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Do you carry a pocket knife?
I don't even know what to call that get
so what is the best way to unironicly kill yourself ? btw i dont have acceess to firearms
charcoal burning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
also, unironically kill your self
Have you ever been relentlessly teased by a pretty girl?
Not to the extent of Takagi, I don't think my heart could take it.
However my current girlfriend loved to tease me a lot before we hooked up, albeit it in a more sexual way. She once asked me if I thought she should pose nude for a portrait she was having done and gave me examples of what those poses would be and she generally likes to say and do lewd, flirty things knowing that they make me flustered.
Theres this woman at work I think she's about 30. She's married.
Shes friendly to me but in a weird way.
I was working milk to the shelf and she comes over and put some frozen peas and corn on my deck saying I got you a present. I guess we are kind of friends I just don't do friendly gestures like that.
>tfw you started a big tits thread yesterday in hopes that it would make you feel better from being sick but you fell asleep
I don't know how it went so I'd like to try it again. I'm still sick and feel shitty so let's talk about big tits.
Share any experiences from school, work, out in public or even from family. Pics would be great too.
How big we talking?
What's so special about nipple piercings? Does it do stuff for you? I mean I don't mind them but what do girls get them for?
I touched one (1) pair of tits in my life, it was something around 90D. Felt delicious desu, just burying my head into them and sleeping with this soft, so soft pillow made of skin against me.
But now they are gone and I am all alone again.
At least I can masturbate in peace now
How do I become a fake Stacy or at least a Veronica? I'm a 4/10 overweight fembot with no social skills. I have been told I have a pretty but I'm fat on r9k and soc.
>becoming more of a fag by the day
>started shoplifting girls clothes and now i cant even look at lingerie without wondering how it would look on me
I have been listening to a lot of trap music lately.
I don't do drugs though but these rappers in the songs describe certain drugs as making them feel like Rambo and shit.
What drugs are they talking about and do said drugs really make them feel like Rambo?
I hear them talk about "xannies", "addies" and lean.
Is drug use even that effective? What does /r9k/ think? I am more curious about the sensation these drugs can cause if you guys can describe. Thanks.
Xanax is the ultimate robot drug. For anxious guys like being free from this anxiety is euphoric, don't believe normies that say xannies do nothing for them. It makes me feel normal and there's nothing more addicting than that. Don't fuck with benzos.
Adderal is just kind of amhetamine. It makes you focused and energetic and confident. That said it gives me anxiety a lot.
Lean is a type of hallucinogenic homemade drug cocktail. Never tried it.
Dont get into drugs, xannie is xanax, addies is adderal, and yeah drugs do make you feel overly confident and like you could get hit by a car and continue on without a second thought, heck a guy got in a car crush on ice, had both his legs cut off during, and he just jumped out and ran off on his stumps
anyone from russia here? I just started studying Russian at the start of the semester and I'd like some friends to talk to about it. Bonus if you're a femanon for obvious reasons.
Why don't you ask your mom to be your practice gf?
This is your last option to learn how to date girls.
I'd love to desu
I feel like if she actually would let me fuck her I'd pussy out, though.
I'm 100% confident I would let her jerk me off and maybe blow me, though. And I'd be willing to return the favor.
I'd give my left nut to fuck around with my mommy, honestly.
>25 years old
>literally look 16
when does it get better bros
Name my band u cheeky cunts
My brother stopped talking to me.
I am now officially completely alone.
WTF did I do to deserve this?
He failed his entrance exams and now he's too embarrassed to talk to me about possible remedies. He wants to NEET for the rest of his life, apparently. He's more of a robot than me.
I wonder if he's here.
tfw no neet brother to speak and play vidya with
>parent's cousins unexpectedly came over
>I am stuck in my room
>Parents will probably want me to greet them
Oh fuck oh fuck. I just cant handle this shit. what should I do? Pretend to sleep ?? I dont want to face the awkwardness
Do something drastic like go naked and throw shit at them.
It will be hard to do, but it will guarantee that you don't have to parade yourself in front of anyone visiting your parents anymore.
What does /r9k/ think of Arab girls? Are they patrician taste?