Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1592. page

>>38685981
Are you an hot grill?

>>38686161
>fap
no you retard

>>38686161
M8 he said fap, not flick the bean

>>38685975
Fembot here and I love givint rimjobs to Chads, but NEVER WOULD I EVER give one to a robot! I ONLY pleasure guys who can increase my social standing!

>>38686252

not even a b8

try harder

No to all three. Buttstuff is disgusting.

>>38685936
>find interracial JAV starring an actress I really like
>blonde white guy is on the cover
>watch the actual video
>she only gives the white guy a brief handjob and blowjob, doesn't do anything else with him
>rest of the video is her getting fucked by a black guy in a different, much longer scene and he creampies her
Fucking nips

>>38685936
>watching porn
I found your problem.

File: 1476729550058.jpg (58KB, 501x585px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 501x585px

>>38686072
"kekeke, rike what you see?"

File: 1466333121924.png (547KB, 775x579px) Image search: [Google]

547KB, 775x579px

I understand this feeling. I strongly relate to this feeling. I am no stranger to this feeling. I feel this feeling.

>>38686123
Normies always say that everyone has a talent but even if I ever find something I'm talented at,I'll only ever be mediocre in it since I'm useless at everything else. I guess if we lived a 1,000 years ago I'd have the luck of being killed by natural selection.

>>38685933
Why dont you become a farmer? Move to the Central African Republic with rare tomato seeds, carrots, whatever unusual to their culture. Buy some land and farm the hell out of it, then sell your unusual products in the local village market. You can rack up the cash if the locals are interested, and tilling soil isn't complicated at all. If Famine strikes, then you just die naturally, nothing to lose there

bump because i'm curious about NWT

>>38685920

were are you from originally ?

I'm from Ontario; kinda of interested in moving away. BC seems nice

>>38685920
Ontario to be honest

>>38685919
That's because no one knows what the flag of Portugal looks like.

>>38685964
I'd say as many people who could recognise a Spanish flag could recognise a Portuguese flag.

>>38685919
i hate brazil with a passion

if you have skillz you are welcome too

>2D game
>unity

nice bloat, faggot

>>38685915
>unity we will make a 2D video game
Guaranteed crap. Use gamemaker or godot or make your own engine.

>>38685791
i really hope you invested in a gun before you ran out of NEETbux

>>38685791

If you were living off of your family's money or money that you earned previously, I hope things get better. If you were living off of tax money, I hope you end up homeless and have to sell blowjobs behind dumpsters just to be able to eat.

>>38685791
Analords=Drukqs>RDJ>Ambient 1>Syro>>>>Ambient 2>>>>>>>I Care Because You Do

File: tuyghj.jpg (14KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 480x360px

>>38685760
Thread has potential. This was found with tuyghj.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (126KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1280x720px

huk oevgtr dgf

The o in the second word is another character but it's not ASCII.

File: DSC_3576.jpg (71KB, 610x406px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 610x406px

njtgdc

think i struck gold

>>38685744
go away nog

>>38685744
There is literally NOTHING wrong with this.

hghfh

File: 1398311735315.png (103KB, 332x350px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 332x350px

>>38685744
>one cop represents all cops
>one nigger doesn't represent all niggers
>a few Terrorist Muslims doesn't represent all Muslims
makes sense to me

at least double digits
also, if you off yourself your points are void. you have to die via someone else's gun fire

>>38685698
I'm scared of getting subdued and having to live in prison

File: 1464028770768.jpg (46KB, 600x602px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 600x602px

>>38685675
>using .22 for a school shooting
god I fucking hate anime

>>>/int/
fuck off faggots

2nd for more race baiting

File: 1501259119667.jpg (435KB, 1050x1181px) Image search: [Google]

435KB, 1050x1181px

First for Darjeeling

Not even sure if this is bait

>>38685597

look up "feminism is bullshit" on facebook

it's not , I assure you.

>>38685668
rest in peace, /r9k/

Just wait until some faggot post that big dick hurts women and it is no pleasure.

File: 1483772416830.gif (2MB, 335x189px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 335x189px

>>38685540
Dick should goez in the boipucci instead

>>38685566
Are you offering up your boipucci?

File: 2017_07_27_06.44.172.jpg (75KB, 614x981px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 614x981px

>>38685452
What is it about them that gets the subs?

File: 2017_07_28_09.42.44~2.jpg (120KB, 905x994px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 905x994px

How do I do it too? I want that YouTube Fame

>>38685476
convert to female :) problem solved.