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watch the willy grow
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>>38102280
i want that willy to grow in my mouth

how much?
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>>38102280

I wonder why my own willy started growing when watching another willy grow. All those liver spots are pretty gross though and I get the feeling he started with a slight chub..Saged for shit thread btw
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>>38102280
Very attractive willy I want to feel it grow in my hands!

If you have pain urinating and a bit of blood in your urine, how fucked are you?
If it's prostate cancer, are your chances of survival generally low?
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>>38102212
Probably a urinary tract infection, that's what happened to me. Just go to your doctor as soon as possible for antibiotics. I waited too long and it spread to my bladder and that made me feel really nasty. I couldn't hold down food or move.
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you'll survive after they chop your dick off
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>>38102212
Op I just got back from the hospital with blood in my urine. No toxins in the body. Drink water with lemon. Get a prostate exam with your family doctor and talk about your concerns.

It's not cancer.

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do you tip? I just ordered this and I didn't tip. The guy looked sad. I felt bad as fuck. can you share my feels?
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>>38102192
No I don't live in a tip country.
You never tip here.
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>>38102192
Sure do. It's dickish not to. Some pizza places pay less than minimum wage in America.
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If we all stopped tipping they would demand higher wages and we wouldn't be expected to support them.
Don't blame me for not supporting you because you chose the laziest job on the planet

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What are ugly unwanted men supposed to do? Go kill themselves?
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Breed with the 1/10 girls
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>>38102193

Even the 1/10 girls only want Chad though.
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Anyone who looks like that is 100% retarded. Not just dumb but actually handicapped in some way. Either kill yourself or find a girl who's retarded aswell.

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Am I the only one here who legitimately hates autistic people? High functioning autists or aspies I can tolerate, but it's low functioning autists that should be euthanized. They are literally a drain on resources and will never be productive members of society. Anyone else know this feel?
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>>38102140
No, most people who are honest with themselves hate and are disgusted by retarded people. They are really gross and sort of frightening, it's extremely unpleasant.
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>>38102140
I've been near many of these people. They give off this uncomfortable aura. A student I knew who was autistic or something just jigged classes and probably smoked before 17. He didn't know when to talk in class conversations and whenever he did talk it was pretty morbid and dark.

It's always that pale white kid with the long dark hair.
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>>38102140
Why do you hate yourseIf OP?

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Is this, dare I say it /ourmonth/?
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>>38102062
September is the month for Robots. October is for normies and their spook festival.
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>>38102107
this image is funny.

but I cannot laugh
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>>38102062
pretty nice desu oct/nov not too cold/not too hot, clear blue skies. ultra comfy.

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Reeecraft General- Comfy Minecraft Thread
Come join us and chill.
reeecraft.mchost.pro

no roasties allowed
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>>38102057
2 cumfy 5 xir
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>>38102057
my build since idk, forever?

just a few all eternities with by finishing touches and its all done
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We're a comfy server...
For comfy people :)

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>he swings his arms when walking
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>>38101986
>he doesn't look at the floor whilst walking
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>he doesn't do the "I have a big dick" strut
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>>38101986
I don't move my arms pretty much at all when walking and i feel awkward about it and people have pointed out that its weird

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>2017
>not taking the panty pill

I assumed panty sniffing was just another meme. One day I was desperate and my sister was home for the summer and left her clothes in the washroom so I put them up close and things will never be the same. Since then I've tried with two others, here are my reviews:

Younger sister:
>really acidic, like vinegar made from citrus, also a bit like stale sweat sort of mixed with a faint whiff of ass. This one made me cum probably 30cc's and it shot out so hard.

Mom:
>musty, kind of alkaline. Gave me a slow, erupting orgasm but I felt really guilty afterwards.

Friend's gf:
>this smell was absolutely terrible. I only took two smells, it was like the smell when you scratch your asshole and it smells like a shit. Still had a pretty good fap out of it. Ironically these looked the cleanest.

I don't have access to many different girl's panties but I will keep it up. I went to a cookout at my brother's yesterday and tried to find a pair from his wife but struck out and couldn't get in their bedroom without arising suspicion. How about you, lads?
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i smell my own
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>>38101985
Are you a girl? Will you post panty pics? Will you be my gf?
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>>38101962
Wait, the fuck is on those panties? Dried cum?

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>this is what the average white man looks like...
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Which one? Middle or right?
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>>38101802
yes

Original

I said ORIGINAL!
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>>38101790
I can't believe this is 1000000% true....

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Where the fuck do I even find girls to talk to?
Everyone keeps telling me to just be myself and be confident bruh but what the fuck is this going get me when I just sit here in my room with no idea where to go.
And don't give me that "just go outside" crap. WHERE? Where outside am I supposed to go? What am I supposed to do? How do I even approach random women without looking like a massive creep?
I think I'm slowly realizing that the whole dating thing is a meme and normies simply get their gfs through their group of friends. If you don't have one, tough shit. Might as well kill yourself. All this put yourself out there shit talk is just to make robots think they still have a chance so they don't go and shoot some place up.
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>>38101762
>normies simply get their gfs through their group of friends.

That's exactly it.

I've been saying it for years but nobody here ever believes me.

It's because everyone on here is like a delusional gamer who actually thinks gaming is considered "normal" in the normie world, when it's in fact still looked down upon.

Yes things like dating apps have helped some people, but still, 95%+ of people still get their BF/GF through social circles, not just randomly occurring events.
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>>38101762
Yeah, it's way harder if you don't have a group of friends. You can meet people through school or work. From there they introduce you to other people and you meet new people.

If you have enough balls you can just talk to random women at the bar and club, it takes some practice and aesthetics though.

You can also go to social/singles mixers. They are quite common here in Tokyo, I don't know about where you live. Basically a bunch of people get together to meet each other.
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>>38101762
Just answered your own question OP, you gotta have a social group. Nobody wants to fuck a loser.

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Well robots, is this true?
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In my case, no. I fap to anime lezdom and I voted for Jill Stein.
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>>38101787
did you really vote stein though? not that i'm one to talk
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>Oh I know, I'll just repeated what some republicuck twittered ages ago
Contributor, my ass.

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Shadow of Chad looms over every female interaction

When you go shopping, you acknowledge that the cashier you're using still has Chad's cum leaking out of her ass as a leftover from last weekend. When you talk to a female therapist, you realize that she has gargled on some bully Chad's cum when she was in her prime. When you do group assignments at school, you perceive that the females are dying to get rid of you as fast as possible so they could go fuck their current Chad. If you're trying to pursue a girl to get a date, it dawns on you that she is responding to your desperate messages while fucking Chad, who gets her without any effort. Any crush you have at any moment is more content having a four-way with two other females and Chad than even kissing you, and you understand this when fantasizing about them. If you fuck a prostitute, it's apparent that she, before ending up as a prostitute, has given much better, loving sex along with her virginity to a dominant Chad.

Wherever there's a gracious female presence, it is overshadowed by the obscene reality of Chad's cancerous sexuality. No corner is left unravaged by the ugliness of Chad, it's all ruined.
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>>38101675
>Chad
*Tyrone
Everyone knows Chad's don't exist anymore, only Tyrone and Jamal's
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>>38102016
Oy vey i completely agree goym
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>>38102016
So is "Tyrone" basically just any black guy this girl has fucked?

Do I still count as Tyrone if I caught Oneitis for her after I fucked her and my clinginess scared her away and now I text her every day and she rarly replies

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This has no carbs
What is your excuse?

Also, what are you eating for dinner, robot?
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>>38101616
Looks terrible and probably tastes like crotch rot.
Why you would haphazardly throw mushroom caps and onions on top baffles me.
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All those vegetables have carbs.


If you religiously tracked macro-nutrients you'd already know this, but you don't. Fucking normie.
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>>38101743
I'm not that strict, but I stay away from the worst

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Got misgendered at the toilet again.

>Is it a male toilet?
>Miss, what you doing in a male WC?
>Sorry, is this a gender neutral wash room?

Every fucking time
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>>38101587
unless you're trying to piss and shit into their mouths, i don't see why its any of their business
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>>38101605
because there's an established social norm (even legal norm) that op is breaking. of course people will be uncomfortable.
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>>38101587
no one should use a public restroom unless they're dying

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