Is there really no going back after you've sucked your first dick?
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>>37407495
First one is always the hardest, but as you go on you distance yourself from them, eventually murders become second-hand as you become ruthless and bloodthirsty
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>>37407495
Yeah
>suck own dick
>suck someone else's dick
>put things up my butt
>get fucked up the butt
>a lot
>three year break and don't feel like that anymore
Do something enough and it'll loose its luster, now I want vaginas because I've never had any
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>>37407495
>kept having gay thoughts from sissy fetish
>found someone on cl sucked there dick
>Hated it
>No urge to look at sissy porn since
So yea go suck a dick to see if your gay its an extremely alphamale heterosexual thing to do.
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comfy thread
Dump comfy pics, urban, interios, nature, etc.
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pixel art, especially gifs are welcome
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>>37407485
Oblivion, such a comfy game
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Urban, especially neon lit streets under rain is also, comfy.
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How do you feel about cucking someone? Generally i bet you robots are respectable lads, who are hard to articulate but speak well enough.
Generally couples into cuckolding look for respectable and clean guys. The BLACK aspect is on a case to case basis but they much prefer a white guy over a nigger, the porn aspect has warped the reality.
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>>37407391
Whatever float your goat man. I'm not gonna judge what people do consentually between each other. My thing is cbt
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>>37407418
Got off track as i wrote. My follow up was, would robots consider a cuckold relationship, as in them being the bull
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>>37407454
Nah I don't want to share any intimacy in the bedroom. Wife says she would allow another woman to watch,blow me,or ball bust me but nothing more
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YAAAAAAAAAAAWN
afternoon wagecuck! on your lunch break? i just woke up. READ THE MUG.
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*sip*
Make sure you read the rules, wagies.
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Space Jin maids man
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Thank you for reminding me to make covfefe. Need a pick-me-up.
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why haven't you done this yet?
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My penis is already naturally like that
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>>37406665
is this the way to have sex with my 2D waifu?
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Can I finally make love to my 2D girlfriend if I do this?
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i had to get circumcized last week (health reasons) thankfully it doesn't hurt anymore but now i am bored as fuck
i can't have sex or masturbate it's making me go fucking insane i swear
erections hurt so i can't even think about sex (which is really the only interesting thing you can do when you are alone and have nothing to do) which is basically psychological torture
it was better when i was hurting since i wasn't so fucking bored at least, i spent the last two days doing absolutely nothing
well actually i filled in all the paperwork i must for work, took care of all the shit i needed to i even got a shave and a haircut since i had nothing better to do but now i have nothing left to do and here i am
/int/ is boring me to death too, it's ok when you spend an hour or two here evry few days but otherwise this place is really shit
it doesn't help how i jerk off all the time usually so i am really directionless right now this is terrible
no i don't give a shit about video games or tv shows
well actually i have seen all the tv shows on tv and they were all shit
no i can't "get out and hang out with people at the bar" since 99% the point of doing this is to have sex and i can't right now
this circumcision really is making 99% of things in life pointless right now
i can't even work or make money right now and my friends are all at work except next sunday, what the fuck do i do ? i have A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK left then probably i have a date with a girl but in the meantime i feel so lost without my dick
should i go buy a bottle and fall into alcoholism ? idk seems like the only way t b h
i'm reposting this on /r9k/ evn though i never come here since it seems no one else caares and you are the appropriate board i guess
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What health issue prompted you to mutilate your genitals?
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>>37406703
phimosis
i know there were other solutions, i tried some widening treatment but i still had no results and the head was still paining me, so i said fuck it let's just cut this shit
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>>37406805
Interesting. Well, I am sorry that the other solutions didn't work for you. How long do you have to leave your dong alone?
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And here we are again with Game 3!
Post who you want to win!
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Azamat Bagatov
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Also, include a victory theme for your character along with your post!
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>>37406770
victory theme as in a song?
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>be black
>into asian girls since kindergarten
It can't be helped, where do I meet ones that'll give me a chance. NYC btw.
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>>37406426
the future is mixed goy, there's no escape :^)
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>>37406426
Stop being so predictable, robot.
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>>37406465
TAKE THAT YOU VILE JEW!
Can anybody here give me a genuine rundown of what it's like to live in this world, Western society, as an average or below-average male?
I'm female. I'm 5'8", Caucasian, blonde, blue-eyed, and I've always put an enormous amount of effort into maintaining my appearance because if there's one truth I know it's that life goes easier for you if you're pleasant to look at, because people, ESPECIALLY men, like to look at pretty things.
I'm not going to pretend everything has always been good for me, and I worked my ass off to get where I am now. As a woman involved in a highly academic field near everyday I have to face the reality that I'll never be taken as seriously as my male cohorts, even by other women in senior positions, and to many I'll only ever be viewed as a sexual object, who's feelings remain irrelevant, but still I want to know how the other half live.
So, what's it like to be some of you?
If I could offer one example in return illustrating what it's like to be me, it's that men will almost always want to help you out, from small favours to big jobs. Sometimes it's embarrassing, sometimes I enjoy it, I'm always grateful, and it's very convenient.
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Post your boobies ty
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>>37406362
I'm Kate Upton here you go.
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>>37406396
Reminder that this post was made by OP
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How do your parents deal with you not having a gf?
>live alone
>visit parents
>mention that I'm usually bored on the weekends/longer stretches of free time
>every time I see her/call her she keeps talking about how she used to go see bands when she was my age
>also mentioned once that she met my dad at a bar where a band was playing
This has been going on for atleast a month now. How long do I have until she starts hounding me about no gf? I'm 20 and she knows (or atleast strongly suspects and I've never admitted it) that I've never had a gf
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>>37406148
>How do your parents deal with you not having a gf?
They've given up their dreams. Just like me.
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This might aswell be the daily reviewbrah thread
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This is a good pic for when someone makes a good post
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Why arent you getting a bike anon?
>great hobby
>looks aesthetics as fuck
>lots of fun
>higher risk of dieing so you dont have to embarassingly off yourself
>girls dig it (?)
>make friends with other enthousiasts
>not expensive
what do you have to lose?
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i already have one but all the roads around roads around me are straight lines full of traffic all day long.
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>>37406138
Obviously. Starting a bike thread with a ninja? What were you thinking!?;^)
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>>37406150
does it work to attract girls?
> I wear this for comfort, don't you dare creep on me
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But it's true? Why do you wear your fedora?
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>>37406015
> I wear this for comfort, don't you dare creep on me
>oh, h-hi Chad, heheh
Literally everything women do is designed to let Chad in and keep betas out. Don't believe their lies.
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It's both for comfort and because she's proud to show off the body she's sculpted throught hard work and determination. It's not an invitation for you to eye-rape her.
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How common is casual sex among normies?
Are they usually open to fucking with their friends?
Orgies during parties, does that happen?
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>>37405833
Very common and of course to both of your queries
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>>37405833
>How common is casual sex among normies?
I'd say, for boys, every sixth party. So about once a month, a little less. For girls, probably 2-3 times a month, especially if she is pretty in that innocent looking way. Because the men line up to fuck them, so they always get a good enough answer to give it up.
>Are they usually open to fucking with their friends?
Depends on how big of a party it is. After party with two hot guys and three hot girls, the two lesser hot girls are willing to share. Very willing.
>Orgies during parties, does that happen?
Yes. But it depends on the party. If everyone is above a 7/10, then it can happen.
I can give you an example.
I was at a party. We were three boys, and six girls. We got drunk and danced. Then I kissed a girl in the bathroom. A friend of mine kissed a girl on the couch. Then the third guy went into the bedroom with a girl.
I had started chatting with another girl. The other guy also started to make out with two girls in the couch. So me and the three girls went into the shower and had sex.
We get out in towels, in the room everybody is having sex. We stop wearing towels and just walk around naked all night. Licking pussy, getting our dicks sucked and stuff.
Two days later we found out that the oldest girl was 17years old...
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>>37406157
Normalfags are fucking disgusting holy shit
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What are your deal breakers for girls?
I.e., obese, tattoos, drug user
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Not being my oneitis is a major red flag.
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Smokes more than socially
Overweight
Dumb as a brick
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Can you guys even afford to have deal breakers?
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What the fuck man i just find out this truth im 98kg
I have coke addiction and always eat fastfood
Realisticly if i start dieting and cut out junk food and coke how much weight i can lose in a month?
I'm willing to anything, except i don't go out
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Cutting out cocaine will make you even fatter, since it is a stimulant and appetite suppressant. You are basically fucked
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>>37405777
yeah, keep the coke addiction and just start eating healthier.
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>>37405777
Its cola