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>practically raised my 7yo sister
>taught her how to cook
>took her to neighborhood carnivals
>sacrificed my social life to babysit her
>showed her the way to walk as a toddler
>taught her moral values and how she should treat other people, especially not to treat shy boys like shit

>recently makes a 180
>has more male friends than female
>comes home and tells me about how a boy kissed her
>it was funny she said
>she now knows what twerking is
>my other sister is now forcing this degenerative thot shit on her(telling my younger sis to only go for x type of guy. Do not take robots into consideration)
>losing all hope

Don't know what to do bros. It feels as though 7 years of work are going down the drain. I'm unable to spend more time with her because of work and classes+ I moved out. My sister practically has free reign and influence over the lil' one. I fear that she will become yet another Stacey slut with no values whatsoever.


The fuck do I do


I don't know bros.
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Hopefully you/your parents werent cucks who got her the HPV vaccine that way she can die from cervical cancer (brought on by Chad's dick) before she turns 30
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>>34664046
Maybe ask the 25+ thread?
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>>34664046
Give up. Women have no real values and they'll just adapt to whatever their surroundings are like, which these days in the West are degenerate.

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You should never ejaculate unless it is for reproduction, or happens unconsciously in your sleep.

Modern Jewish psychiatry regards semen as some waste substance of the body. Something one should deplete and discharge from the body, like mucus or ooze from wounds.

In reality, semen is the real vitality in men - the life-producing fluid. Among the Jews are certain instructed Initiates of their Qabalah who hold, as We understand, the view that in the Zraa or Semen itself lies a creative force inherent which cannot be baulked.

In China, where Jewish medicine has not taken foot, Qigong and Chinese medicine place huge emphasis on a form of energy called pinyin: jing, also a morpheme denoting "essence" or "spirit")- which one attempts to develop and accumulate. "Jing" is sexual energy and is considered to dissipate with ejaculation so masturbation is considered "energy suicide" amongst those who practice this art. According to Qigong theory, energy from many pathways/meridians becomes diverted and transfers itself to the sexual organs during sexual excitement. The ensuing orgasm and ejaculation will then finally expel the energy from the system completely. The Chinese proverb: a drop of semen is equal to ten drops of blood, illustrates this point.
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kek'd at qigong
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just eat it. nofap is bad for you too.
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>>34663974
While this is true, i will never have enough will power to stop jacking off OP

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I found her on tinder. Hoping we match but odds are it won't happen.
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>>34663952
why would you match lol?
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>>34663952

Is that the girl from the berry advert, where that guy did an autistic dance for her?
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>>34663952
newfags don't know that she was the only roastie that Elliot Rodger loved

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anons, what are your height and dick size?
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>6'2"
>7.5"
Could be worse desu. I was talking to this short girl the other day (4'11) and she said her bf is 5'11.5 and how she's really disappointed he doesn't have that extra half inch. Does it really make that much of an difference?
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>>34663922
6'5"
6"
i don't think it looks as small as you would think since i'm skelly as fuck
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>>34663922
6'1
8 inches and 7 girth

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What's for dinner robits 02/05
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>>34663914
fucking hell lad, how big are you?
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>tfw mom is making BBQ brisket with mac 'n cheese tonight
Hope you get a home-cooked meal (that isn't takeout) before the end of the year, OP
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Ruffle chips with french onion dip and some blue rare steak with a side of brussel spouts.

GOOD AS FUCK MANE

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This is Anita-kun say something nice about her.
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Her transition could've gone worse, she almost looks passable
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more like anita-kunt

Amirite ? #yolo #swag
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>>34663889
>This is Anita-kun say something nice about her.
she is very passionate for what she believes in!

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A thread for discussing the doc, since britfeel has been absolutely run into the ground tonight
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Tempted to ride it out here just because I don't want to give that faggot the satisfaction that one of his threads takes off
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Was watching hacksaw ridge the other day and done guy was dying on the floor. The main doc was trying to save him but the other guy said "Just give him a shot of morphine" couldn't help but laugh. You've ruined me shipposter. I thought I'd make an edit with shipman's face over the doc but I'm too lazy.
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>>34663793
Can i have a lethal dose of morphine pls ?

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>People are nothing more than a game to me.

>Spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games

>Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.

>Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

Thanks for reading, roachfag.
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>>34663634
The best part's that they don't suspect a thing and will actually trust you with their weaknesses.
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>>34663634

What's your greatest fear OP?
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>>34663964
People realizing that I don't actually pull their strings

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Anon, you are only my fifth boyfriend...honest.
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I swear it screams in terror
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>>34663602
I'd rather die a virgin than fuck that.
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>>34663602
Labiaplasty is a thing and if mine were that big I would get it done, basically you can trim it until you become a cute innie.

Big labia like that can be actually painful as fuck during sex.

Also it`s pretty funny that you anons think you found the magic way to get back at girls when all they can do is get some surgery done.
What about your small cocks though? There's none right? Stay virgin.

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Oranges are the best fruit.
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you get a boy's attention by who you are
and you don't even try to. it's not something you actively do. especially when they come to you.

if you need to dress in a certain way for others, you're doing it wrong. dressing is all about yourself. i could be going nowhere but i'd still be wearing silk robe, thin pink fur heels, and a diamond necklace all for myself! :D

idk dressing for others is so weird i cant comprehend it lol
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>>34663736
This is a thread about fruits. Please go away.
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>>34663584
Apples r away better

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>be 18, start uni
>get my student bux
>at the end of the year after paying for food, rent, water, etc I have TEN THOUSAND dollars spare to spend on stupid shit (not that I'm going to)

So this was the hard adult life you get told about growing up
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Where did you go to school???
>TFW will even have to pay back fasfa after attending community college
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>>34663559
The less you spend the less you have to pay interest on later
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>>34664182

A regular university, this is standard in the UK.

I actually get 6,000 pounds spare a year and converted it to dollars (although I forgot the pound is worthless now kek, it's only 7500 fat bux spare a year)

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Now an edition from WEST devon
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thinking of taking up heroin

maybe work wouldn't be so bad if I was on heroin all day
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THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL BRITFEEL. DELETE DELETE
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>>34663543

WEST devon BEST devon

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Normies are playing loud music again edition
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If I'm doing an internship rn do I count?
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Can't wait for autistic screaming to start in an hour when people start coming to my house for the superbowl.

>tfw I go to school in New England
fucking kill me
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>>34664363
>be britbong
>flat next to us is holding a super bowl party until 5 a.m.

oh boy, i can't wait to miss lectures due to a lack of sleep

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Is this Menta-lillnes: The board?
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>>34663485
Shut up you fucking slovenly idiot
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>>34663485
>Ment-alillness
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>>34663485
yep-a-roonie buck-a-roonie

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>>>>FEMALES OF 4CHAN LOOK HERE!!<<<<
>>>>FEMALES OF 4CHAN LOOK HERE!!<<<<

How does it feel to be unattractive in this world where beauty means absolutely EVERYTHING for a girl? How does it feel to watch the guy you have a big crush on chase religiously after a HOT girl like me, and completely ignores you no matter how hard you try to get noticed? How does it feel to be never able to have your prince charming, and happily ever after, like you always dreamt? How does it feel to be with a loser boyfriend who you try very hard to like and only because you are way too sad and lonely? ;___;

Unattractive girls CANNOT BE HAPPY. It's true, because beauty means EVERYTHING for a girl. It's different for guys, a guy can be ugly, but if he's strong and brave (Shrek), has a big heart (Hunchback of Notre Dame), or makes a lot of money (Trump), he can always get the most amazing beautiful girls and be happy. When is the last time you had an ugly or fat female protagonist in a story? Ever? It's "BEAUTY and the Beast", you never get "the Prince and the Manatee". For girls, if you are ugly, no matter how successful or how much of a good person you are, no one will ever want you. It's the sad truth. ;_________;

You try to find a place to belong, you found /r9k/, you found a bunch of anti-social virgins. But guess what? Not even the anti-social fat and ugly basement-dwelling virgins want you!!!!! No one will ever truly love you, no man can love an ugly girl, EVER...

Picture related, ME, an attractive girl guys would actually want to be with. Ask yourself, do you look like that? Do ya? =)
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she is not hot though

i'm gorgeous hun xo do you :)
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i'm going out with a legitimate 10/10 who gets gawked at everywhere, has pose, fucking everything

let me see what you look like boo lmao come meet ust oday ya?? :D
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if i looked like that i would be kinda unhappy no offense why is she getting a fake tan? i'm not gonna start because im not mean lmao but
what's funny is i have no idea who you're projecting to. are you a girl or something? lmao D:

this
.. i can't even reply to this garbage
cause none of it makes sense

also fyi, girls dont long to be loved because they're always loved and have been loved by many, so its really about who THEY want to love and be with. <3 ;)

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