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posted this on /b/ but didn't do well so here we go.
Video games have taken my life. I have nothing else to do other than play TF2 and I'm trying to quit, so here's the deal /b/

Share your stories related to addiction in general, and substance abuse. The best one I see within the next 30 posts will receive all items in my steam inventory.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sweetshare/
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Not incredibly addicted, but a friend got me into weed in high school. I don't do it anymore but I use to get tons of marijuana from him and that hurt my grades in lots of classes. That was a few years ago and now that I'm nearly out of college looking back that shit sucked. I was a lot more emotional and I would scream at my parents for the most basic shit, even if I was just playing Street Fighter 4 and they asked me what I wanted for dinner I would get mad.

My story isn't insane but it really fucked me up for a while. It honestly didn't even feel that good; I never coughed much and I was able to hold it in but it never really gave me a high. It just gave me a headache for a little bit and made me a little wobbly. I thought weed was suppose to calm you down with a mellow high but it really sucked in my opinion.

I know my story isn't great, but still; weed fucked me up for a bit.

Probably won't win, but still nice to get it off my chest.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gottafollowmyrainbow6969
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Played tf2 on my friends account before I got one, gave him 2000 hours before getting my own because I finally had a job to buy other games. Same friend had access to alcohol in high school. It's been a few years since everything happened and I still drink, not as bad as I used to. I remember once I walked around a my house for 2 hours looking for a re supply cabinet. I have trouble keeping track of my thoughts these days but the liquor is down to special occasions and I play tf2 to relax. Good luck.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Awalkundertheplate/
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Ah yes, you can tell the spirit of r9k is truly dead when newfags fresh off the boat from /b/ aren't tol to fuck off.

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Welcome!

This is a general thread for all loners/introverts/minimalist or those interested in a more reclusive life style to maximize freedom, knowledge and pleasure.

I've made this thread for recluses to connect and talk without the general negativity of r9k. In this thread we don't care about your lack of social lives or why you think women are awful (although dating discussion is acceptable).

So, introduce yourself, your thoughts and how your day is going! By the way, did you know...

>Small Trailers/Apartments are within reach?
>You can live on 30k a year or even less?
>Security, Manufacturing and Restaurant jobs
>Pay decently AND have minimal authority?
>You can contribute to your retirement now?
>Fitness at home is extremely inexpensive?
>The Internet offers mass knowledge for free?
>Confidence is more important than looks/money?

Resources:
https://www.zillow.com/ (Housing)
https://www.indeed.com/ (Jobs)
http://scoobysworkshop.com (Fitness)
https://www.daveramsey.com/ (Money)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYCFjyDOKF0 (Women)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ckq5rNTA_o (Women)
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>>38028525
living in a van is an option
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>>38028525
This is really comfy. I've always wanted to go full Kaczynski and move out into a little mountain shack.

Maybe after college.
Good work on the threads!
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>>38029043
isn't that the unabomber? unibomber?

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I'm getting older my race being deleted my religion mocked my social political and economical shuned,country is shit.
and I have little to live for.
I am a white male christian,who thinks you should earn what you want,and give what you need,I think every person should be free truly free not part of a government but on your own terms.Our western world is falling apart.
What should I live for?
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>>38028449
You have nothing to live for but your /pol/ circlejerk. You've based your entire life and sense of self-worth off of shit identity politics, what race you're part of, what religion you follow etc., instead of basing it all off of actual personal accomplishments. You've accomplished nothing in life and all you have to show for yourself is the white version of "we wuz kangs." Either try actually doing things that are worthwhile, or kys now because you'll only get more miserable as time goes on at this rate.
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>>38029738
>you're a FUCKING white male
>you're a FUCKING white male
>you're a FUCKING white male
>you're a FUCKING white male
>you're a FUCKING white male
>Damn, I have being a FUCKING white male
>Omg identity politics.
Also this meme of white individually feeling proud for collective achievements. Libtards forgot it never happens.
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>>38029738
>/pol/ circlejerk
it's just a board for happening threads and getting the news. people always getting upset over the little shit...

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any jew robots? lets talk about the GOYS that are plotting to destroy our way of life,
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>>38028447
I'm not Jewish, but I am learning some Yiddish words because I will be joining the Hillel organization at my university for some easy sex.
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>>38028447
I just laugh at how triggered they are. We send them to die for us and all they can do is cry on image boards
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I'm less than 0.1% jew according to 23 and me. What's going on, fellow shlomos?

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I love you for you who are. As I know you love me. What a lovely pair we make. May love always triumph over ignorance.
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I mean, I guess so. If that's what you wanna do.
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>>38028707
Hmmm? Oh. Heh.
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Did Sugar retcon Connie and Steven's relationship or something? I swear there used to be a lot of romantic tension between them, like in pic related, but in the recent seasons it seems to have gone away. It's a shame because those were my favourite moments in the show.

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D&D Thread Time?
If not then too bad.

>Been DMing for 4 friends
>Campaign revolves around them locating an organized crime boss that's undermining the Duke of the realm's controll in a fringe town.
>Haven't learned much except mob boss is a halfling
>Immediatly, the Dragonkin Bard assume's there is a hobbit somewhere named Cobwyn Teawhistle who can lead them to the boss
Note: I was DMing for another group with 3 of them beforehand, the 4th person we had played a chaotic stupid halfling rouge named Cobwyn Teawhistle. He'd do the annyoing thing of slapping maidens on the ass, weave baskest out of thin air, and insist that you had to roll a D20 to learn of his tragic backstroy.
>I thought, "This could be interesting." and let them persue Cobwyn Teawhistle.
>Grant it, I had qualms with them killing someone else's character but I really wanted to see how it would play out
>The events that ensued can only be described as pure adulterated sadism
>Using Enhanced interrigation techniques on a halfling who was CT's cousin, they learned the location of CS rouge
>They made their way to a dark ally and by saying "Cobwyn Teawhistle" three times in an ally, they opened a portal into CT's house
>CT jumped out and joyfully greeted the charaters with a "Hello, my name is Cobwyn Teawhistle" in an accent that was vaugly recognizable as Irish
>Party immediatly decended upon CT without hesitation
>I rolled crap which made the fight extremely easy for the Cleric, Bard, Barbarian, and Paladin
>Then the party decides they want to carry on the Bush Legacy and "interrogate" him
>The Dragonkin Bard restrains him as the CG Cleric begins asking him questions about the local crime boss
>Every time Cobwyn answers with "I don't know!" results in him losing a finger
>Cobwyn lost all his fingers, a whole arm, and a leg
>He would have died right there had the Paladin not used Lay on Hands to restore what little hp the halfling had at this point

cont in p2
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pt 2
>Cobwyn didn't last much longer as the Half Orc Barbarian, with 8 intelligence, got board and decided that tiny man talk too much and made the executive decision to curb stomp his head
>The Cleric, still out for blood, demanded that I let him use spare the dying cause they might get more information out of him, but I insisted that wouldn't work and it would be best if they just try to move on from the horrors they just inflicted on Cobwyn
>They enter the portal to Cobwyn's house
>It's full of wicker baskets that contain a myriad of items such as silver ore, fish, swords, a large leather bound book containing his tragic backstory, and various notes
>You see, Cobwyn, since the party had last known him, decided to stop being CS and tried to work towards being LG by working as a private investigator for the town he worked in as a way to redeem himself.
>Either way, after rummaging through his stuff, they find a note that tells them a Lord hired Cobwyn to locate his missing son at the local University.
>They decide to stuff Cobwyn's corpse into one of his wicker baskets and take him with them "just in case"
>They arrive at the University and start asking student's of what happened to the missing Lord's son
>But just as the story was getting back on track, the players managed to derail it
>After the Cleric spoke with the head of the medical department about the missing student, the Bard had the brilliant idea to find a professor of history who was also a halfling because he thought a halfling would be able to help them better locate the crime boss and do their translating for them
>They look through the classrooms until they happen to find just the type of professor they were looking for just concluding a lecture on how black markets and organized crime rise in areas with high regulation imposed by out of touch monarchs to meet demands for goods and services
>Once all the studnets depart, they enter the room and lock the door behind them
Uh-oh
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>The Cleric and the Dragonkin walk up to the halfling who asks, "You all look a little odd for being students here."
>Then the half-orc threw a magic talking shrunken head he aquired earlier in the adventure directly at the Professor rendering him startled
>The Dragonkin restrains him while the Cleric interrigates him
>A gaurd starts approaching from down the hall
>The Paladin, who's internally wresteling with good and evil, decides to cover the window of the classroom to stop the gaurd from seeing in
>When they hear the knocks, the Bard gets the ingenus idea to stirp the professor and whip out the remains of Teawhistle to make it look like they caught the Professor fratranizing with the remains of a cadaver from the medical college
>The gaurd enters to this horrifying scene and is startled
>When he tells them they all had to wait in the room because they were whitness's to the crime, the Bard shoves him aside as the Cleric casts fog and the party books it, the corpse and professor slung over their shoulders like flour sacks
>They return to CT's house in the planes to find it being looted by halflings associated with the crime boss
>After a short scuffle that ends with the group calling a stalemate with the halflings due to the fact everyone was rolling crap they start digging into the professor
>Immediatly, the bard decides to dump the professor into one of Teawhistle's baskets until he wakes up
>Once the professor wakes up, the Bard demands that he translate Teawhistle's Tragic past to see if it contains any information about a connection to the crime boss
>The professor informs them that he was adopted and can't speak halfling
>The Cleric then decides to take over negotiantions and has the Bard force feed the professor a whole fish everytime he doesn't give an answer he likes
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>>38028401
Nice anon, I like how you created a fleshed-out goal and story, my DM is a lot more laissez faire with his methods.

I've been playing a Star Trek-esq space adventure lately that's pretty fun

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Robots I am shaking and my head is spinning!

I found an old USB drive I had lost with 442 bitcoins from the early days of bitcoin when it was a hobby but gave up due to boredom.

I'm going to invest this and live off interest. What else should I invest in particular?

Also I would like to help out a few of my r9k brothers. Because I know what it is like and how tough it can be. But no coins for NEETS, I at least fought my entire life.

Post your wallet addresses, how much you need (don't be greedy or you get nothing) and a detailed story on why this would help you out.
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>>38028369
aaaaaand 300+ replies here we come
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Please dude, I'm a poor student

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.5 btc would help me out a lot, i recently got fired and im having trouble paying rent. thanks so much

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I'm embarrassed that I even exist
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me too lain man
me too
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>>38028357
same to the EXTREME
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>>38028357
Anon, you're so money that you don't even know it, but deep down you do! That's why you're so money!

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Why can't you get a gf /r9k/? Is it because of Jewish tricks or is it because you are an incompetent mess?
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Because the effort is more trouble than it's worth.
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I have origanioli have one
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>>38028324
In this day and age of social media, waifus are competing for the pick of the litter. I let the females come to me. Sometimes I have dry spells but it's not worth it chasing tail anymore. Not a pussyhound by any stretch of the word

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You do something as stupid as go on a mass shooting. And yet you bring a SHOTGUN with you?

How fucking dumb can you robots be. This moron only got 3 people, despite planning this for years. No wonder you're all virgins if you end up firing 60 bullets and can only get 3 people (wtf?)
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>>38028309
What's wrong with a shotgun though
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>>38028309
Only here could you insult a man on the quality of his school shootings.
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>>38028338
LOw capacity's
Bad rate of fire
High recoil
Xtra thicc soundwaves
Ar-15 with hicap mags and green tips or go home

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TFW no chocolate BBC BF
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>>38028297
I can be your chocolate but no bbc bf FEManon
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>>38028322
Is it at least 5"?
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>>38028297
>TFW no chocolate BBC BF
That's me

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Seriously in the past couple of days I've tried to see if there's any woman on this thread who has some semblance of normalcy. Instead I see

>fatass aspies who can't even walk outside without REEEEEEEING
>dykes who finger themselves to their cousins and sisters
>hapas who try to whore themselves as egirls (and fail)
>Fatass spics who talk like four year olds
>pale roasties who live in literal trash


Seriously fembots, you're all the absolute worst. Do not breed. Do not even attempt to procreate.
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>>38028277
Ask yourself if it's physically possible for a woman to want to identify with this board if they aren't one of what you've posted.
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>>38028277
I'll take the pale skinny aspie who sits inside gaming and masturbating all day as gf please.
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>>38028277
>Fatass spics who talk like four year olds
IIIMMM BYYYYYEAAAAAAAACKKKKKK

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I'm about to become a wageslave, any advice?
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Commmint SEWERSIDE NOW
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protip: if you don't have something to put in the bottom part and are above age, you don't have to worry, because you won't be becoming one
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>>38028402
I'm 19, is there any hope?

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>think of myself as a straight female
>start living with another girl I know as roommates to save money
>randomly realize I feel very attracted to her
>weirded out, worried I'm becoming a lesbian, but realize I still like guys too
>i just.....really want her
wat do robots
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>>38028131
>ITT anon learns the word 'bisexual'
Just do whatever feels natural, labels on sexuality are stupid anyway, if its hot, its hot.
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>>38028162
I mean what should I do about it....not sure if I should go for her or not
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>>38028131
Enjoy the remnants of a biological function left over from caveman times to ensure women in a pack got along together while the male was away

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Post your address ITT.
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>>38028121
just curious guys
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42 Wallaby Way
Sydney, Australia
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>>38028121
1234 Street St
Bumfuck Nowhere, The Letter P on "Pacific Ocean"

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