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>>37487469
I'd take it over being born with a small dick. It looks wierd but I doubt girls would even care

>>37487469
my friend has the same but he is a total normie.

>tfw no bf to let me do shots out of his caved in chest

Nah, just add
>t: failed normalfag
to the end of your posts whenever you talk about your more normalfaggy antics

>>37487432
No, just leave /r9k/ and find other people with similar interests who aren't too socially awkward to talk to other humans
Go and make friends, live your slightly niche life

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I'm in the same boat. I've had a girlfriend years ago but no female contact ever since. The retarded reeing virgins are tiresome.

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Is this a joke or something?

>>37487394
Don't flatter them.
They're more like 7/10

>>37487394
Nature

Origami

Men generally think of women as beneath them and their wives as something they "own"

Why do guys feel bitter when women they don't even know wear revealing clothes?

>>37487384
Dang, why would anyone marry a man like that unless they live in the third world?

>>37487181
See ya m8.

Wish you wouldn't.

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>>37487181
So long, space cowboy. See you on the other side.

Or see you tomorrow.

>>37487145
really, worst show ever made

>>37487157
what a pIeb

>>37487157
It's popular so Normies and out of touch old people can see a ridiculous caricature (not that they'd know the difference) of more niche groups and act like they get it. Then some of them spout the bullshit references onto their nerdier relatives or coworkers and just ignore the 20 Megaton eye roll they've just created.

What stops you from reading naruto again?
I never did but I marathoned the series in 4 days last week and I found it very rewarding.

jesus christ don't be such an immature child

Not watching Naruto isn't some objectively correct life decision. It's entertainment. Don't listen to elitist retards and don't be so weak willed that merely hearing others dislike things you like is enough to change your mind on them.

>>37487158
Being broke and not having them anymore

>>37487070
To make life miserable for others

>>37487070
Society failed them, so its only right for them to fail them, as a freeloader or criminal or whatever..

>>37487101
How is society at fault for a person being a worthless fuck?

>>37487069
well I know I'd be willing to do that for a girl so yes.

If you're holding out for Chad though, probably not

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>>37487093
What's this obsession with Chad? How am I ever going to know if I like you or not if you always put yourself down compared to other people? I could do that too t myself, but that's emo as shit and not how you get people to like you. Idk I don't really know if I'm just limiting myself but aesthetically I am into skinny beta wimpy nerd dudes. I never really meet anyone like that, or anyone ever, so you don't have to worry about me being cooler than you because I'm a loser!

It's totally possible to find this. Though it's a long distance thing (at least for another month), I found I cute guy that's into this. I sometimes will mail him my panties to model them for me. I love seeing him get dressed up and explore his feminine side. It's like having two partners.

>>37487027
bumperinofdf

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>>37488520
shit, I just saved this thread from dying by about 4 seconds.

>>37488529
Fuck off I wanted this thread to die. nigger

I've realized that browsing /r9k/ gives you a mindset that can be really damaging in how you progress through life

Fortunately for me my life is fucked, so I can keep posting frogs and sexist memes all I want

There's just no group on the internet I relate to more. Speaking on the level of 4chan, most boards are overmodded shitholes at this point, couldn't tell you the number of times I've had posts deleted or been banned for bullshit on less active boards. on /r9k/ anything goes besides the duplicate post rule.

the correlation between my life and this part of the Internet is kinda accurate. My life has always been shit, over time it's just gotten shittier

>small
>cute frame
>long hair
>lazy unless there's a reason to work for something
>have to motivate myself to do everything
>attending community college and passing everything
>want to be a pirate
>pirates don't exist

I don't even know how I can live anymore, friend.

>>37486976
Pirates do exist, post pics slut

>>37486996
They don't exist anymore. I will post pictures once I become a pirate. I don't wanna be like a somalian pirate, I wanna be like a story pirate and just sail the seven seas, looting and trading within islands.

>>37486816
You need a real man to get the job done for you.

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>try prostate masturbation for 4 weeks
>feels amazing 5 times in a row after the 17th attempt
>mfw can't get it too feel good after that
All I got was a ton of precum oozing out though so maybe I wasn't doing it right.

>>37486837
that's exactly what you're trying to archieve basically

orgasm is the next stage coming after anal pleasure

They're hetero sluts so I honestly don't care.

Eh not too good but what can you do?

like a human male

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>>37486710
What is it? The Tetris for weeaboos?

Sounds cool.

>>37486710
I have it on the switch. Haven't played online much or the story mode. Local co- op is the shit though

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>>37486732
It's a crossover between two franchises. I don't know if you've ever played "puyo puyo" or the clones of it (Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine and Kirby's avalanche). But Puyo Puyo has had a lot of sequels made.

In Puyo Puyo Tetris you play both games (puyo puyo = match 4 same color blobs to make them disappear and cause chain reactions, Tetris = fill a whole row to make that row disappear)

Puyo Puyo Tetris came out a few years ago, but it was just for Japan. But last month Sega released an English version for the west.