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How do I find an honest, loyal woman?
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>>38821919
Are you a girl? If you're a guy youre shit out of luck.
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>>38821919
You don't.

Origigigigigig
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>>38821919
I dont know if you can desu, I cant even trust myself

red pill me on micro dosing on HRT

Anyone here doing it? Is it worth it? How are the effects? Did it make you a super qt boy or did it not really change you at all?
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or SERMS but I think virtually nobody would be on those for hrt
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red pill me on Japan
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>posters: 1

please stop being retarded, gas yourself asap, no regrats

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There is nothing easier then finding a GF. Every women wants somebody to love and it doesnt matter how he looks or behaves. You just need to go approach her and dont begin to cry and have a mental breakdown thinking what the fuck are you even doing when aproaching strangers on the streets.
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Walk right up to her, look up straight in the eye, give her a firm handshake, and tell her you wanna be her boyfriend. You've got this, champ.
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I can feign confidence when breaking the ice but I can't sustain the charade of alphaness for more than a minute before my anxiety starts bursting within and my heart nearly explodes
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>>38821766
nice original dubs friend.

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I have an impression that especially lately there are too many corrupting threads, like seriously is that just shitposting on your part or you are all that messed up?
>women hate threads
>hating on homosexuals
>pedo threads
>revenge theads
Especially with those women hating threads you'll never gonna make it and you will stay
>tfw no gf
forever, being bitter misogynists that degradate women.
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>>38821744
Shut the fuck up you beta simp. Its not misogyny its the truth.
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>>38821744
If you want khuality khantent watch DSP
Also GRIDS will never be cured since its a punishment from God
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>>38821744
fuck you betaKEK OP.. go be a faggot somewhere..

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You see this girl reading a book from the section you were looking for. What's the section and what do you do/say?
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>>38821737
Fiction

She's reading some garbage like Junot Diaz or Game of Thrones, so I wisely ignore her and search for my Graham Greene books
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Probably philosophy or some shit, and I go wander around the other side of the store until I can see that she's moved
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>>38821737
Last time I said hi to a neet girl in the manga isle she ran away.

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Why is it that when a smoker asks if I have a light and I say "no, sorry" they look at me like I'm a liar?
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Because they NEED their cigarette and cannot accept that other people might not want to get cancer
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>>38821886
Anon you sound like a total faggot. Hey, you got a light btw?
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Because if they're approaching a stranger like YOU for a light they're obviously craving nicotine. It makes you irritable.

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>tfw no fembot gamer gf
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That may be a little too THICC.
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>>38821699
The only problem is

>xbone
>she's XBOX HUEG
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>tfw no NEET Gamecube gf

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>be me
>new walmart employee
>get told to sweep pet foods area
>at last aisle
>girl comes over and starts pet food on the shelf
>gets in the way of my sweeping
>typically beta me pretends to be adjusting my broom handle
>"I'm sorry, am I in your way?"
>"no, don't worry about it..."
>"you're new here right?"
>"yea"
>"no wonder I haven't seen you around before"
>"I'm Laura"
>"Anon"
>"well it's nice to meet you Anon"
>"yea you too"
>she leaves and I finish sweeping
>30 minutes later
>co-worker showing me how to empty garbage cans in electronics department
>notice Laura walking back and forth by the back wall
>she comes over and grabs a pen that's right next to me
>co-worker looks at me and laughs
>am confused
>he finishes showing me the route for indoor garbage cans
>both of us about to head outside
>hear something behind me
>"alright goodnight"
>everyone from second shift is going home
>think nothing of it
>"hello? Goodnight"
>continue walking
>hear laughter
>"are you ignoring me?"
>me and coworker turn around
>see Laura smiling walking with a couple of people
>I let out a nervous chuckle
>"oh sorry, I didn't realize you were talking to me"
>"it's alright, goodnight Anon"
>"Goodnight"
>she just keeps smiling at me as she walks out the door
>feel strange
>co-worker walks me over to a garbage can outside
>"you knew that girl?"
>"huh? No I just met her earlier"
>"damn man she was grilling you and right in front of her boyfriend I think"
>"what a sucker, I would've told her to knock it off if that was me."
>I start laughing
>"no way, she was probably just being friendly"
>"bro trust me I could tell, did you not see her by electronics or hear how many times she just tried to say goodnight?"
>"yea I guess so"
>he goes on about how I should "break her back" if I get the chance and about other random shit
>I'm too busy replaying the moments in my head to care about what he's saying

What do you guys think? Is my coworker bullshitting me or what?
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>>38821620
i'm not reading all of that lol
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Girls give signs like that all the time, it means they're interested in you.
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>>38821620
Also, what happened to wagecuck threads? I've had to make like 4 of them already. Are us wageslaves a dying breed on this board?

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>We are a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if it's really another woman we need.

>We are a generation without weight in history. No purpose or place. We do not have a world war. We have no great depression. Our war is spiritual. Our Depression is our lives.

Why don't you follow his teachings robots?
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Cuz he's a non-existant nigger who goes around fighting people and displaying niggerish behavior at his jobs.

That shit won't help you in real life.
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>>38821599
The entire book was a critique of dumb, edgy manchildren written by a gay guy.
If you took it seriously, you're the one being laughed at. The joke went over your head.
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>>38821690

You're the one who's mistaken. All the 'edgy' philosophy about wageslavery and so on (it's only 'edgy' to you because you aparently buy into a very passive, mindless normality that even most normies wouldn't buy into) was brought up seriously by the author, they're aired as legitimate grievances and so on, the story is about psychologically integrating awareness of these grievances and trying to lead a more authentic life, without necessarily trying to become the image of hypermasculine perfection and individuality personified by Tyler (or an underwear model).

People like OP are generally capable of understanding this nuance to the film/book, but apparently it went over your head.

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What do you think Justin Trudeau's real sexual orientation is ? Is he a Chad, a closet cuck, a closet homo, or just an asexual autistic robot ?
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>>38821575
Chad duh. Was this ever debatable? He swims in pussy without effort. He also has a hot wife.
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>>38822106

>mfw justin dies in a horrific car crash in paris
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>>38821575
He's NuChad. There's whole different varieties of Chad. AltChad, UrbanChad, RuralChad, ExecChad, SportsChad. The list is endless really.

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>>38821546
That was pretty hot, i remember he said she let him creampie her too.
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>>38821546
What was thread about? I left /b/ in 2011
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>2015
>when /b/ was good
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>>38821546
/b/ has had a slow decline but used to have some funny content. The forced memes get tiring and the constant porn dumps are terrible.

> one shot in live
> acne
> life ruined
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking hate my parents for giving me these genes and not fixing it when I was young.
Now I have literally no time for doctors and shit.
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put a fresh pillow on your pillow at night every day and stop touching your face entirely

if it doesnt go away just neck
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>>38821567
I thought I should just be more confident.
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>>38821539
I probably would have gotten laid in highschool if it wasn't for my acne. Just fuck my shit up.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13612398
remember, you're anonymous
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>black and white autismthinking
I approve of what Trump's done regarding the TPP, which is the primary reason I voted for him, but am not too satisfied with most of the other stuff he's done. This is different from the FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE opinion of him SJWs have, and the BASED MAGAPEDES PRAISE KEK t_D (aka /pol/) has of him. I'd like to think I'm a reasonable person without any allegiance to one particular political party.
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>>38821639
>I'd like to think I'm a reasonable person without any allegiance to one particular political party.
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>>38821831
Not an argument.

You're an idiot if, at least in America, you think Democrats or Republicans are right on every single issue.

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To normal for robots
To robot for normies

Cyborgs get in here
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Sup. That's me. I'm weird enough that I stand out around the normies but not weird enough to blend in with the robots.

>had 5 gfs but they were in middle/high school
>didn't even know what love was
>all I did was make out with them
>started browsing 4chan
>I look better than I did then but somehow still stand out
>haven't had a gf since 16
>24 now
>still virgin and no escape in sight
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>>38821846
>>>>>>>>>>>>5 gfs

you're not a cyborg faggot just get out
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>>38821846
You are just a failed normalfag dude

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Seeing stuff like this makes me think normies are the ones who are actually insane.
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He's struggled with serious issues. And apparently overcome them. Kudos to him.
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Good for him. When I was depressed I was told to kill myself, called a fat virgin fedora tipping neckbeard loser, banned from places, etc. I find that diet makes a huge difference in how you feel, and that is vastly understated.
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Successful depressed people need to kill themselves. Makes me rage. Ungrateful fucks. "I can decide when I wake up to rent a gf & fly to Hawaii. My life sucks. So depressed!"

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