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>>37660331
We get it, anon, the papercut hurts
Don't piss right after you cum. It makes your pee pee muscle fuck up.
>>37660357
Wait, for real? Original question
Got a degree in english literature because I believe all those people who said a degree in STEM would guarantee me a job. Is the whole STEM guaranteeing a job a lie or only the English section?
Any Science bros who actually had a an easy time finding a job?
>>37660312
The E in STEM doesn't stand for english it stands for Economics you dunce.
>>37660312
>>37660313
I can't tell how ironic these posts are. A year ago I would assume they were jokes without any doubt, but now that half the board is /pol/ I just don't know.
>>37660313
>The E in STEM doesn't stand for english it stands for Economics you dunce
Oh
>your job could already be automated
>it still isn't
Will society ever free itself of useless labor?
>>37660071
Yes. The question is what will happen to the former laborers.
>>37660071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLzXSQKOY1k
Japan is pretty big on robots and vending machines, I imagine we'll get more of that ahead. Altho the little cute robots they have there would probably get trashed by niggers if they were placed here.
>>37660071
Aw kawaiiso kawaii anime onna kami ja nai. Why the hell would anyone place a sink of top of the toilet water tank tho?
Does anybody know of any alternative forums or chans that are populated by legitimate robots? I feel like /r9k/ has devolved in recent years into a place where people discuss relationship difficulties, or boast about their sexual achievements in an effort to elicit envy amongst other posters. It's difficult to stay invested with a community when you only empathise with a very small minority of the posts.
>>37659759
I would tell you, but your pic made me annoyed and I had a little rant to myself for a minute and now I'm leaving this thread.
t. autismo
>>37659759
OP is a colossal retard
If anyone here knew of a comfy chan where true robots go to, why would he post it here, in a place getting overrun by failed normies?
He'd be betraying the comfyness
>>37659773
I'm sorry you feel that way. I just chose the first picture I had saved (I don't have a very large collection, so there isn't much to choose from unfortunately). I didn't mean to offend anyone.
>that feel when no Tomoko gf
just end my life already
>>37659758
I thought you wanted a tomoko bf what happened?
you not a fag anymore cebrus?
>>37659802
>>37659823
>implying I'm that subhuman shitstain
I was just watching a porn video and decided to check the comments, I laughed so hard I had to abandon fap but honestly I don't even care. Do yourself a favour and read these fucking comments
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59287c9636158
>>37659754
>sid from ice age
she has really weird looking tits too
Wow. They don't sound like Poo in loos like they did 10 years ago.
>dis bitchs eyes hate eachother
jesus fucking lol this is comedy gold, thanks for this OP
How fucked are you when you search your name?
>>37659709
Pictures of my school shilling on exams result day come up.
>>37659709
No idea because I'm too scared to try it, searching for my email address is bad enough with all the cringy shit I used to post on forums as a teen.
Most of the time I was the forum idiot and I didn't even know it.
>>37659733
you just made me google my email address
it was posted on a 4chan board I've never been on
How can anyone who has regular sex be unhappy or anxious? They have physical proof that they are worthwhile. This is a serious question.
>>37659679
Grass is always greener anon, normans get bored of regular sex and resort to buying sex toys.
they can't
what they call depression is the feeling of dropping from 99.9% of potential human joy to 99.8% of potential human joy. what they call anxiety is the feeling of fluctuating between those two points.
meanwhile, most people on here are hovering at around 5% on a good day.
>>37659679
yes.
t. got a gf and regular sex.
Do ANY fembots get turned on by femdom?
(Not the cringy/obviously male focused variety almost all porn follows)
>I'm not like the other males
get prolapsed, juden
>>37659653
Did i say that shitlord?
Most the porn has absolute full autism/unlrealistic stories.
>>37659665
>I only watch PATRICIAN porn
get a load of this guy
>2 years ago
>measure penis erect
>5.2 inches
>suicidal
>today
>measure penis
>6 inches
i'm not even underage. what's happening, can your dick really grow in early adulthood? it actually does look bigger now
pic unrelated
>>37659488
yes, you dont really stop growing until youre 25 ish
>>37659499
also weight can factor in as well
>tfw went from 6.3 inches to 5.5 inches
Why do girls have to rub their clit even when they get fucked by a big dick?
>>37659354
The G spot doesn't exist, it's a myth based on a physiological reaction. Clitoral stimulation is the best way to reach orgasm. A good dicking feels good but it often won't make you climax.
t. Gril btw
>>37659354
Any respectable man rub the clit while fucking her
yeah I find it odd that the porn directors don't go for the complete mind-breaking vaginal orgasm angle
like she's being impaled so hard on Trevon's cock she can't coordinate her body enough to even find her clit
How we doing?
How many of youse who are in this age bracket are not NEET? Please sign this log book if you are not a NEET.
If you're a shit frogposter you can fuck right off.
Only nice NEETS allowed here
Been a NEET for 10 years. Now I'm about to work for the first time in my life. It's horrifying and I don't know how I'll handle it.
a neet at 25? why havent you killed yourself? dont you know that youre a burden on anyone who loves you?
25, not a neet.
Wondering if I should move out to rent a place of my own. Currently flatting with one other guy currently, he is chill and all but I think it might be time to grow up, i dont have much else to do with money anyway.
>have a chance at gf
>she looks like this
what do i do
Suddenly I'm not so desperate after seeing pic related.
Just why, OP? Why?
>>37659142
>wearing 2 chokers
She's obviously into rape. Go get her anon.
>>37659142
From the looks of her she probably had multiple bfs before you and has daddy issues
You can use her as experience, it shouldnt matter the results with her, so long as you learn from them
What are your green flags for /r9k/ girls?
We all know /r9k/ girls are screwed up, so we have to make the most of what we've got here. Here are mine:
>Unironically and unashamedly talks about how she's not like other girls
>Mental illnesses of various kinds
>Has tattoos, the meanings of which she'll talk for hours about
>Has piercings
>Plays video games, preferably not just MOBAs
>Cries a lot
>Has really extreme sexual fantasies and/or fetishes
>lifts
>could beat the shit out of me
>would use me as a tampon if it was physically possible
>>37659102
hmm .. green flags for women.
doesnt have an opinion on things she hasnt researched or does extensive thinking on.
heh haha .. not in this lifetime right.
>Loves animals
Especially to the point of volunteering at shelters
>has their own hobbies
Anything works, but art is always king. I like seeing what other people can make.
Tell me /r9k/. What is the meaning of life?
There is no meaning. You just find shit to do to occupy your time. Jeebus or Muhammad or the Sheldon from the Big Bang made us and all that matters is that if we're """"""""""lucky""""""""" we get 70 years. He (whoever He is) gave you a planet now go do something fagggot.
To live. There is no past or future, everything is happening now.
>>37659027
Yeah, this faggot said it.
Death is the end-goal, but you're living life to live.