are taught the same things about white people. Not all of you are bad but we need to keep an eye on you.

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A friendly reminder to my fellow robots. The man to the left is who you're competing against every day. That girl you finally got the guts to even say hello to? Chad's cum is sitting in her stomach from swallowing his load a few hours ago.

If you're not:

- At least 5'8
- Lifting
- Steel-jawed
- Part of or were in a fraternity
- Able to bench 145
- Tan
- Normal-nosed
- Ripped
- Sociable
- Always witty

You are permanently destined to:
- Be single
- Get lower grades
- Have the door shut in your face
- Get punched
- Have lower customer service
- Pay higher prices for everything (internet, car, etc.)
- Be triaged lower in the ER (why help when more important normies are ahead of you?)
- More likely to be left to die at the scene of an accident for your organs
- Get your name spelled wrong

Why go outside? Why live?
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>get your name spelled wrong

Explain
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>>38245346
When you are in school, your teachers will misspell your name more because they don't care about betas like you. This is especially true if you're a namelet
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>>38245378
>school
>teachers

middle school summerfag get out

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Any other NEETs living with their parents experiencing this?

Basically it's where you have no friends and end up being a 2nd husband to your Mom. Where you have the majority of your conversations with her, go places with her, and generally fill in on all the husbandly duties and serve as an emotional partner to her (such as listening to her vent about her actual husband) while not getting any of the traditional marital rewards in return such as physical affection (and also being given just enough of a taste of a relationship that it keeps you from actually trying to go out and get a real one). Meanwhile Dad says a lot of nothing, lazes around watching TV, and is possibly even actively abusive to your Mother.

That's my situation a lot of the time. It's like I'm married but with only the downsides. And I know if I were to move out and end this arrangement it would hit my mom very hard because her real marriage is in shambles.
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>>38245284
dude wtf

origigigig
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A new reason to not be a NEET: not developing an Oedipus complex.
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>>38245446
It's not as complicated as I make it sound. Basically
>dad is a lazy POS
>NEET living at home fills the emotional void of the man in the house for mother

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Who else here is balding here? Every time I brush my hair or even run my fingers through it a ton of hair just slides right off. I have bangs to hide it but I'm worried about losing all of my hair. I take biotin and use a special shampoo, I don't know what else to do. Please help.
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no other balding females?
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>>38245270
Where is it falling out from? Any particular areas?
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>>38245270
>woman
fuck off, your feels are not wanted here

As an asexual, I'm confused by you guys. Why are you so desperate for gf's/bf's? Other than sex, can't your emotional needs be fulfilled by friends?
Even in regards to sex, can't you masturbate?
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>friends
I don't know what you mean.
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most living things desire sex
its the reason you exist
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>>38245220
Those people who you seem to tolerate the most. God ones will listen to your problems without judgement, assuming you do the same.

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She is in first grade and her classmates dont talk to her or outright reject her. She tried inviting some of them home to make friends and they just ignore her. She has to ask for permission to even talk with them. On one hand i believe suffering is natural part of the shitty school experience and she will grow up stronger thanks to this, but on the other im somewhat worried. She is cute and polite so she shouldnt be having problems like this. I actually expected her to become pretty popular so im surprised. It seems it all comes from a certain girl who put everyone against her because a kid she likes likes my little sister instead.

Should i do something? Or i just stay out of it and observe the situation? My only advice to her so far was that "School is shit, i didnt have many friends either. Endure". But now im thinking that wasnt a good answer. Im too autistic for the wise older brother role.
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>>38245175
I have a little sister. Remember females live life on easy mode. My little sister experienced the same things. Boys aren't sexually attractive or desperate for girls at that age so girls have no power. Once she gets into middle school though she will reap her full female privilege that society gives to females. But the children aren't full brainwashed yet and haven't been exposed to liberal programming and teachings yet.
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>>38245175
Assuming this isn't just bullshit...

No, the "endure, deal with it yourself" schtick is not gonna cut it, OP. That's the kind of thing that makes kids feel isolated and alone, like they're up against the whole world with nothing and no one to fall back on. That's how pre-teens commit suicide and shit.

Be her shoulder to cry on. Support her, acknowledge her pain and her fears, and don't just invalidate them with "it sucks, get over with it you prepubescent roast." She needs to be able to feel like she has someone she can come to with her problems. Just listen. You don't have to give her solutions or tell her how to fix everything. Just be there for her and make sure she feels like you actually care about her problems.

If she feels confident enough at home to have someone to fall back on with all the bad shit in her life, she'll eventually drum up the confidence to strike out on her own regardless of what the world thinks. If she feels nothing but alienation at home, she'll strive for acceptance at school or in society - to less than ideal results.
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>>38245229
Roastie, go back where you come from with your sexist female supremacy that you advocate.

OP, suffering brings character. Experience creates wisdom. Leave your sister be.

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Midwest General

Blatantly copying /northeast/ edition

How you fellas doing? Feel free to share your location-based feels here.
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>>38245142
Midwesterners are so rare on 4chan and when they appear they are always shy (minus illinois faggots)
Minnesota reporting in but im moving to Wisconson
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>>38245173
True, it's nice to meet a fellow midwesterner
Missouri here, it's pretty okay I guess
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>>38245142
In a desprate attempt to leep the tread alove tp see other midwesterners ill explain some MN feels
>tfw duck duck grey duck
>tfw Somalis all over the twin cities
>Tfw cleanest river in the us (st croix)
>Tfw largest % attended state fair (2nd largest state fair overall)
>Tfw every kind of hotdish imaginable
>Tfw the angle was a mistake
>Tfw most iron on the US
>Most sugarbeets
>Tfw Wisconsin gives us meth
>Tfw mever have to go outside in Minneapolis
>Tfw have the north shore and hardly anyone comes and experiences it
>Tfw fartherest north in the continental US
>Tfw largest lake on earth
>Tfw beautiful countryside
>Tfw have a massive uninhabited island in Superior
>Tfw largest indoor amusment park

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Do you love or loathe yourself? If you must, you may explain so. I don't mind. I love myself, just for that to be known. <3
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I love myself. I'm trying to improve myself and work at my weaknesses, so I feel good about myself.
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>>38245361
Yay, that's what I love to hear. Glad for you.
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Deeply hate myself. I know what I have to do to be happy but I'm too weak and cowardly, complacent with comfort. Thin skinned and envious.

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>That one person whose death would give you tears of joy

What's their name, r9k?
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Olly
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>>38245088
Mike


that's my name
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>>38245056
his name is OP

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drinking torpedo. its advertised as super hoppy but honestly its pretty good and balanced....hopefully i feel ok when i wake up in the morning. also i am terribly depressed.
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Not the best beer I've had but get's the job done
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>>38245181
I'm drinking the same. It isn't the best beer, but it's making me drunk
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Torpedo is a great beer. One of my favorites. Tonight I'm having a few glasses of wine. Gnarly Head 1924.

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Seriously?

https://youtu.be/Yioky_A0zwU
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i miss siri lads
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>>38245218
Same but the dumb whore valued herself more than what she was worth. She also gave a dumb as fuck reason for quitting. She never gave us those harder scenes. Fuck her tbqh.
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>>38245031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RqrnnZfo0d


kek I accidentally osited this in the wrong thead

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I have a lot of backwoods where I could grow weed. Do you think I could do it? Or would it be to much of a pain? How much does weed go for? How would I sell it without getting caught?
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It will get eaten by bugs. Toward the end when you are about to harvest, you'll have to go outside every day and check to see if it's ready with a magnifying glass. And homegrown shit just ends up being garbage no matter how hard you try it seems.
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>>38245006
You better be the one selling it or else you're a degenerate piece of trash.
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>>38245047
>Calling people trash on r9k

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