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How to tell the difference between semen and frosting?

My roommate made some cinnamon rolls. He said that half of them are covered in frosting. The other half are covered in semen.
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I wish I was covered in semen honestly
This makes me horny as fuck. You're lucky you get to taste cum OP mmmff
smell obviously

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Are betabux real? Do beta orbiters actually give their orbitees money/gifts?

Have you done anything like this before, robots? Fembots, have you experienced this before? I'd like to hear about it from your persepctive
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This is from the twitter of a sex worker, not quite the same as what you're talking about
some broad I knew in highschool/university was laughing at how she was getting mad stacks from some beta who was orbiting and stalking her and I was confused why she'd accept swag from a stalker. Later learned it was her ex who she was actively leading on.
I presume the answer is yes, but never trust a roastie to give you anything straight.
She does little to no work (taking a few pictures and giving her followers barely any attention) and gets a fuckton of money and gifts for doing so. It's basically the same thing, just a more professional version of it.

Are there any girls on here that would of had Sex with Elliot Rodger?
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Yeah, you probably!
I've found a few sub-500 viewer female Youtubers who are obsessed with Elliot. Pretty fucking hot desu.
Why is this faggot so popular in this board?
He was just another autistic teen virgin that made a shoot massacre at his school, like a the common non black american teenager

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Got so drunk last night I had to phone in sick for work
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Remember to work twice as hard tomorrow then wagie, another day another dollar
You have to eat before you go to bed you also have to get up multiple times throughout 3-5 am and chug a lot of water gatorade works better and its pretty cheap but if not just chug water eat something takes away a lot of the hangover. Obviously don't over do it
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Called in sick today to go to a job interview for a better job

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Belly thread? Belly thread. Go go go.
The new funny Wendy's girl joke was fucking stupid until i saw this. Now it's cool.
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i will keep this thread alive or so help me GOD
Bump for justice, keep posting dude
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>This thread in a nutshell
Am i right?

What did he say, robots?
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>workers must seize the means of production
He took his lolipop.
>rainbow lollipops are for homosexuals. So is the gulag.

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Anyone else miss the days of

>1 to 5 star rating system
>yellow subsribe button
>notepad tutorials
>009 sound system
>finger eleven - paralyzer
>unregistered hypercam 2
>club penguin hacks
>gta san andreas conspiracies
>flash animations
>real pranks
>rick rolls
>youtube poops
>short low quality home videos
>fail videos
>time limit was 10 minutes
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That fucking techno song when songs were removed because of copyright issues.

Back in the days when Fred was the most viewed on YouTube, I remember going "holy shit his video got 1 million views!!!! 1 million that's crazy!"

>tfw south Korean guy dancing got 1 billion views
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>ywn watch dope skateboarding videos with your buddies in the computer lab ever again
I really miss old channel design, they were some of the best and most personalized stuff I've seen in my history of internet. They turned them into bland as fuck shit with multiple pages.

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anons, do u think that smoking is still a cool thing ? like here in france everybody smokes. but how it is in other country ?
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Rarely see anyone smoke any more
i love it

is it actually that bad for your lungs? i smoke only 3 a day

i change truck brakes duribg te week and the dust off them hasnto be in my lungs after work somedays my inner nose is black
i'm the type of guy that thinks that everything kills us anyway, sugar,pollution,car crashes etc. if i quit it's only because it's to expensive.

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>tfw feeling particularly sad few days ago
>go to the supermarket and ask if they have pumpkin pie
>cute girl says no and asks if its for a party
>say yes, buy an on sale key lime pie instead since she suggested it
>have eaten the whole thing in 3 days
>feeling sad again today
>bought bags of chips and wings
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>ate a WHOLE PIE over a 3 day period
What are you, a teenage girl?
that's not the only thing I ate faggot, I obviously ate meals as well. I suppose I'd eat a whole pie daily if I could afford it.
Why were you sad, anon?

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>put on glasses skin looks horrible
>take them off skin looks fine
Does this happen to anyone else?
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So your skin is basically terrible?
Every day to me,i hate this.
Probably honestly it looks alright on the mirror and on my phone camera but when I put glasses on I want to die

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ITT your favorites and r8
Eyes Wide Shut
Gas - Konigsforst
A Confederacy of Dunces
>tv show
Twin Peaks
Serial Experiments Lain
National Socialist constitutional monarchy
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The Wall - Pink Floyd
I don't read books
>tv show
I don't watch TV
Either Madoka Magica or Monogatari
how the f are u so sure on what ur absolute fav thing is on the given subjects? I'm struggling to answer, but here it goes

Pulp fiction
half-life 2
ed rush & optical - travel the galaxy
>tv show
It's always sunny in philadelphia
Ghost in the shell
leftist centrist?!?
subaru impreza
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Plebs to be quite honest with you.

Also I forgot

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I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel

Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitudes a reason to die

Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?

I guess its just another
I guess its just another
I guess its just another night alone

Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while
But not enough to purchase a smile

A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again

Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?

I guess its just another
I guess its just another
I guess its just another night alone
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I wouldn't wanna be anybody else.
You made me insecure
Told me I wasn't good enough
But who are you to judge
When you're a diamond in the rough
I'm sure you got some things
You'd like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
I wouldn't want to be anybody else

Na na na
Na na na

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

Na na na
Na na na

You've got every right
To a beautiful life

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says
This is my private life
I have no friends to fear
I've got no problems, no cross to bear
If you can find me
Come and get me out of here

This is my private place
Everything is neat and clean
The skeletons are hidden in the closet
This is my private place
Come and get me out of here

This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life....

These are my private things
There they are against the wall
The dirty pictures, religious objects
These are my private things
Come and get them out of here

This is my private bed
This is where I lie at night
Staring at a lightbulb hanging on the ceiling
Waiting for a dream to
Come and get me out of here

Here in my humble room at night
I often wonder what goes on out there
What makes them run so scared
I often stare at the people passing by
But they can't see me through my window shades
Just like I'm not even there

This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life
There's something dangerous I like

This is my private life
I know my problems aren't your fault
What I really want to know:
Has it always been this way?

This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life
Come and get me out of here
A dream of another existance
You wish to die
A dream of another world
You pray for death

To release the soul one must die
To find peace inside you must get eternal

I am a mortal, but am I human?
How beautiful life is now when my time has come
A human destiny, but nothing human inside
What will be left of me when I'm dead?
There was nothing when I lived

What you found was eternal death
No one will ever miss you

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Mr. Goldberg has set us up as partners for our company's Multicultural Relationships Initiative!

We will be working together for the next few months, and the program even pays for us to do fun stuff outside of work, like going out to a restaurant!
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Cool! Let's go to your house after work
>tfw NEET.
>tfw jewish overlords will never force me to marry and breed a black milf because I don't have a job.
Feels bad.
this is a dream woman for Balkans they call them black angels and crave for their juicy asses and chocolate skin

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Here I made the ideal body type thing more interesting now which one anon? F is the best and no one is telling me other wise. Even if you don't like futa choose one
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You almost got me, OP.
you're a faggot of enormity
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>want to donate sperm

Who wants cursed sperm? I don't even want to give it.
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Mfw I'm reminded that Chad literally jizzes in a cup and gets paid for it.
I think the bald gene is on the X chromosome and boys get it from the mother
That's what they say but my dad is the only bald one in my family except one uncle on my moms side. Both grandparents had full heads of hair. Slightly receding but thick and full.

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