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post a picture you hate

I really hate the pic related, don't know why, but I hate it more and more each time I see it. that girl looks so smug and annoying I want to punch her.
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>>34590155
>"""""her"""""

Kek, surprise surprise friendo.
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weird this probably in my top ten favorite pictures of all time
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>>34590168
Is that a fucking trap? Wtf

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what are some good horror movies you can recommend and which one gave you the most spooks? My life is pretty boring and unexciting and watching horrors gives me a thrill.
I personally liked:
>insidious 1, 2, 3
>conjuring 1, 2
>the unborn
>sinister was alright

I cant really think of any more now, but i think i pretty much watched all worthwhile horror movies. Along with all the good thrillers. Yes thrillers are welcome too. Everything spooky.

Please, before you tell me to go to /x/, i already have and its a bunch or roleplaying faggots who think they have superior knowlege of whats scary. So they list retarded movies.
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>>34590135
Noroi
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>>34590135
Horror is the worst genre.

Not the Idea is bad, but there are only shitty movies right now.
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>>34590135
Exorcist and The Omen are my two favorites of all time, I think. The Curse of Frankenstein is also great, maybe one of my favorites ever. They're all from before 1980 though, so that might not be your thing.

I don't know if you're into the super classics or anything, either, but The Invisible Man is absolutely terrific, as are Dracula and The Wolf Man.

A couple of more recent ones that I really liked were 'Home Movie' and 'The Visit.' 'The Dentist' and its sequel aren't objectively good movies, but I think they're a lot of fun, too.

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>it will never be socially acceptable to be a NEET
>we will never live in a post-scarcity world
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But that's most likely what will happen with automatized jobs.
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>>34590106
>he thinks we won't be rounded up and slaughtered once there's no use for us
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>>34590129
>He thinks that isn't the sole reason we summoned God Emperor Trump in the first place

Why do you love this filthy world so much, Anon?

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I like to deconstruct people's fetishes so the thing is ruined for the person.
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>>34590057
Does this actually work? Can you give an example?
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>tfw 2 smart 2 have fetishes
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>>34590075
>tfw you already know the freudian reasoning behind all of your fetishes

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>tfw no slave bf to abuse
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>tfw no slave gf to abuse
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>>34590054
OP I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER BE IN LONDON
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>tfw no bf to rope up and then hit his face till it's all bruised up, so that I can force my dick inside his broken jaw

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>You're a fifteenth century Russian peasant. You and your wife are walking along a dusty country road. A Mongol warrior rides up beside you. He dismounts and tells you,

>"I'm now going to rape your wife."

>He then adds,

>"But since there is a lot of dust on the ground, you should hold my testicles so that they don't get dusty."

What do you do?
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Refuse and tell him I want to duel him
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Clean his asshole with my tongue while I'm at it.
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>>34590028
strike his vocal cords with 2 fingers so that he gets disavowed by his tribesmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYh72HfAvUQ

Kawai Desu!!!!!
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Cute
>tfw smoking a bowl while watching and pretending that im there with them
I'm so pathetic
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>>34590030
https://youtu.be/79Fqqfb20_4
Here is some medicine for sad brains.

>tfw been high ever since i got my one hitter.
Just taking hits through out the day and surprisingly its made me much more productive compared to my usually dankpressed self
Also the long hait pale girl on the left is so cute
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>Tfw u watch the cute pale girl on left lose her beautiful innocence doing drugs with stacy...

>head to Chipotle for lunch
>guy worker preparing my burrito is wearing rainbow wristband
>pay
>immediately proceed to trash can and throw burrito away

Anyone else just throw their food away when it's made by a gay employee?
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Makes me fear that the sour cream isn't actually sour cream :/
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I am a gay employee and yes I would.
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>>34589997
Fuck gay people. They are scum.

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ALERT

ALERT

ALERT

HOSTILE NORMIE FORCES ARE INBOUND TO BETA STATION 13

ALL FIGHTERS, PREPARE TO ENGAGE.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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ME COME WITH BRAINFRIEND

PEPE SMASH NORMIES
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*kisses Ryuko body pillow*
Heh, these fucking normies got to know their place.
Time to become a fighter ace.
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Cover me roachies, I'm powering up

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>sneak into big sister's room before bed
>I say good night to her
>she doesn't answer
>say goodnight a bit louder
>she doesn't answer, think she's asleep
>tiptoe up to her bed, whisper to her good night and that I love her
>she's still asleep
>kiss her sleeping face on the cheek
>her cheeks taste like peaches
>she smiles and whispers back she loves me and good night without opening her eyes
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Give her the dicking of a life time OP
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>>34589824
Fug her up the butt
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>>34589824
next time eat her ass

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If you go to take a sip of Mountain Dew and accidentally swallow your piss bottle fluids, you might be a robot.
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If you have self esteem problems because you eat pizza literally everyday, you may be a robot.
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if you have exhausted mainstream pornography you might just be a robot
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If a clerk says "Thank you for shopping at Walmart", and you say "You too", you might be robot.

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My gf is incredibly jealous of my older sister and freaks out whenever she hugs or kisses me. She says that I always favour her, and she hates that I spend so much time with my sister. My older sister is really nice to me and I love her more than anything in the universe, she's the most amazing human in the world. My gf is nice but gets jealous really easily, she doesn't even like seeing my sister around. I think she wants me to spend less time around my sister or she may break up with me.

What should I do?
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>>34589757
>What should I do?

Kill yourself, report back
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Break up with that bitch. Family first.
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Post pics of your gf and your sister so we can tell you

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Since we all spend too much time online let's have an Internet vent thread. Post stories about the Internet and the people on it that trigger you.

> Go to several porn / torrent sites
> people always bash "tra**ie*" (censored to avoid filters)
> they say they have a mental illness and are degenerate
> they call them manchildren
> when in reality they're the ones who have loli / foot fetishes, and they think they're eternally superior to tr***ans**ender people merely because they pass as males

I will never understand these people. They bash everyone for everything that they can for literally no reason.

I wonder if these are the folks over at >>>/pol/ :^)
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>>34589756

Fuck off, retard

original post telling you to fuck off
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>>34589795
Why are you calling me a retard, retard?
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>my thread's so good and I'm so special filters shouldn't apply to me

Fucking kill yourself, I have filters so I don't have to read shit like this. I could give a shit about evading the robot, but this stupid "avoiding filters" bullshit should be bannable.

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Do you ever feel bad about youtubers with tons of videos and no views whatsoever?

This is a thread for you to shill those kind of youtubers that you kind of pity

Hard mode: no posting your own channel, faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlRbAknIQJ0
The way he talks as if he had any sort of following when he can't even get 10 viewers is just sad
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>>34589677
Right? I've come across a few channels that have been active for years with thousands of videos of lets-plays that only get a few dozen views at most.
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>>34589702
Well post them you fucking retard
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>>34589677
>>34589677
Thats not a ton of videos. He hasnt even been doing it for 2 years.
There are some lets players that have been doing this stuff for 4-5 years doing a video a day that have less views than this guy.

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>getting back into gaming which I haven't done for 5-6 years
>download quake 1 because I read about it being classic and remember playing a little bit as a kid
>think "alright time to take it online" after finishing the singleplayer
>everything is dead (as to be expected for a 20yo game) besides 1 or 2 niche servers in europe
>join one
>get my asshole gaped
>get 1 lucky kill after someone else whittled down their life
>get killed 40 TIMES IN A ROW by bunnyhopping human aimbots
>the other players start typing in swedish making fun of me and start killing me with the axe beacuse I'm so bad
>close the game out of sheer embarrassment and humiliation
>remember why I quit videogames

who here /genetic trash at videogames/
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It's expected that people are going to be good if they are the only ones who play that game anymore.
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>>34589708
maybe you could argue that but you can't defend getting GAPED 40 times in a row my man
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come play paladins with me! I suck

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