[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2466. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: scary.jpg (24KB, 484x484px) Image search: [Google]
scary.jpg
24KB, 484x484px
>that kid who wore sleeveless shirts and did karate in the classroom
3 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
File: IMG_0020.png (60KB, 1127x685px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0020.png
60KB, 1127x685px
>that one underage kid who called everyone in his high school using the -fag suffix back when it was still a new meme
>that one underage autistic 2010-ish kid that un-ironically tried to imitate his rage faces that he found on /b/

Thank God that I never had to meet them ever since I dropped out of high school
>>
File: 1440611234596.gif (2MB, 800x448px) Image search: [Google]
1440611234596.gif
2MB, 800x448px
>that kid that always ran in the hallways anime style
>that kid that shit on the floor in school bathroom
>that kid that always watched porn on school computers
>that super edgy kid who thought replying "Your mom" to everything is cool
>that kid with anger problems who told teacher to fuck off
>that girl you had crush on but never asked her out
>that kid who almost got you expeled because you beat the fuck out of him

I miss highschool sometimes

File: 1446375648303.png (463KB, 1070x601px) Image search: [Google]
1446375648303.png
463KB, 1070x601px
>Mum and dad having a party for some rugby game
>content to starve and play vidya
>hear mum calling to brother to go and get me
>turn off lights and PC
>hide in closet
>make this thread

I want to die now.
2 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 1492658849882.jpg (124KB, 368x473px) Image search: [Google]
1492658849882.jpg
124KB, 368x473px
Heh mums looking all over the house now. She called and asked where I was. Told her I'm out with friends. Shes not happy but fuck her and her normie party. I would rather starve and lie than have all her friends look at me.

Alright I'll admit I was wrong about not banging FtM chics means you're low test, and female cross dress is where the line is at.

Muscle chics are still hot though.
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Not "female" cross dressers I meant like female that cross dresses as a dude not other way around.

File: comf3.gif (779KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
comf3.gif
779KB, 500x281px
Great Grandma is dead as of today. I dont know the exact details yet but ti had something to do with her heart. Any questions or anything ? I cant say I even teared up when I heard.
2 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 1434630014880.jpg (87KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
1434630014880.jpg
87KB, 720x960px
>>38228771
>I cant say I even teared up when I heard.

that porn addiction as stripped you of all normal person emotions. it's common for robots.

File: miles davis at the black hawk.jpg (27KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
miles davis at the black hawk.jpg
27KB, 480x480px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU

how are things going robots?
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
not good
no matter how much I drink I can't escape anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFi3C_5U9_Y
>>
>>38228452
God damn awful. Every fucking time I have a moment of happiness some damn arsehole has to take the gem out of my doughut

File: 1329258653985.png (355KB, 478x537px) Image search: [Google]
1329258653985.png
355KB, 478x537px
>tfw the qt grill on my local discord server will never love me
>tfw a cute meme-spouting femanon will never send me memes personally because she knows I'll laugh

It's not fucking fair, lads
I hear her in the voice chat and she just giggles like a mischievous little angel
She barely says any words, but shares memes with everyone

How do I get a girl like that to love me?
5 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>How do I get a girl like that to love me?
bee yourself kek
>>
>>38228520
if that shit worked, she'd already be on my dick
>>
>>38228445
>Discord

Why would you want an underage to love you?

File: 1492371405297.png (76KB, 399x399px) Image search: [Google]
1492371405297.png
76KB, 399x399px
https://youtu.be/Fj0teTVLSB4

you will never experience that
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: 100.png (36KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]
100.png
36KB, 600x800px
C

Use a name in the namefield.

We've made it to a hundred. (In fact, considering the few times I made double issues by accident, we're on number 103 or 104 or something, but never mind that.)

I had a number of ideas on how to make this special, including doing AMA's of people famous in these threads (an idea we can use some other time, though), and such, but the best idea remains, as always, Pepe. Whenever you're about to post something without an image, send a Pepe. This thread is dedicated to Pepe. And through him, all of you.

All my angry love. And a little thought for Boogie.
555 posts and 133 images submitted.
>>
File: sad child.jpg (104KB, 1000x1430px) Image search: [Google]
sad child.jpg
104KB, 1000x1430px
>>38474702
I feel so alone all the time even when I'm surrounded by people. My mood has gone mental today, went from super depressed to hypomania to super irritable and angry. I feel so sad and lonely and I don't know what to do anymore. No one understands me and when I try to teach people about my problems so that they don't accidentally hurt me in some way they just run away furthering my abandonment issues. I'm on the edge. I feel like a hopeless little child with no purpose or motivation to go on
>>
File: Ree.png (556KB, 1000x1210px) Image search: [Google]
Ree.png
556KB, 1000x1210px
>>38474702
Happy 100th thread Nick!

Let us hope this isn't the last...
>>
File: 9610037.jpg (98KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
9610037.jpg
98KB, 640x640px
>>38474827

Any idea where this comes from? Have you always felt this way?

>>38474841

Coats! I'm just back from therapy myself and many of the topics we talked about today relate to you; same problematic of having Stockholm Syndrome, being brainwashed, and feeling like you escaped a cult, which I hope you will experience some day soon.

How are you?

My enormous Pepe collection is trapped on my old computer. This is the only Pepe I have here.

File: cfnf.png (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
cfnf.png
9KB, 225x225px
Mfw the Circle of life is actually a circle of death
5 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38228413
I don't see how it's a circle unless you believe in reincarnation, which I don't.
>>
It's actually a complex net of interactions
>>
everyone forgets micro-organisms
you have more bacteria cells in your colon than there are human cells in your body

all the shit thats in the air

leave some chicken bones out- don't throw them away- and see what happens. spoiler alert, they become clean, dry bones in 5 days to a week, no meat, no gristle, no skin

File: 1498496591585.jpg (94KB, 664x804px) Image search: [Google]
1498496591585.jpg
94KB, 664x804px
When life gives you lemons, you shove it right back at him and grab him by the balls. Nick nack paddy wack grab a nigger by the hackey sack
You know what to do, when the time comes you'll know
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
hey what are you guys doing out here?

File: images.png (5KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]
images.png
5KB, 205x246px
>tfw film class and they want you do do a boyfriend/girlfriend scene
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38228297
just start miming like your twisiting your nipples the whole time you recite your lines to the gf actress until they ask you wtf you think youre doing
>>
File: 1410941297076.gif (125KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
1410941297076.gif
125KB, 600x600px
>>38228297
>and they want you to do a kissing scene
>>
>Just use your own experience of having a gf. It's simple!

File: apujammin.jpg (6KB, 250x201px) Image search: [Google]
apujammin.jpg
6KB, 250x201px
STRETCHING OUT CHEAP COTTON OVER YOUR THICK SKULL OH I DO FEEL AWFUL ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
5 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38228233
CAN YOU PICTURE MY REACTION TO THE WORD UP ON THE WALL IS THERE REALLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME ?
>>
STRETCHING PUT CHEAP COTTON OVER YOUR THICK SKULL, I'M DOWN HERE UNDER THE PAVEMENT SO INEPT UNTIL I GRAB THE PEN BESIDE YOU, JAB IT INTO YOUR EYE, SEE YOU'RE MY KIND OF MAN, YOU'RE A STAND UP KIND OF GUY,
>>
>>38229306
I'M TIRED OF EMBARRASSMENT I"M TIRED OF DECEPTION

File: 1440191660866.jpg (76KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
1440191660866.jpg
76KB, 640x640px
>had a dream I could pop my nipples out but there was a smegma when I popped them and they needed to be clean
>Smegma was blue and smelled like cheese and it was fucking everywhere when I popped my nips out
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38228186
at last crop out normiegram from the top before you post i can smell your ass through my screen

File: 1395957360865.jpg (57KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]
1395957360865.jpg
57KB, 645x773px
>In-stable right shoulder
Just fucking kill me
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: mexicanfrog.png (93KB, 632x545px) Image search: [Google]
mexicanfrog.png
93KB, 632x545px
>out of money
>out of beer
>drank one beer
>brother has beer in the fridge
should I drink it robos
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
If he woudnt mind go for it amigo but if you dont know the answer dont drink his beer
>>
>>38228175
I don't think he'd mind if I give him some of mine next time I buy some. ill borrow a few
>>
>>38228211
>bringing back the devilish meme
I like the way you think anon

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [2456] [2457] [2458] [2459] [2460] [2461] [2462] [2463] [2464] [2465] [2466] [2467] [2468] [2469] [2470] [2471] [2472] [2473] [2474] [2475] [2476] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.