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Women hate other women yet they also crave their approval/jealousy.

If she makes an excuse like that, she's either not interested or has something wrong with her.

If she really wanted to be with you, she wouldn't care what her friends thought.

She's a shallow bitch, anon, move on.

>>36011575
women are narcissistic. they operate on status and only want to be associated with high status people.

>>36011553
Ewww

Otkffhv

Damn, that doesn't look even the slightest bit convincing.

That's why OP, if I could pass I would, but I can't, not for atleast a decade.

>>36011553
that's not a vagina, that's a wound.
Are all trannies this fucked in the head?

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Happy Birthday!

Sounds comfy.

I'll finish my Jack in your honor.

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>>36011588
Thanks, mate. It's appreciated.

>>36011536
hangovers are a bitch

same. no matter how old the people i feel the youngest. play online games

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>>36011483
>tfw 22 but feel 42 mentally

it could be much worse anon

>>36011483
I felt like this up until I got a job that forced me to deal with adult problems on a daily basis

80% of the normies who went to college did so doing meme degrees or ended up working shit jobs anyway. Their entire normies lives are financed. Most the NEETs I know are either still NEETs, work minimum wage and live with their parents and might do so while also being addicted to drugs.

>>36011565

What about your position in life?

Pretty common thing to do. I look at a lot of the people I went to school with wondering if I'd feel inadequate. I joined military because I didn't have the grades for college. Finished up then tried college like your pic related. I felt so fucking out of place with all those kids at 24. Dropped out because I was still like I was in high school and just didn't put any effort in on top of feeling out of place.

Look through a few people I went to high school with. One looked really promising. Construction engineer. Making lots of money. Then he gets arrested for CP. Kek. Somehow still kept his wife. One joined the Navy after dropping out of college. Knocked up some Nip in Okinawa. Married her and divorced a year later. The rest haven't really achieved much other than a lawyer who's doing well.

I think I'm actually doing ok now. Got a comfy night night shift IT job at a mid sized hospital. Don't make a lot of money but cost of living is low here. I have my own apartment and a dog who admires me. What else does anyone need?

>>36011380
It constantly secretes moisture.

Or so I hear.

>>36011380
Why dosent your mouth dry up?

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>>36011397
hmm, then is it always smelly down there ?
>>36011412
cuz i have lips and i keep them closed most of the time.

>>36011290
You make me fucking sick, normie piece of shit

low effort ironic shit posting is worst than regular shit posting

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>>36011338
good. your hate feeds me and encourages me

isnt she pretty? she's a virgin too

>>36011289
i can probably talk about sea shanties for a while

>>36011289
cars and bowling, things almost no girls care about

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>>36011289
I can ramble about old, largely forgotten rock/country/blues/R&B.

Where do I find a girl who will be interested in this?

>how many beta orbiters do you have
0
>why
1. not attractive enough, probably
2. incapable of pretending to like people when I am actively repulsed by them

Serious question... I've been using 4chan since /b/ had an 11M GET. I used to browse /r9k/ back in the day when it was first created before /soc/ came into existence. I just recently started coming here again.

Are you guys fucking trolling or are there really ACTUALLY women that visit /r9k/? Apart from this stupid Eliza oneitis bullshit, there are SERIOUSLY actually women here that lurk?

>>36011335
Even if they say yes, you won't believe them. You're really just asking for a timestamped picture of their tits or something. Fuck off.

>>36011275
Add sex to the bottom level where it belongs, faggot

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>>36011275
>what is being clinically depressed

Depression is not having the sadz.

Not depressed, just not content with life either.

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Whatchy'a doin' rabbi?

>>36011299
im white u ass clown

>>36011346
dg dgf gf hgf gf fgg

>>36011186
Why don't you just start taking estrogen and become her? That way you won't have to worry about your stupid dick anymore either. It's a double win.

>>36011219
see, i'd usually get hard because im that pathetic, but i'm just too brought down by the inability to enjoy anything at all anymore. i just lay here doing literally nothing for the most part. i dont want to be that way but there are no paths to take

>>36011186
picture sauce?

>>36011110

No, I was involuntarily committed. They immediately placed me on a 1 year state hold, before I talked to any of the doctors whatsoever.

They kept me there for two months before they sent me to the State Hospital. TBT the State Hospital was funner than the psych ward.

You honestly meet some cool people at psych wards and it's so chill, you just sleep, eat dank food, talk to interesting people, and pop zyprexa and sleep all day, watch TV.

The only thing that made my stay unbearable was the state ordered commitment and not knowing when I would be released. That part made it worse than jail desu.


In most cases if one voluntarily checks themselves in they are allowed to check themselves out unless they are perceived to be extremely suicidal.

i always go in on suicide. you cant leave until you take your medicine. no insurance you get to leave in 3 days. been 7 times

Been involuntarily as a teen a couple times. Its pretty comfy and I was well rested when i came out. Although this was after being resusitated (once) or just cured of overdoses. So i suppose it was higher stakes. Do you feel like you need a place to be for a couple days?

I think it's "il cuntface"

>>36011108
How bitter do you have to be to type that out and feel like your life is productive?

>>36011153
How stupid do you have to be not to be able to google an answer?

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>>36011055
>Being straight and liking dick is suffering.
I know exactly what you mean anon
>tfw no dick gf

literally a nonproblem, gay men are horny as fuck, get grindr and get your boypussy slammed

>>36011055
I don't get all this trap shit. Futa is the superior sexual figure. You get everything you could ever want.