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i would be on aboard

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>tfw you swole af and you know you could give a number of robots a swift death in the ring
>but you don't

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>>38769937
>implying anyone wouldn't be too lazy or too scared to fight
maybe a boxing club, but not an underground fight club.
>>38770147
>>38770147
>tfw you swole af and you know you could give a number of robots a swift death in the ring
I'm assuming you're as swole as you are edgy, and by that I mean you're probably pretty swole.

>>38769926
Have you jerked off to this video yet?

https://youtu.be/BEVJRI4mwpk

>>38770335
Oh, the brabbit hole goes much deeper than that normalbrap video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5x43C-j1n4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMRYMFOqavQ

>>38770385
Thanks but I'm not a pedophile

>>38769905

I just shave my legs and pubes and chest fambucha

>>38769928
But wouldn't girls question it? I mean that works if you're trying to be a trap or something, but don't most girls want a guy with some hair?

>>38769962
No pubes, ass or back if you can help it, but if you're fully carpeted, you're kind of beat. Armpit hair is pretty gross too. Obviously a large minority of people would disagree but most people are naturally wary of filth.

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>>38769895
It's a fake screencap, she didn't write that.

>>38769895
wasn't this confirmed to be a dude making all these pics for the lulz?

>>38769895
fucking newfigs

that was made by a robot to prove a point. "she" (the profile) got hundreds of thirsty betas.

he used a photo from a russian. look up the archives.

I agree, I wish mine was white. But at least this way I can keep up my robot status.

>>38769870
It's either colored girls or no girls for us incels. White women are reserved for the best of the best.

>tfw easily able to attract white girls
>only attracted to East Asian

Everyday I wish I was a 6'4 Korean instead of 6'4 white

>>38769869
It's the spoiled wigger who got punched out by the former male stripper's manservant

>>38769997
Why are rappers such pussys now?

>>38769997
but wacc 100 is a savage he's almost like suge knight

are people like you even real

>>38770011
Not OP here, there are more than you think.

bump since i'd like an answer on this as well

>>38769753
>Refreshed and don't act so beta in front of French qt
>I engage in discussions with her as an equal now.
>Don't hide behind white knighting, tell her my true viewpoints and defend them
>French qt and I hang out a lot more at work and after
>Venezuelan spitfire calls me every night and we flirt and banter.
>Venezuelan spitfire gets so suggestive and her comments aren't even lewd at face value yet still rock hard
>I throw out that I should fly back to Chicago so we can go on an actual date
>Back at work, French qts contract is almost done. We all go to drink with her one last time.
>She and I talk alot about our lives. Out of nowhere she grabs my hand. I don't pull back
>She and I are the only people from work at the bar. She leans in. I can't.
>She knows why, her bf back home. "Come to Paris Anon, it should be fine then."
>Tears roll down her eyes. This is hard and confusing for her.
>She flew to Paris the next day.
>Venezuelan spitfire and I have one of our long phone calls. We throw shade at each other and its hilarious.
>She laughs really hard at a Maduro joke I made and has trouble catching her breath.
>"Anon you get me. Its been a long time since I've felt this happy"
>Her pause on the other line is very telling. "This feels very real. And I only met you 2 weeks ago."
>I just go all uh-huh
>"Anon, I don't wanna just fuck, I think about holding your hand"
>She asks if I think about flying to Chicago for a proper first date. I say yes but don't know when.
>"Anon come back to Chicago, its all I want right now"


>French qt left Friday and my last call with Venezuelan spitfire was Sunday night.

Guys, no memeing.... What do?

>>38769753
Do I even have to say it?

Oroginally

so many normans lately

I always feel like I'm recognizable no matter how much I switch up my text patterns

>>38769719
are you the anon that made the post on that thread earlier?

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>>38769648
More like 2-10,000. This board gets tons of traffic.

there's always hope my dude

>>38769653
hope is for young faggots

>>38769752

i'm sorry you feel that way, i liked the doggo you posted though

>>38769596
Just think of a regular girl except louder and more retarded, wah-lah.

Feminists...
C'mon, anon.

yeah i have one of these except we're not bf/gf but you would not want to date her
so uh, in that case, this feel is a pretty good one

>women
>women
>women
>women
>all non-female males
>jews

>>38769595
>everyone
>n/a
>n/a
>n/a
>n/a
>n/a

checkmate moralfags

>>38769595
>french canadians
Fuck you Anglo

>>38769540
Guess I'm going to go to japan and start raping lolis then.

>>38769617
I'm sorry, but you can't. However, you can have an egregious amount of influence on a demographic of your choosing through creating propaganda tailored to them and spreading it anonymously online. You can convince low IQ people to do your bidding without even needing a direct approach.

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LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE AHHHHHHHH

tell her that you're a worthless piece of trash

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>>38769532
You don't. If she's aware of discord she already is sucking the dick of an e-sports playing cyberchad.

>>38769532
Tell her how you feel. Ask for nudes too tell her shes sexy

>>38769480
>is black
>first instinct is violence
checks out

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>>38769495
>When a wyte boi brings his uglah ass into your thread

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>>38769495
>thinks the OP is actually black
>doesn't realize the OP is a racebaiting /pol/tard

You're really new, huh?