>tfw gf I met from Omegle blocked me
It hurts so much. Never heard things like "I love you" in my life and I doubt I will again. I fucked things up but I just couldn't fix them and the regret is killing me. I didn't say or do a few things, we could have still been talking :( . How do I live through this loneliness again?
>>35351246
Hare autism so if any lucky robots get it, they dont make same mistake
if i didnt say or do*
>>35351258
Hare? What
He really did it...
I don't speak Arabic. Translate it for me
>>35351218
dumb ass, it's french.
>>35351186
provide translation, how rude
am i lesbian or bisexual if im more turned on by women's bodies? i dont want to be with women but i allow them to eat me out. i date men but looking at them doesn't turn me on. i think dicks are weird but i do find manliness attractive like height/face/frame and just dominating me, but i think that's an innate woman thing. I would only date men.
god I hate female sexuality
>>35351135
You should stop watching porn, force dyke intrusive thoughts out of your brain, and fuck men until you love the dick
Even straight men and lesbians like dicks, OP is an male.
It was a decent meme it just needed a little push to get it going.
>>35351110
does anyone have this picture i'm looking for? i think it's a guy talking about being bullied and there are like three different personalities or phases of feelings or something. i tried to find it myself but i can't describe it well enough to get to it.
99% of the "devilish" were obviously bullshit and meant to be satirical but failed to be funny and were just outlandish and autistic
>>35351110
/devilish/ threads still float around
the problem is most people arent devilish enough to post in them or people dont understand and dont post devilish things
>Mom found the miniature cancer patient
>>35351100
>it's another parents video tape their deformed child and upload it to the internet so people can tell her that their baby is beautiful episode
>>35351100
>>35351185
Imagine being this baby, right now you don't feel different, mama and papa film you all day tell you you are beautiful.
Imagine the brutality of going to highschool.
If you don't have compassion for a future robot then get the fuck out
>>35351528
Tell me what gender this baby is
WHY ARE THEY NEVER IN BRISBANE
pls be in
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>>35351108
AUCHENFLOWER
this is not spam you stupid system
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this is not Japanese papercraft
Dipptidy doo da dipptidy doo negroes are inferior in every way. Why even bother why even live when your IQ is equal to a chimpanzee.
You can't condemn an entire group of people based on averages.
Even if blacks on average have a lower IQ, there are still plenty of smart black guys.
>>35351048
It's hard to look at individuals when there is over a billion blacks who are mainly destroying the planet.
They need to be exterminated
>racism on 4chan
you gotta try harder with your bait
So for the next month, every single night, monsters will come and try to hunt you down in a single area you are required to stay in.
(You'll have one week to prepare this place and anything you will need.)
Should you survive the whole month, the monsters will cease to hunt you, and you'll receive 500 thousand dollars as a reward.
WARNINGS:
1. Monsters WILL come out every night to find you regardless of where you are (But upon morning they will cease to spawn till the following night.)
2. Monsters can appear inside buildings and inside your room
3. Monsters may not be affected by conventional weaponry, especially larger monsters or more supernatural ones.
4. Monsters can kill you while you're sleeping so be wary.
5. Each night it will be a different monster, these monsters can be any range of Cryptid imaginable.
6. They may not spawn right away, but they WILL always appear sometime during the night.
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Partners!
You may choose one Partner from the picture attached to this OP post.
(Partners can stay with you after the survival challenge if you choose.)
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-Boons bought using your end money
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-For half your end money you can buy an early warning system which let's you know when a Cryptid has spawned
-For 100 thousand dollars you get access to 20 thousand of your end dollars and an extra week to prepare the area in which you will stay.
-For 100 thousand dollars you can get an M60 patton battle tank which monsters cannot spawn inside of. (They might still be able to break inside of it)
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So robots, how will you survive?
Tell us.
>>35350981
> Survive
Boi you don't know who you're talking to. I join with Donovan and die in glorious fire, taking the other three with me
>>35350981
>500 thousand dollars
>>35351078
What's so bad about that? If we scaled all the values back up to the millions instead of thousands would you do it?
I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO FUCK BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK MY BEST FRIENDS GF
NOW IM 23 YEARS OLD
STILL A VIRGIN, STILL DEAD INSIDE
HOW DO I GO BACK IN TIME AND FIX THIS?
I am proud of your decision
>>35350949
>HOW DO I GO BACK IN TIME AND FIX THIS?
Meditate, and focus on lucid dreaming? Enter the dream world you create, and never return to this one?
She would have just accused you of rape to get out of trouble, you did the right thing anon
What does /r9k/ think of Undertale?
>>35350889
I am unrepentant undertale trash
this is my favorite game, and it significantly improved my life
>>35350889
fuck off back to tumblr
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>>35350889
The game was alright, it pandered pretty heavily to the tumblr crowd but that's pretty much to be expected since Toby admitted to liking homestuck (he even let a backer put their self-insert fan troll in the game)
The gameplay and story were ok, but I loved the humor though, sans and papyrus were basically the reason I kept playing the game
The community is actual cancer though, as is any modern tumblr fandom
You missed out on teenage love.
>you missed out on taking your first loves virginity
>you missed out on exploring eachothers bodies and learning about you and the female body
>you missed out on the illusion of love
>you missed out on you passionately fucking her and despite both being bad at it, you came at the same time and held eachother
>you missed out on the feeling of tight 16 year old pussy gripping your cock
Those years are gone, anons. They're never coming back. Women are more experienced, and you're a virgin. You will never, ever relive those days. Once you aren't a teenager, you're slowly entering the abyss of being someone they settle with.
>tfw still checking the instagram of my crush in HS
>tfw that was like 10 years ago
>>35350827
is this supposed to upset me?
>>35350859
Yep.
You never got to hold her close to you as you looked her in the eye and fucked her passionately.
You never got to hold her legs and kiss her as you slowly fucked her, and eventually fucked her to climax and you both orgasmed at the same time and felt a bond through pure ecstasy. She would have looked into your eyes and even if it probably wouldn't have lasted, right then she would have loved you.
>practice gf keeps sticking her fingers in my ass
>she doesn't even care about the shit
>>35350825
>practice girlfriend
Mine is a Chinese foreign exchange student
>>35350834
Mine's a chubby white girl with a speech impediment that never shuts the fuck up about Supernatural, aparently I remind her of Sam (I think that's based entirely on my hair).
>>35350834
Chinese girls are so ugly and fucked up. Living with a critically unstable one here. She is fucking batshit crazy. gl hf
Which one y'all?
>>35350814
Onahole
Forget fleshlights
>>35350925
>something that'll last a few days and has plastic smell versus American made high quality product that don't smell like plastic and will last a month or two
>>35350956
Not that guy but my puni ana dx has held up probably about a year now, nothing negative at all
Also it's big and amazing
Is Tinder a waste of time?
>>35350809
Unless your hot or are into fembois, then yes.
Kinda but is your time really that precious?
I never have any luck on tinder but I occasionally get to laugh at roasties profiles on it so that makes it worthwhile
Should I fuck a girl with hep c?
She contracted it from sharing needles with some crazy dude she was dating. But she is trying to fuck me on the rebound, my head says no. But my body says yes.
What is your take?
>>35350798
Hep c is not Sexually Transmitted
>>35350798
no anon she doesn't love you it will only be carnal and eventually make you sad