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Holy Shit! I can't believe my luck. I met a girl that looks almost exactly like the actress who plays Arya Stark in one my classes and in the last few months we've become good friends and today she admitted that she really likes me. Of course I told her the same and as of today, we are officially an item! WOOHOO!

(pic related, but not gonna show her real pics just in case)
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>>35722372
You met a mongoloid looking fetus alcohol baby? Nice man.

Maybe you can get her to roleplay as Sloth from The Goonies.

Disgusting.
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>>35722372
Do you happen to go to UNH?

Because there's a girl there that looks a lot like Arya, and I mentioned it to her passing by
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>>35722372

i wanna sniff Maisie Williams butthole. That being said, good job op. And good luck.

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So why do normies think that staying in all the time is a bad life ?
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A lot of normies do exactly what you mentioned.

It's just that they have jobs and are also functioning members of society. They just stay in when they are not required to be out.
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>>35722296
>be in uni
>rent an apartment with 2 other dudes
>they both have gf's
>they both go out all the time
>they make fun of me for not going out
One of these days I'm going to clean my room then head over and report them for using drugs to the manager so they get kicked out for breaking the contract
have to clean my room just in case they planted something in my room, can't trust normals cause they always trying to fuck over us bots

ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!
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>>35722421
just do it now, fuck those guys

Does anyone here else get vagina envy?

I'm really not sure that I actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms.
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>>35722281
you posted this yday

and creamy pulsing teen innie pussy is otherworldly
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>>35722281
but you already have a pussy
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>>35722281
Learn to use ur prostate.

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>women get married for money not love
and they call men shallow
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>>35722278
>men get married for sex not love
and they call women shallow

We're all flawed, anon
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women can't feel romantic love

it's one of the societies biggest lies
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I'd do the same desu. If I could be a housedad for the rest of my life I'd be happy as fuck.

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What's it like to have a friend group you hang out regularly with r9k? Is it fun?
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You all make fun of each other
You all get drunk and high
No emotional shit
Other people dislike you
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>>35722223
failed normie here, it's pretty good. Me and my friends usually go to this gas station and hang around there. recommend them/10
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>>35722223
it's like almost rolling cinques

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omegle thread come see me cucks

tags: r9k , 4chan
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hey man im not gay i just sucked dick once
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why another thread?
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bumping this pos

oreo

I see a lot of people in my feed claiming to be introverted or is suffering from a particular mental illness (especially social anxiety and depression). Not to discredit them, but it bothers me that I see them readily interacting and making friends whereas my anxiety is so evident in that it is so easily manifested in how I interact and behave socially, in spite of my insane efforts to act 'normal'. There's also this overwhelming awkward tension around me and most people actively ignores me, only finding the need to interact with me when necessary. I just find it a little unsettling how mental illnesses seem to be taken lightly or perhaps there is a totally weird hybrid of introverts in this generation (I was on and off college for 9 years, the longest I've been away is 3 years). During my first two years in college (2008-2009), people who are mentally unstable or 'emotionally inclined', as people liked to call it then, were frowned upon and often discredited (at least from where I live). Nowadays mental illness is glorified and romanticized.
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>>35722123
People glorify it because they want to be a special snowflake
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>>35722123
Funny how normie roastie sluts I know share the picture you posted as OP.
How does that make you feel?
Women who have plenty of sex, plenty of attention, but have never tasted anything bad so everything tastes mundane to them.
How does it make you feel that they compare that to what you feel?
Doesn't it bug you? Don't you sometimes just want to show them pain so they can go and enjoy what they have?
To do them a favor?
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schizophrenia is pretty cool desu

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Was Cypher right? Is it better to be bluepilled?

The more I learn about how things really are, the more miserable I become.
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>>35722104
You can't appreciate the blue pill without taking the red pill first.
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How did Cypher set up that meeting with the Agent? Wouldn't someone from the ship be watching them or ask him why he wanted to get jacked in?
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does it make any difference in the end? how does anything you achieve in the real world have more effect than something done in the matrix? might as well pick the option with less pain.

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>spent 25 year of life enjoying solitude
>intense urge for real life conversations with human beings

What is this?
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>>35722070
Just Temporary
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>>35722070
The real you trapped and screaming trying to get out.

It's hope.
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>>35722070
Same.

I joined a young adult internship program so now once a week we have workshops. It's like high school except there's no one to impress because it's mostly burnouts, neets, and failures like me. There are actually people less outgoing than me there, which I find insane.

WHAT THE FUCK I THINK I'M GAY WHAAT THE FUUUUCKKKK
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Who isn't

I love the cock
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>>35722090
Off yourself you disgusting trash.
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>>35722067
What makes you think that, OP?

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Is it weird to have a sadist gf, but also has a personality of a mother towards me?
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Weird no pathetic and cringey yes
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>>35722050
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO MY BOARD!
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>>35722082
cringey and pathetic? in what way?

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What happens when you get old and you still hate women and aren't gay?
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get a waifu and never look back
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sex doll o'clock
>tfw 19 days
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>>35722048
You grow up and stop hating women or die early from a lifetime of bitterness and loneliness.

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Join islam and become a member of al-kharid.

we charge beta cucks 10 gp entry for the gate since the rise of islam, we also worship allah (zaros) and he has ancients, dont you think thats cool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6E-EYbwKPw
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BROTHER I WILL HELP THEE WITH THIS INFIDEL
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>>35722045
who here besides me just wanted to kill the gate guards so they would stop charging a toll
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>>35722084
SARADOMINIST FILTH!
ZAMORAKIAN KUFFAR!
ZAROS HU AKBAR!

>>35722642
Oh yes, so many times, then i converted to islam at the ancients altar, now i feel their pain.

i'm going to protect my kahridian brothers in deadman mode from the crusaders from lumbridge.

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Stop making fun of my husband.
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>>35722023
>We will never see this phrase again
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>>35722210
not by itself
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Rollin for doubles mi amigo

Is this the best duo to ever grace the porn industry?
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>>35721997
Man, I cannot stand Sara Jay's face. Ava Devine's is busted too but tolerable for some reason.

At least Ava always does anal.
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>>35722030
I love ugly but thick women. Then again, I'm black.
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>>35721997
Who are these two? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

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