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>>36600595

Yeah, you probably!

I've found a few sub-500 viewer female Youtubers who are obsessed with Elliot. Pretty fucking hot desu.

Why is this faggot so popular in this board?
He was just another autistic teen virgin that made a shoot massacre at his school, like a the common non black american teenager

Remember to work twice as hard tomorrow then wagie, another day another dollar

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>>36600538
You have to eat before you go to bed you also have to get up multiple times throughout 3-5 am and chug a lot of water gatorade works better and its pretty cheap but if not just chug water eat something takes away a lot of the hangover. Obviously don't over do it

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Called in sick today to go to a job interview for a better job

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i will keep this thread alive or so help me GOD

Bump for justice, keep posting dude

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>>36600514
>This thread in a nutshell
Am i right?

>>36600423
>workers must seize the means of production

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He took his lolipop.

>rainbow lollipops are for homosexuals. So is the gulag.

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>>36600389
That fucking techno song when songs were removed because of copyright issues.

Back in the days when Fred was the most viewed on YouTube, I remember going "holy shit his video got 1 million views!!!! 1 million that's crazy!"

>tfw south Korean guy dancing got 1 billion views

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>ywn watch dope skateboarding videos with your buddies in the computer lab ever again

I really miss old channel design, they were some of the best and most personalized stuff I've seen in my history of internet. They turned them into bland as fuck shit with multiple pages.

Rarely see anyone smoke any more
>norway

i love it

is it actually that bad for your lungs? i smoke only 3 a day

i change truck brakes duribg te week and the dust off them hasnto be in my lungs after work somedays my inner nose is black

i'm the type of guy that thinks that everything kills us anyway, sugar,pollution,car crashes etc. if i quit it's only because it's to expensive.

>ate a WHOLE PIE over a 3 day period
>OMG I'M SO FAT xD
What are you, a teenage girl?

>>36600409
that's not the only thing I ate faggot, I obviously ate meals as well. I suppose I'd eat a whole pie daily if I could afford it.

>>36600331
Why were you sad, anon?

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>>36600317
So your skin is basically terrible?

>>36600317
Every day to me,i hate this.

>>36600443
Probably honestly it looks alright on the mirror and on my phone camera but when I put glasses on I want to die

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>>36600310
>movie
Interstellar
>vidya
L4D2
>album
The Wall - Pink Floyd
>book
I don't read books
>tv show
I don't watch TV
>anime
Either Madoka Magica or Monogatari
>philosophy
Whatever
>religion
Athiest
>politics
Whatever
>car
Whatever

how the f are u so sure on what ur absolute fav thing is on the given subjects? I'm struggling to answer, but here it goes

>movie
Pulp fiction
>vydia
half-life 2
>album
ed rush & optical - travel the galaxy
>tv show
It's always sunny in philadelphia
>anime
Ghost in the shell
>philosophy
Objectivism
>religion
Atheism
>politics
leftist centrist?!?
>car
subaru impreza

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>>36600600
>>36600616
Plebs to be quite honest with you.

Also I forgot
>food
Ravioli
>animal
Wolf
>tree
Pine

I wouldn't wanna be anybody else.
You made me insecure
Told me I wasn't good enough
But who are you to judge
When you're a diamond in the rough
I'm sure you got some things
You'd like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
I wouldn't want to be anybody else

Na na na
Na na na

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

Na na na
Na na na

You've got every right
To a beautiful life
C'mon

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says

This is my private life
I have no friends to fear
I've got no problems, no cross to bear
If you can find me
Come and get me out of here

This is my private place
Everything is neat and clean
The skeletons are hidden in the closet
This is my private place
Come and get me out of here

This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life....

These are my private things
There they are against the wall
The dirty pictures, religious objects
These are my private things
Come and get them out of here

This is my private bed
This is where I lie at night
Staring at a lightbulb hanging on the ceiling
Waiting for a dream to
Come and get me out of here

Here in my humble room at night
I often wonder what goes on out there
What makes them run so scared
I often stare at the people passing by
But they can't see me through my window shades
Just like I'm not even there

This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life
There's something dangerous I like

This is my private life
I know my problems aren't your fault
What I really want to know:
Has it always been this way?

This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life
Come and get me out of here

A dream of another existance
You wish to die
A dream of another world
You pray for death

To release the soul one must die
To find peace inside you must get eternal

I am a mortal, but am I human?
How beautiful life is now when my time has come
A human destiny, but nothing human inside
What will be left of me when I'm dead?
There was nothing when I lived

What you found was eternal death
No one will ever miss you

>>36600224
Cool! Let's go to your house after work

>>36600224
>tfw NEET.
>tfw jewish overlords will never force me to marry and breed a black milf because I don't have a job.
Feels bad.

>>36600224
this is a dream woman for Balkans they call them black angels and crave for their juicy asses and chocolate skin

You almost got me, OP.

>>36600185
you're a faggot of enormity

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>>36600185

CUH-LAIRE?

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Mfw I'm reminded that Chad literally jizzes in a cup and gets paid for it.

I think the bald gene is on the X chromosome and boys get it from the mother

>>36600294
That's what they say but my dad is the only bald one in my family except one uncle on my moms side. Both grandparents had full heads of hair. Slightly receding but thick and full.

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Why be a nice guy or a jerk? Become a real man instead. /MGTOW

>>36600023
nice guy = unattractive, spineless nerd
sweet girl = "shy" average looking female
jerk = confident attractive male (chad)
bitch = confident attractive female (stacy)
rich = the only accurate name

The artist should kill themself

>>36600023
"Nice" guys aren't necessarily nice. They just percieve themselves as good, and the guys getting the girls as jerks. In reality, there's something off with the "nice" guys. A lot of times, they aren't anymore considerate or friendly than their "jerk" counterparts. They're either too timid to make a move on a girl, not attractive enough, and much of time, very boring. And "jerks" are guys who get girls for whatever reason. They're typically confident, attractive, and fun. "Nice" guys typically come off as emotional baggage.
The whole nice guy and jerk theory has been long defunct.

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>>36600005
Just submit, you la-la-prancin'-homosexual.

You didn't 'become' gay. You can't know if you like something or not until you are exposed to it.

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You were already gay then, it feels much better to accept it.