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>trying to unironically kill yourself
kill yourself

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>>36444443
charcoal burning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

also, unironically kill your self

>>36444516
i will end everything soon , this life aint worth living

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>>36444438
Not to the extent of Takagi, I don't think my heart could take it.

However my current girlfriend loved to tease me a lot before we hooked up, albeit it in a more sexual way. She once asked me if I thought she should pose nude for a portrait she was having done and gave me examples of what those poses would be and she generally likes to say and do lewd, flirty things knowing that they make me flustered.

Theres this woman at work I think she's about 30. She's married.
Shes friendly to me but in a weird way.
I was working milk to the shelf and she comes over and put some frozen peas and corn on my deck saying I got you a present. I guess we are kind of friends I just don't do friendly gestures like that.

>>36444642
he doesn't know about the corn and peas.

i have big boobs
Small ones are better because nipple piercings

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>>36444468
How big we talking?

What's so special about nipple piercings? Does it do stuff for you? I mean I don't mind them but what do girls get them for?

I touched one (1) pair of tits in my life, it was something around 90D. Felt delicious desu, just burying my head into them and sleeping with this soft, so soft pillow made of skin against me.
But now they are gone and I am all alone again.
At least I can masturbate in peace now

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lose some weight, fatass cunt

Why do you care what others think? Just do you and be the person you want to be. Fuck the Stacys and fuck the Veronicas.

Start by cutting your caloric intake by 40% and walk a mile a day

Shoplifting is wrong and you are a bad person

>>36444259
I wish I could accept the degeneracy like you

>>36444259
perky nipples

stop stealing

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>>36444167
Jesus man just do drugs already

>>36444167
Xanax is the ultimate robot drug. For anxious guys like being free from this anxiety is euphoric, don't believe normies that say xannies do nothing for them. It makes me feel normal and there's nothing more addicting than that. Don't fuck with benzos.
Adderal is just kind of amhetamine. It makes you focused and energetic and confident. That said it gives me anxiety a lot.
Lean is a type of hallucinogenic homemade drug cocktail. Never tried it.

Dont get into drugs, xannie is xanax, addies is adderal, and yeah drugs do make you feel overly confident and like you could get hit by a car and continue on without a second thought, heck a guy got in a car crush on ice, had both his legs cut off during, and he just jumped out and ran off on his stumps

>>36444150
I've been to russia with on a school trip and I remember seeing that statue, it was pretty fucking epic. Not relevant as i'm not from russia though sorry anon

Don't study Russian it's a fucking hell. I think even Chinese would be easier.

Why does Russia have a pirates of the caribbean statue?

Can I not ask yours?

>>36444028
No, she is already dating me.

I'd love to desu

I feel like if she actually would let me fuck her I'd pussy out, though.

I'm 100% confident I would let her jerk me off and maybe blow me, though. And I'd be willing to return the favor.

I'd give my left nut to fuck around with my mommy, honestly.

Is that not a good thing?

>>36443901
At least you're not Andy miloakis who is 40 but looks like a 14 yo boy

>be 18
>constantly accused of being 12 years old

good to know when im 25 i'll look 16...

I fucking hate brits
orginao

>>36443890
What in gods name is the second from the left holding?

>>36443920
I'm british and I don't consider 99% of us as humans.

Modern brits are literally subhuman nigger tier scum

>>36443888
idk, what did you do?
if nothing, fuck him.

>>36444078

He failed his entrance exams and now he's too embarrassed to talk to me about possible remedies. He wants to NEET for the rest of his life, apparently. He's more of a robot than me.

I wonder if he's here.

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>>36444113
tfw no neet brother to speak and play vidya with

Do something drastic like go naked and throw shit at them.

It will be hard to do, but it will guarantee that you don't have to parade yourself in front of anyone visiting your parents anymore.

>>36443873

my autism is not yet at that level. thanks for your advice anyways.

>>36443873
Stay in the toilet or take a long shower

Ugly. Honestly probably amongst the ugliest ethnicities.

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Only is they have thick, juicy titties

>>36443816

I find them hot af desu.

Maybe because am slav and must remove kebab so like a forbidden fruit kinda deal

>>36443770
would u eat his ass too if he told u to

>>36443828
No, it's gey

>>36443770
>barashit
normie-tier

>>36443724
Nothing wrong with milfs senpai.
Women my age look like children to me, if I end up getting the hots for a woman there's probably going to be an age gap.

>>36443791
>shill pops in ITT
>ACTUALLY WOMEN ARE CHILDREN, YOU'RE A BABYFUCKER UNLESS YOU SUPPORT A 30-YEAR-OLD ROASTIE
>no one says shit

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>>36443875
I'm sorry you can't get with 6'2 Chad fampai, but it's probably because you look 14 to someone that tall.

Wear heels.