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Why are slavs so fucking weird??
>they never smile
>always have some dead cold gaze
>always either alone or in packs
>speak terrible english (if any)
>always look tired and sleepless yet ready to kill with their bare hands at any moment
>always consuming either cigarettes, booze or drugs especially in public
>generally always give off some hostile vibes
The fuck?
They even human?
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>>38654342
>always have some dead cold gaze
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>>38654342
>they never smile
>always have some dead cold gaze
What is with this? Are they okay??
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>>38654446
Ye sure, but literally always
Even politicians who are meant to, at least, fake a smile
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>5 8'
>116 lbs
How low do I have to set my standards in order to get a gf?
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Consider the merits of cock.
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I have very similar stats as you.
why not look for a bf instead?
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>>38654293
Don't lower anything, OP. You're short enough as it is.
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>tfw the Alt-left is about to destroy the Alt-right and bring peace to the world
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Honestly we'll just nuke them if I die Idc we'll get back at NK
They're a shit country. This trans thing is bullshit it just gives us better relationships with Russia, it's obvious.
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Goodnight alt-right.
>SO THIS IS THE 'TOLERANT' LE-*gets blown the fuck up*
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I like the notion that the Alt-left would be North Korea
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>be me
>autist with physical deformity (facial) so no irl friends except one person because we got really close on the internet
>he comes over for a week as he does every year (it is coincidental I live in the same area he visits)
>first day together we eat some spaghetti and I show him hotline Miami
>second day we go to a jazz club and he tells me some bible stories
>shit was lit
>also the singer was thicc af
>day three we sit in the park a while and coincidentally strike up a convo with a bum about politics (we later found out we were in the druggie area)
>we go get some crepes and we talk about religion and mentality
>day three is most likely the last time I will get to see him in person until next year
>if not for this man I would probably be a fucking normie sjw
>this week has been the happiest 3 days in my life (I only got to see him 3 days during the week just so you know)
>this man is the pinnacle of humanity and I really hope there are more like him out there and any fucker that tries to hurt him is getting his eyes gouged out and thrown into an acid vat
>he's leaving in two days
>I'm going to be alone again
I'm already suicidal, guys. I'm not sure if I can take the stress.
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You should be roommates
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>>38654296
OP here
I'd love to do that but the issue is that I also want to become a nomad and travel the entirety of of the states if possible.
I know it sounds silly but it's a dream that I've had for quite a while.
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>>38654277
You sound like a good guy, OP, and I'm sorry you're feeling this way. But one thing to keep in mind, first of all, is your friend's feelings. Sounds like you'd break his heart if you killed yourself. Secondly, there are other good people out there like him, I guarantee it. Those three days you really enjoyed don't have to be the last you'll ever enjoy.
I'm not trying to sound like some overly positive normie fuck or to "b urself" but stick it out for a while longer. Do it for your /r9k/ bros like me.
im so fucking sad guys I just want a good girl. not a 'i can do whatever i want when im single as long as im faithful in a relationship' but an actual good girl
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>>38654140
Oh you poor poor normie with your tiny normie problems
Are you having a hard time getting laid?
Have you been single for two months?
It must really suck going through that
I can't imagine how hard it is on you
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I have a good girl interested in me, but I could never date her. One being that I'm not attracted to her, but the real reason is that she's too good for me. I'm a damaged piece of shit who partakes in degenerate activities and is overall a pretty shitty person.
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>>38654199
i only talk to girls online and form online relationships which is the ULTIMATE form of cuck. its like being tied to and forced to watch and you only get attractred to them long enough to let it happen.
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Reaction images / filler image thread? Anything is welcome. Cute anime girls? Pepes? Apus? Wojaks? Memes? No problem.
(I know dumping images here sucks but you guys can manage right?)
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Despair McCunt
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Cunty McFuckface
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hippity hoppity I will shove my dick in your cunthole
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I don't know what the fuck to do.
I lack the complete motivation to play video games anymore, I can't keep myself from doing stuff that will help me in the long run (eg, nofap, exercise, good diet). I bought Bloodborne earlier and I died a few times and then haven't touched my ps4 since. I fell asleep at like 8am yesterday and I got up at 4pm, stayed up the whole day/night *(7am right now)
I can't even focus on a new TV show or movie without feeling bored and clicking away. I bought an electric guitar and can't be bothered to learn it anymore, even though I really want to. I also refuse to play multiplayer videogames because I feel I will do really bad and get humiliated.
What the fuck do I do? I have the feeling I might kill myself in the future if this shit keeps up. Please help me, /r9k/.
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get laid and get a gf bro, it fixes all ur problems m8, got laid a lot and been playing shit ton of video games and playing sports and doing cool activites
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>>38654221
wowowow id didd dit and nwonw my life is afweosom
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>>38654094
bumping this cause having similar issues lately
>People say to learn from your mistakes
>the mistakes themselves make me cringe too much to learn from them
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lol good thread OP
now give sauce
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>make mistake
>fuck up life beyond all repair (and not in the normalfag sense, in the sense that not even the robot-tier options are available)
>lol learn from it
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>you learn from your mistakes
>mistakenly overeat every day of my life
w-when does the learning start
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Which fat chick do you choose: tits, belly, or ass? You must choose one but only one.
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tits because her ass and belly are still fat
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>>38654030
tits, all fat chicks without humongous tits look gross
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>>38654030
Goddamn OP, really putting the screws to me here. I'd say ass since she looks like she has a good bit of everything, but belly is fantastic too.
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I did it
I had sex
I cant believe this
Im so happy
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>>38654024
Feel any different now? Any better?
Answer honestly.
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>>38654024
The image you posted is an angry crying wojak... Was your post meant to be sarcastic?
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Honestly you are gonna feel shitty afterawhile op. I loved this girl once, and we had sex on multiple occasions (she was my first and only girl i have been with). I wanted to go steady but i found out she was just fucking me so i can get her shit (i bought her alot of expensive shit). Don't get feelings op. It makes you wanna go mad.
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Hi /r9k/, this is a review of the anime "Himouto! Umaru-chan".
Umaru-chan is a slice of life anime that gained notoriety on 4chan for it's main protagonist and childish premise. I'll say it now, this anime is not good. The anime focuses on Doma Umaru, a mary sue character who literally does everything perfectly and has everyone love her. The catch is that she's secretly a "big loser", playing video games and reading manga when she's home from school. Immediately, this is when the problem sets in Things would be far more entertaining if she wasn't a mary sue, that single aspect heavily ruins the series. Not to even mention that her childish side is just selfish and annoying. Three other female characters make major appearances in the series, but none are noteworthy. I'll sum all three up for you: one is the rival to Umaru, one is gay for Umaru, and one is supposed to be the opposite of Umaru. The last one is the only one somewhat interesting, but her character is quickly ruined as the story continues to push the same tropes with her. Constantly doing junk like "uguu I'm so nervous" or "ahhh i'm bad at this!". It just begins to get tiring. Ironically, the character with the least focus is this anime's only saving grace, Doma Taihei, Umaru's older brother. Taihei is a wageslave that is forced to take his sister in with him. Taihei is in short, a pathetic beta with no hope for a future. He is the only character worth watching and the only one that seems to bring any sense of realism to this "slice of life" anime. Unfortunately, Taihei is only ever treated as a footstool to Umaru's childish nonsense. If you're looking for an anime about a teen girl's life, I'd recommend anything else, because Umaru is not at all worth it.
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boa...you really think im finna read all dis shit...
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>>38654041
just read the last sentence, it sums it all up
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Well then, I'm glad I didn't waste my time on it back then when it was the craze and all the memers posted that bitch.
Another Slice of Life that many people watched and I felt it was a terrible waste of time was Nichijou. Yeah, I know it's popular but even for a slice of life it felt like too much going nowhere. Too much pun humor and etc. Very overrated.
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Do you believe in UFOs, /r9k/?
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>>38654007
I believe people see aircraft that they can't properly identify. I don't believe they're proof of extraterrestrial civilizations.
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>>38654007
what do you mean "believe" RETARD do you even know what UFO fucking means GOSH
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>>38654007
By definition you sort of have to, unless everything that's ever been seen in the air has been positively identified.
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WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW I SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knew I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW I SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
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>>38654000
>decent lyric replacements
>trips
Good shit, OP. capped.
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>>38654031
Oh shit. Very nice. I wrote this probably 2 years ago. People seemed to like it then.
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I KNEW MY ALIMONY'S LATE ABOUT A MONTH AGO
I WORK MY ASS OFF, BUT I STILL CAN'T PAY IT ALL
BUT I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH, TO GET MY SHIT FUCKED UP
GIVE ME A HAIRCUT, AND JUST FUCK IT ALL UP
LEMME TELL YA NOW
OOOH, I WANNA FUCK MY SHIT UP
60K
OOOH, ALIMONY EVERY MONTH
BOO-HOO-HOO
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How does it feel knowing that even beached whales wont settle for anything less than a 6ft tall chad with a six pack and $$$$$$?
Face it, we're fucked.
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>>38653973
Not bad, actually. Because they're just as alone as I am. That's what they WANT. Not what they GET.
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>>38653973
Yeah and they're not going to get that either, just like we're not going to get gfs.
Ever notice how fat bitches usually have beta or obese boyfriends/husbands?
They setted because they knew it was the best they'd be able to get.
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>>38653973
Who cares, repeat it with me, who caaaaares
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Hapa-ethnostate
Yay or nay?
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>>38653929
What the fuck is that, hapa-whosit?
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>>38653929
We already have one. It's called Hawaii.
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>>38653929
Only white female hapas allowed though.