>parents got divorced around a year ago because my mother is a slut
>dad just recently started "dating" again
>calls me all the time to tell me about the chicks he's picked up
>even showed me his dating profile so I could see how many responses he's got
>some of the women he's picked up are married
>asks why I don't just get a gf since it's so easy
>tell him attaching myself to a slut will just lead to getting left and losing half my shit like he did
>he's now trying to convince me that dating and eventually marrying used goods isn't a terrible idea
>all while paying my mother and fucking married women
Why do girls send vagina pics? Do they think guys want to see their gross vaginas that look like roast beef? Tits and ass pics only ladies
>>37899272
Speak for yourself. I like getting pussy pics
I'm a normie and I've literally never been sent nudes where the vagina was the focus
>>37899313
For real? Not kidding?
>need to spend 1300 on root canal
>need to of them done
How the fuck am supposed to afford this. Fucking kill me already...
>>37899247
Get care credit
You're in for a ride if you manage to get the procedure done. Hurts a lot.
>>37899423
Lol no it doesn't. Get out of here, nancy boy. I bet you thought getting your wisdom teeth taken out hurt too. I drove myself home after, pussy
Seriously, why does r9K whine so much about r9k? I think its great. Just a weird dumpster of time and images. Send me good pictures to save for later use.
PREFERABLY PICTURES WITH BIRDS
here
sorry for the lack of birb
>>37899345
Well shit man that was depressing. Why you gotta get all existential about it? I'm just looking for wacky pictures and shit.
I need more FUCKING birds man.
I had an erotic dream with John Oliver last night, now I can't sleep anymore, what should I do?
>>37899219
Atleast it wasn't one with Bill O'reily.
Can any robot buy me shadow of Mordor just build a pc and can't buy anything I'll give you some refs on tf2 and some miscs anyone please?
You built a pc and don't have $6?
>>>g2a.com
How much ref we talking
>>37899212
I can buy it for you if someone else hasnt
just graduated high school and was wondering how life is like after the tutorial.
>work
>sleep
>work
repeat until you die
>>37899230
sounds lovely
Oregano
it's better to endure a bit of misery building yourself a good life than it is to stagnate and get sucked into the capitalist dystopian oblivion of working a shit job and buying yourself dumb shit and dying
"FEMBOT" Hate Thread
It's finally come to this robots. A Fembot feels thread with over 100 bumps. This needs to be stopped, before this board is completely overtaken.
This isn't okay.
>>37899206
Why don't you go to trash? We have taken over r9k already. Why don't you just filter out fembot threads you dumb bitch.
>go to fembot thread
>they spend all the thread calling random anons gross, insecure or misogynistic
>wonder why people don't like them here
>>37899206
>It's finally come to this robots
>A Fembot feels thread with over 100 bumps
So you've only been here for like 40 minutes or what? That garbage is consistently reaching 300 posts a thread hourly because underage cuckolds can't go without begging for a gf for more than 10 minutes.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day82
Why did you post a picture of a donut OP?
>>37899279
haha! because donuts taste good!~
I'm really enjoying this jojo reverence
Do not go to Waffle House!
>>37899187
I do what I want, sometimes that means ur mum, other times it means some bland hashbrowns I can smother in ranch. No I am not still talking about ur mum in that second bit
>>37899790
thats such an overused joke at least talk about banging his hottest cousin to make it more original
>>37899895
Fuck off "2002 called and they want their joke back" normie.
Old jokes aren't only reserved for Chad.
Chad is progressive, why aren't you?
>Y-yeah the second Happy Meal is for my gf
the mcpick is 2/$3 and a 12pk of coke is like 5 bucks or something so you better be collecting the toys negrops also bait/shill thread
Hello /r9k/, could you say something nice to my cat?
>>37899171
Hello cat you look like a very comfortable and contented beast.
>>37899171
Based comfy cat poster
>>37899171
You are a ray of sunshine in this cold, dark world. Also you're floofy, the best of all fur types
Was what she did illegal?
https://strawpoll.com/e94b9dg
>girl tells guy to get in a truck
>manslaughter
>mma fighter punches a guy to death
>lol nothing to see here
>>37899133
no, If tell a guy to jump off a cliff, am I suddenly a criminal?
>>37899133
can I get a quick rundown?
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>just remembered that time where my friends went biking and invited me, but my bike was broken so I ran around with them instead
>>37899119
Did you hold your hands out in front of you and pretend you were cycling?
>>37899179
Naruto run.