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How come it gets harder and harder to fill the void in life as time goes on?

How do you guys fill the hole/cope with emptiness?
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>>38585065
I don't really. Unless you count fapping multiple times a day. It's hard for me to cope with the fact that literally everything is meaningless. We all die and that's the end of it all. You won't remember anything. This shit makes me depressed.
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Nihilism is the ultimate cope btw
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>>38585124
>Nihilism
How tho???? It just makes feel even worse to think it.

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if you all work out, you'll all become chads. why not start now while you can?
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>>38585060
>/fit/
you need to go back
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>>38585060
How does getting /fit/ fix physical features such as jawline?
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way too much work.

also lifting makes you look better but it doesn't fix autism.

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Who here /squat for sphincter/ master-race?
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Squatting is nice, but you need a stool or else you'll risk breaking the toilet and cut up your legs.
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Is their any difference between squatting and sitting on the toilet with your torso resting on your thighs?
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>>38585033
I'm Indian so we always squat.

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>be a black girl
>told by family members I resemble Nicki Minaj but without the fake ass
>overhear some guys talking about Disney characters for some reason, mainly what princess would you bang
>some white guy brings up the one black princess
>black guy laughs and says fuck no, he'd rather be with Maleficent
>vaguely remember hearing that name, go to check
>find out its some jagged horse faced fairy with pale ass skin in raggedy black clothes and bald
>get mad, confront them, say "yeah I bet you wouldn't choose that shit over me"
>guys tell me maleficent is way prettier than I am and has a better attitude and more feminine
>punch one of them in the face and walk off

The fuck is this shit, so black guys even like ugly monster bitches over black women now?
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Wow, we really are being raided.
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You post these lame monster cuckquean threads every day now. Yesterday it was that cenobite shit, and now this. Is this your freaky fetish or something?
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>>38585009
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. l Iive in London. Please be in London.

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>people literally complaining about being virgins yet don't go outside
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brb gonna go outside at 3am and get a gf
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>>38585027
>he hasn't visited the 24 hour gf store
Loooser
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>>38584996
>People saying "tfw no GF" when they make no effort to not look like complete shit.

Buddist here.
Ask me anything/meditation thread.

How do you robots cope? Through meditation, it gets easier to detach myself of the illusions of this world. Girls especially. Depression is there but I keep it at bay. Lust is there but I keep it at bay. Excitment and joy is there as much as I can get to be. Working on being more passionate. Also mindfulness is hard but I work on it.
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stop, anon. You're going to summon him

you know who...
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Buddhism sounds like the ultimate robot religion/philosophy, how do you meditate though, because whenever I make an attempt to, thoughts manifest as words in my head and distract me?
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>>38584898
Pls give me meditation and buddism 101 real quick. Been meaning to get into these for a while I think I have the perfect mindset for them

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>tfw Elysium got shut down
What do we use now anons? Links?
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>>38584757
source on this you retard?
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What the fuck is elysium?
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>>38584810
>he doesn't know about Elysium
SUMMMER
U
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>be wagecuck slave
>never took a vacation in my life
>scared I'll get laid off if I ask for vacation time
>get injured on the job
>get three weeks off
>planning on going to Britain
>scared Boss will find me on vacation
Help I'm too nervous to relax
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>>38584749
You're scared that your boss will also coincidentially happen to be taking a vacation to britain ?
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>>38584771
I'm scared he will find out by my co worker I told I was going to Britain
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I don't see the issue, you think he will be like 'you should be recovering faster!'? Why would that matter to him? you are returning in 3 weeks regardless of how fast you recover.

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>playing kickball freshmen year of high school
>some autist wearing a red fedora and biker gloves steps up
>all the chads and stacies are cheering him on and hyping him up
>he kicks it like a little bitch and someone on our team catches it sending him out
>chads encouraging him, saying shit like "that was a nice kick don't worry about it"
>figure they are just being nice
>teams switch
>I step up and kick that shit
>blow their entire team the fuck out
>can hear their team AND my team getting frustrated telling me to calm the fuck down
>continue playing hard and they are all losing their shit
>at this point it's obvious that they are cheering harder and harder for fedora kid just to make me look bad
>fedora kid catches onto what was happening also
>he kicks it again and gets sent out while people are still patting him on the back
>he excuses himself for the rest of the game
It's like they aren't even people
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>>38584676
>playing kickball freshman year of high school with the autistic kid
>despite his obvious ticks, he's actually a really nice guy
>he goes up to the plate, we cheer for him because we know he's doing his best
>he gets caught out, which is fine because we don't want to just obviously let him win either
>team switches over
>weird fucking kid who started playing with us is on the plate
>we all decided we'd have a nice, friendly, easygoing game
>pitcher throws the ball casually
>this kid kicks it as hard as he can and starts fucking sprinting
>we're just trying to enjoy a casual game at lunch
>game progresses, realize he's actually purposefully picking on the autistic kid to try to win the game
>tell him to calm the fuck down
>he gets even more worked up
>autistic kid doesn't even want to play anymore because of this asshole

it's like he's not even a real person.
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>>38584676
You're an asshole, you sure your one of us?
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>>38584827
let me tell you another story of mine then
>barely even like sports
>don't ever try
>people hate having me in the game
>results in people hating having me around at all
>results in me being picked on
>results in me never having any friends throughout grade school all the way through high school
>results in me becoming a shut-in that hates associating with people at all
that's why I eventually began to try. it was my attempt at gaining at least one friend but it failed.

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...they're responsible for all the mayhem going on.
Why can't they stick to their safespace?
And leave us REAL robots alone reeeeeeeee
Let's pledge:
>No more homophobia
>No more racism
>No more islamophobia
>No more support for the orance cheeto

SEND THEM BACK
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>>38584664
I like the transition
If you don't like the direction the board is going, complaining about it isnt going to help. You can leave at any time
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>>38584664
/pol/ is everywhere, you cant stop us, we are amomalgust
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so you guys go from spamming cuck shit, gay shit and race mixing shit, straight to this?
subtle

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If a girl sends you pictures of her titties before you meet in person is it safe to say she is a massive slut?
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>>38584629
How long had you been talking to her online before she sent the pics?
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Nah, it's probably because you're special and she wants to seduce you no matter what.
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>>38584650
Like four or five days.

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Thicc or Sticc

Which one gets your penis harder?
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>>38584623
Thicc by a mile
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>>38584623
Definitely sticc
Was this you?
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STICC
women with noticable breasts make me puke

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l deserve a gf.
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>>38584602
May I ask why you even care about 3d though
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You're next line is, " I'm a massive faggot t. OP".
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No you don't. You feel entitled to one. Once you actual work to get one, it will happen.

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>a lifetime of solitude isn't enough
What now?
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How well can anyone really know anyone? Even ourselves!

We are all strangers.
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You fucked up. BETAr luck next time!
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>>38585381
You can never know a person unless you are them, even if they unload every though and feeling of theirs onto you, its the combined experience and nothing but that t hat creates and definable person.

But then, take away all experience and predetermined living factors, and we're all the same I and me.

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Anyone wanna be my fake gf and make me feel good for tonight, nothing sexual )^:
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How much will you pay me?

This wasn't original.
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I am also interested in this service. But only if the person pretending to love me is an actual grill
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how will we communicate?

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