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>A-anon y-you're supposed to knock before you come in
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How can I knock you up before I come, baka
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legit
F B I here delete this please
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>>38710733
Oh sorry, I'll head back. Lock the door next time.
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God's tasks 2017-07-29 07:01:18 Post No.38710724
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God's tasks
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2017-07-29 07:01:18
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Global managing of everything.
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>>38710724
Global managing of all beings.
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Forcing inferior life forms to believe in him of their own free will (even though he controls every aspect of their lives and can act though them using mind control)
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creating sentient life whose purpose is to inflct or endure suffering.
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>Get bullied at school
>Toughen up and beat the shit out of bully
>everyone feels sorry for the bully and calls police on me
How am I supposed to survive in a society that encourages me to be weak?
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What happened after police got called, green txt whole story
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you are supposed to kill the bully when he is alone and away from school and have a buddy swear you two were playing N64, silly boy.
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>>38710685
Had a similar thing happen to me. The whole "just fight back bro" is a meme. You'll get bullied even harder and you just get the reputation of "crazy kid who can't handle the banter."
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>about to pick up qt Dominican gf from the train station
>going to eat some delicious fried chicken later with her and my mom
>pretty content
How's your day going /r9k/? Let's just shoot the shit.
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Have you ever met her in person before? Does your mum know her? Or is it some kind of exchange student thing
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>>38710659
>Her and my mom
>Mom
It's like you wonder why you're all virgins and then do shit like this
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>>38710659
>with her and my mom
UH huh,sure anon
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why do black girls like white boys so much?
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>>38710653
Because we owned them.
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Seriously I want to know this too, every girl that actually liked me was black. It's strange
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those emotes are cancer
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/r9k/, what's the most newfag thing have you ever thought or done?
>be me
>new to r9k
>don't know what it's about
>think adding gibberish to a sentence is board culture
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>>38710647
Give me an example please I don't understand
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>>38710647
It pretty much is board culture at this point. No one's actually used this board to post OC in years.
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>>38710709
as there ever a time when you forgot to lurk more and revealed your newfaggotry? i'm talking about those.
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>Write green text story OP
>Forget image
>Can't be bothered to write it out again
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>he doesn't just go back a page to retrieve it
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>>38710566
>hit the back button
>click post a reply
>writing is still there
retart
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>don't be a newfag and use 4chanX
>forgetting picture is no big deal
>make thread and get replies
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Oh, you finished your weekend cleaning chores, wagecuck? Congratulations. Now you can finally enjoy your two days of freedom. Oh, sorry, make that a day and a half of freedom since you spent so long cleaning. That's the great thing about being a NEET, I can take time out of my day to do it a little bit at a time each day since I have the energy to do so. That is unlike you since you are so tired at the end of the day that you don't have much energy for anything else.
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>>38710551
A real wagie never gets tired. I could work several 14-hour days with only 3 hours of sleep in between and never get exhausted.
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>>38710551
There are people out there that spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for a degree from a 3rd rate University or College when you can stay at home and read ebooks and buy the used versions of college textbook for a few dollars.
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>>38710768
Thanks for the tip, wagecuck. I'll be sure to inform your boss of this. He really needs someone to work a lot of overtime since he has his eye out for a fourth yacht.
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>tfw you don't desire a gf anymore
>tfw you don't hate yourself anymore
>tfw no one is to be blamed
>tfw you just await death
>tfw you don't care about having friends
>tfw you are not sad or happy
I thought being a failed normie is being a robot.
So this is what being a robot is. A nothingness of mind.
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>tfw just want to be left alone and never interact with normalfags ever again
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>>38710547
The ride never ends. You're stuck in "space".
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>>38710547
welcome at last brother
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>Had a date
>Everything goes fine, no cringy moments at all, just some akward silences
>Her body language made it look like she was interested in me (playing with her hair, etc)
>Kiss at the end, she kisses back
>Get home, she says sorry she couldn't stay any longer, I say np and that I enjoyed our date
>She says she really liked me a lot
>I say when are we going out again
>She says idk and that she's a bit busy and goes silent for 3 days
>Later find out she's been hanging out with her friends and even with this one male friend of hers
What did I do wrong robots? I was so close to getting out of this hellhole.
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>>38710503
Dating is a numbers game. Move on from this woman and choose another to date. She's clearly not interested.
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>>38710531
Anon, I have to know what I did wrong to not fuck up my next date
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>>38710503
you couldn't provide whatever wacky requirements she was looking for therefore you are discarded. it sucks specially since girls rarely talk to us but thats the way she goes
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How do you pee at the urinal?
I undo my belt, button, and zipper and pull my wiener out over the top of my undies.
Are you supposed to just undo your zipper and pull it out through the hole? That seems hard.
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I pull it over my undies too.
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>>38710498
I do it the same way. I always thought you pull your benis through the zipper until I caught my ballsack in it when I was a little kid
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only do the zipper, stick my fingers in there to take benis over underwear and through jean zipper. it's annoying to do if your underwear is being a piece of shit
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>"Okay, be honest anon. Do my breasts look bigger to you? My bra's gotten so tight lately and I'm worried I'm growing again."
What do you say?
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>>38710399
I don't know, I may have to go in for a closer look.
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What' more concerning to me is the stupid color of your hair
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>>38710399
>Rape
>And Kidnap
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>you will never, LITERALLY NEVER know this feel
just end my life painlessly already ;_;
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>>38710397
I will, one day
Even if it's the last thing I ever do
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I'm meeting my bf for the first time in two weeks so i will soon know this feel
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>>38710450
goodluck
be warned though, sooner or later he will discover that you are a robot
keeping the lie going myself, takes a lot of effort and I think I'm cracking.
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You know what the difference is between men and women?
Women are only sexually attracted to men, they are never emotionally attracted. They always list things like confidence, height, charisma etc. Those are all things that sexually excite women.
A woman will never actually be attracted to a balding manlet even if he does have a great personality.
tl;dr Women can never be emotionally attracted to men, only sexually
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Uh, the guy that I'm dating is 100 pounds overweight and I'm attached to him emotionally.
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>>38710359
Not opee but would you still love him if he's the same person but homeless and has not a single cent?
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>>38710491
I couldn't date him if he was homeless when I first met him. If he went homeless now, I would help him out because I care about him a lot.
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>Be scandinavian
>Be 5'10
>Supposed to be average height for males
>Average height for females is supposed to be around 5'5 - 5'7
>Walk around my town
>Literally see women towering over me on a daily basis
>Almost every woman and girl in my town is atleast 5'9 in height, and several of them are easily over 6'0 tall
>Forced to go on vacation through Scandinavia with my family
>Almost no girls my age are shorter then me
what
the
fuck
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>>38710298
Try being 5'7, snownigger
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>>38710298
Older people, try looking at average height on your age range
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>>38710298
>Average height for females is supposed to be around 5'5 - 5'7
You've been misinformed, all my Scandinavian friends tell me the average is taller than this
Add heels to that and it's no wonder they tower over you