Share music you made or like in this thread and robots can analyze it for you and make sure you're not a pleb
Here's a song I wrote recently
>tfw fell for the buzz cut meme
>mom forced me to basically get buzz cut my entire childhood
>realize that girls are attracted to styled hair like 2 years ago
>your mom has basically been sabotaging you
do not fall for that buzzcut fucking meme. it's so fucking ugly compared to having your shit styled.
i just cut my own hair now. just get a stencil for the back of your neck and you can't fuck up.
do your line with a razor or something. only reason Supercuts uses clippers to line you up is because they're lazy fucking ripoffs.
>go to store
>buy 5 pizzas and large coke
>get to check-out
>"someones having a party!"
When youre in a relatively unquiet space of ambient sound like the rear of a moving bus.
The sound of the ac/engine/hydraulics make for an indefinite blanket of sound.
You can actually speak at shoulder-shoulder volume without people in arms reach hearing what you are saying.
Sometimes I practice speaking in these enviroments.
Sure i'm talking to myself technically but its still talking.
Talking ia different than whispering.
I also like to sing a bit in these sound blankets.
Can I explain to you why?
Yes yes its cool its like.
Ill sing something like perfect day or maybe happy together.
And someting amazing happens.
I know I sound like complete shit maybe.
But heres the delusion.
I hear the song PERFECTLY in my head.
AND whilr hearing it I make mouth sounds called "words" thst the normal ones do.
None of the normal ones can hear me.
Thrse public words are real.
Im saying thrm.
Im saying thrm for me.
No one else caree or hears so its okay.
But since they are real words and In my minds ear I hear thr song perfect. WHILE makong mouth words.
I can really genuinely feel like im hitting the notes all perfectly. Every tonr.
How can I explain this.
As a failure naturally.
To feel like I am an amazing singer to actually loophole myself into believing it.
Its like a hack.
I KNOW i sound bad as a fact and opinion.
But the fact is I hear it perfect but I am talking with it and STILL hear it pwrfect.
Do uou undetstand?
HOW DO I STOP WANTING TO BE A GIRL?
You know you can get a manly man to love you and make you feel like a girl right? Or are you one of those meme "uhhh i wanna be a gorl but i like gorls too" transbian autogynephiliac retarded motherfuckers?
reminder that if you exclude men who are not sexually active, the average penis size is 7.2x5.4 inches
> be me
> everyone at uni watching and talking about 13 reasons why
> watch the first episode
> cant even get through the first 20 minutes
> heres the rundown :
> psychopath stacy whore kills self
> thinks she so important that she leaves behind tapes
> she has sex with two chads one is the main character
> he keeps listening to this whores voice and all the tapes
> she thinks she so goddamn important that she leaves "le depressed teen" clues all over
> basically just a normie drama about chad and stacy problems
> parties and sex and """teen angst"""
> only beta and possible robot in entire series is the kid who takes pictures with the camera
How are we supposed to relate to this none of us ever had sex in highschool or college and if we ever went to parties we either hated it or never where invited in the first place.
Even in fake universes i want to see that fake school shot up
ITT: Post a character that is literally you.
>Otaku Convention can get a gf and I can't
What happened that made me such a fuckup
The 4 for $4 from Wendy's is one of the best fast food deals if not THE BEST fast food deal.
You get a drink, a small fries (they actually put a lot of fries in these), 4 piece chicken nuggies, and a burger... all for $4!!!
I had one yesterday and it was absolutely delicious! Wendy's uses never frozen beef patties that are higher quality than the competitors!
Except it's fucking gross. There's a lot of fries but they're closer to cafeteria potato wedges than golden crispy salty fries. 4 chicken nuggets? Lmao. They're not even good chicken nuggets. They're fishy tasting. The burger is a tiny thin piece of shit with cheap nasty cheese. I can't really disparage the drink. Idk about the other items they have on the menu but the 4 for 4 sucks.
>go to buy chinese food
>make order and sitting at a table waiting
>only person there
>black girl comes in, about middle school aged
>she orders some food
>she apparently doesn't have enough money
>she comes up to me and asks to borrow $2
>look at her and say "don't have any."
>she begs me and says she's hungry
>say no and ignore her
>she leaves me angrily
>food ready and leave
>black girl runs up to me and snatches my bag away from me
>she's too slow though and grab her shirt and pull her back
>she trips on the ground
>hurts herself badly on some glass
>she's bleeding all over the pavement
>she starts sobbing
>people looking at the scene in shock
>panic and grab remains of food and run away
>feel kind of guilty
Am I a bad guy..?
How come online dating is so awful nowadays?
All you shitposters, meet Lenny.
This man right here, is what you call a robot.
Hi r9k, I'm a 23 year old virgin robot and I have had phimosis for all of my life. It made it painful to have sex (what I really mean is masturbate) and it was incredibly embarrassing. Because of this I rejected most of the people that have had a romantic interest in me. But, things get worse..
For the past several years I have had pain in my dick, as well as strange bumps froming on the shaft as well as the head.
I didn't think much of this at first but eventually I got worried enough to go see a urologist.
After doing some testing the doc told me that I have a rare condition called BXO and It has caused cancer to develop on my glands.
My options are extremely invasive surgery that will essentially remove my entire dick, or I can chose to do nothing and live for about another 5 years.
I'm fucked no matter what I do. Tell me, why does god hate me?
What should I do?
I really need a blowjob to start my day off right!
How big is that 4 inches? Maybe 5?
Tbh senpai gtfo this isn't a place for dicklets like you.
It's a good 6.5"-7"
To be honest this isn't a place for dirty niggers like you
ive posted this before. no one gave me an answer.
so here i am asking the same thing
>WHY THE FUCK AM I A ONETIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I DONT HAVE BAD FACIAL GENETICS
IM NOT FAT
I DONT HAVE AN ACNE ISSUE
IM MILDLY FUNNY
I JUST CANT TALK OR MAKE JOKES AROUND THE FOREMAN GRILL I WANT HELP