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>>34237947
I do but I guess I'm not enough of a faggot to make a fucking thread about it.

>>34237947
no it seems like a really dirty and degenerate druggie hobby.

im a good boi
good boi

I dunno man, weed seems like the biggest time/money waste to me: especially since we're not completely sure what effects it has on our mind (especially the developing mind)

>>34237848
She is a man and I dont know if he should be released

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How Chelsea Manning sees herself.

Literally commissioned a painting of "herself" and this is the result.

>>34237848
idk if she is a fembot but she shouldn't have been sent to jail in the first place imho

leave it there i would say havent you suffered enough of this assclown?

only idiots get married. youre essentially agreeing that if shit goes south you get half your stuff taken away. oh fuck that.

>>34237829
I'm like him, so drop because I knwo exactly what he has

Commitment issues caused by bad social experiences involving the opposite sex, those what ifs will never leave. Made me completely stop wishing for a gf because this is what will happen in the long run. I can't help myself from escaping, it's like a basic instinct

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Same here
It'll never end unless you end it yourself. It's more fun to keep going though I guess.

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you know when it ends brother

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>move into new apartment
>creepy neighbor trying to hit on my mom

>>34237633
And that you are always on her side swipping the broken pieces of her emotional life. But she only see you as a friend?

Maximum cuckoldry in play

>>34237633
This is a good thing anon.

The fact you are upset and don't see this as an opportunity, shows how cucked you are

>>34237598
I'm stilll 20 so I technically could still do most delusional things.

I reckon about 25 is when nothing has happened and I realize.

I'm 34 and still think I have a shot as a musician and radio personality.

>>34237598
When I got into high school and realized that I wasn't as smart/as good of a musician as I thought I was.

Your gf is a materialistic whore and you have issues.
Psychotherapist is a option to consider.

>my girlfriend doesnt love me
Epic relationship you got there my man

Consider sudoku

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they won't look at your junk, nor touch it. you saying you have phimosis is enough; if anything they'll get a male doctor/nurse in to look.

although
>telling anyone ever

That's my fetish... :( my original fetish originally. Apparantely this gets said a lot here.

>>34237500
Yes I have. I had a seizure and fell on a pitchfork that stuck me in the face and broke my jaw. My only memory of the emergency room was some nurse che king my dick for some reason

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>losing virginity at 20 to a random hooker means you are a normie

>>34237487
Show me your proof of purchase first you slimy fuck.

>>34237487
Lost my virginity to a fat mentally ill chick who left me

There needs to be a big bro programme for people like us.

>>34237455
Having a big brother might be nice...

My only sibling is a little sister, but I always felt like I would make a much better little brother. I'm bad at handling responsibilities like that and being a big brother myself.

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i was stuck in a coma for 2 years when i was 14 and was conscious the entire time also my parents are fucking animals and i fucking despise them but during that time they kept coming enar me and touching me and whispering in my ear telling me how defenseless i was and how it could do anything to me and i couldnt stop it

>come out of coma
>expected to act 2 years older and more mature
>are you fucking dumb?

>still act 14 even now

So who is this waifu of yours, anon?

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>>34237382
It's Saya Endou

>>34237438
She's a very sweet girl, congrats to you both

>>34237349

sure, sure, and are you a fool, or a wise man?

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>>34237349
>tfw brainlets don't respond after btfoing them
>tfw they try to an fail
>tfw they think they can argue against my opinions which are born out of my superior intellect

>>34237349
>/big fish in a little pond here/?
It should be:
>/big fish in a little pond/ here?

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Come join us, my dudes

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>>34237265
The party is just starting you don't wanna miss this anon-kun

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please join everyone!!!

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>>34237200
>tfw drinking my second can of the day right now

There is no secret, you just stop drinking it.

It's harder than it seems though, sugar addiction is a thing.

>>34237219
I used to drink three cans a day a few years ago but I managed to cut that out.

>>34237187
back in the days where i had appetite for food, i probably couldve hit 10

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>>34237187
I don't like mayonnaise

Most I've hit was 4 but they were double cheeseburgers

Who the fuck buys single patty cheeseburgers from McDonald's