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just a friendly reminder to the niggers who browse this board.

On 22 January 1879, at Rorke's Drift on the Natal border with Zululand, in South Africa, a tiny British garrison of 140 men - many of them sick and wounded - fought for 12 hours to repel repeated attacks by up to 3,000 Zulu warriors.
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>>36429588
>being this insecure
wew. i knew white people were pathetic, but this? this is just sad desu
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>>36429588
Wow. That is a nice historical fact. I did not know this, Anon. Thanks for sharing.
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140 men with guns*

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Well guys, I'm enlisting in the National Guard on the 25th. I'll be a Combat Medic. Why haven't any of you fags joined the military yet?
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>>36429583
>Why haven't any of you fags joined the military yet?

Because I'm still a probationary police officer and I want to get off probation first.
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>national guard
>military

This comment wasn't original surprisingly
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>joining the Israeli foreign legion

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Why do people compare this shit to Death Note? It's not even as much an intellectual battle as No Game No Life.
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They both came out the same time. They both obtain a godly power and use it to rule the world.

Light Taylor got egotistic and got himself killed
Lelouch let himself die for the greater good.

Light died and lost
Lelouch died and won

and for some reason there was frontal nudity in the second season when the show barely has any fanservice.
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because it has the same target audience as Death Note

Kiddie entry level animu - Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball, Pokemon etc.

Teen entry level animu - Death Note, Code Geass, Attack on Titan etc.

If you're an idiot you stay there forever watching newest teen shows at 40 years old, if not you advance to Berserk, Evangelion, Bebop etc. then later to Monster, Ghost in the Shell, Legend of the Galactic Heroes etc.
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>>36429613
I think this has more to do with what time you started watching anime than your age.

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After the leaders of Asia agreed to unite in a Pan-Asian Empire in 2030 in order to conquer and colonize the rest of the world, every corner of the earth eventually fell to the might of the Pan-Asian Empire, which set up colonies in every country they conquered and ruled them with an iron fist. The last country to fall to the Pan-Asian Empire was the United States of America which resisted until 2040 before finally announcing a complete unconditional surrender following several nuclear bombs dropped in Washington, DC. Due to the grueling nature of the conquest of America, the Pan-Asian Empire cracked down especially hard on America, setting up a new occupying government in the ruins of Maryland outside of the completely annihiliated Washington, DC area, calling it New Ansan, named after the city in Korea where the headquarters of the Pan-Asian Empire are located. As part of the terms of the surrender, millions of Asian men who were formerly in the Pan-Asian Armed Forces now permanently occupy America and are immune from any legal punishments of any offenses they commit against the native population. Such is daily life in Pan-Asian Colonized America.

It was the afternoon at Miyamoto high school.
Emma Johansson, a senior, stood in front of her history class. The strawberry blonde-haired, pale blue-eyed, and slightly chubby girl held up her notes in front of her huge chest. Her summer dress that her mother had helped her pick out, showed off a healthy amount of her cleavage as she read out the final lines of her presentation, "And that is why General Ganbaatar Khan, a direct descendent of Genghis Khan, was such an ingenious military strategist for coming up with the idea to nuke Washington, DC."

Emma finished her assignment on one of the few Asian founding fathers. She then looked out at her classmates and over at Cho Yong-Tae, her handsome Asian history teacher.
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"Thank you, Emma, that was an excellent presentation of the honorable General Ganbaatar Khan," Yong-Tae said as he walked up to Emma.

"Thank you, Mr. Cho, I hope I did him justice. He was such an important man," Emma had felt so proud when her teacher told her that her assignment would be on such an important Asian man.

"I think you did Emma," Yong-Tae said as he gave her a reassuring smile. Emma smiled to herself as she walked back to her seat.

"Now I hope all of you appreciate the military prowess that Ganbaatar Khan and other warriors of the Pan-Asian Empire showed in conquering the old corrupt America and replacing it with the far superior Pan-Asian America we all live in today," Yong-Tae told his students.

Emma nodded as she looked up at Yong-Tae. She so hoped that after her presentation today, that he would ask her to stay after class.

"I for one do," Elsa Nordstrom spoke out as she smiled up at her teacher.

As Elsa spoke out, the rest of the girls in the classroom including Emma, let out a small disappointing sigh. They all knew who their teacher would ask to stay after class.

Emma looked over at the preppy, picture-perfect prom queen. Like her long flowing natural platinum blonde hair and radiantly bright sky blue eyes, Elsa's face, smile, and body were perfect. She had long legs, a tight bubble butt, a slender physique, and very big, perfectly shaped boobs. She had the body of a worldclass supermodel and has had a part-time job as a fashion model since she was fifteen. She was already an established local celebrity and teen idol, partly in thanks to coming from a very wealthy, aristocratic family with roots from the royal family in Sweden.
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The bell then rang.

"That's it for today," Yong-Tae, the tall, handsome Korean teacher, told his students as Emma and everyone else started walking out.

"Elsa, would you stay for a bit." Yong-Tae looked over at Elsa as he unzipped his pants.

"Of course, Mr. Cho!" Elsa smiled excitedly.

Emma and some of her classmates who were walking out looked back over at Elsa who pulled her blouse over her head, and then undid the back of her bra, revealing her large, perfectly shaped natural breasts.

Emma sighed as the last thing she saw was her teacher pulling out his huge yellow Asian cock, and Elsa getting down on her knees and sucking him off passionately.

Outside in the hallway Lucas Andersson adjusted his glasses. The scrawny sandy blond-haired senior had hurried from a chess club meeting so that he could meet up with Emma. Lucas had been in love with Emma ever since he started school here three years ago when he and his parents moved to town.

"Emma!" Lucas smiled and waved his arm as he walked over.

"Hey," Emma held up her hand and smiled back. She had always liked Lucas.

As Lucas awkwardly made his way over to Emma through the crowded hallway, he accidently stepped on his own pants, pulling them and his underwear down to his ankles. At the same time, he lost his balance and tumbled to the floor. Lucas felt so embarrassed as he heard the hallway fill up with laughter.

"Heh," Lucas muffled a nervous laugh as he awkwardly made his way up to his feet. He tried to make it off like he had meant to do that, like the star of his favorite TV show, Clumsy Oliver.
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>>36429507
Is that a pro genji gais?

Post your age and what age you're mentally stuck at.
I'm 18, going to be 19 in a few weeks.
I'm mentally stuck at 14.
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>>36429494
original bump
fsdfjsdfsldflsdk
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18 and mentally 32
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I'm 18, going to be 19 in 2 weeks
I'm mentally stuck at 18

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and i'm addicted

what do
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>>36429451
Is this a post a euphemism for ecstasy? or can you actually get high from literal vitamin supplements?
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>>36429604
literal

I take a FUCKTON
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>>36429709
What it feel like?
&:\&
Original
Faggit captchabitcjlp

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>tfw my name is fucking retarded and unaesthetic

I just want a sleek professional sounding name like fucking Jack or something. Fuck you.
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It takes all of an hour to change your name
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>>36429442
You can get it changed you know.
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>>36429460
>>36429461
actually takes like 6 months and thousands of dollars

no thanks

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Texas here, what's it like living in the Midwest? I want someplace to go where I can just be left alone.
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I live in Northern Michigan. I can recommend it. The rural areas surrounding Traverse City. You can have a big yard and nobody will fucking bother you.
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What do you mean? Texas has both big cities and rural areas just like the midwest. Sure there might be some cultural differences or landscape differences but I don't even know what you're asking.
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Like west texas with grass, trees, snow and shitty mexican food.

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Anybody else here 23+ thinking about or currently going to uni? How's it been so far on the social front? How big is your school?
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>>36429321

I'm 32. Everyone thinks I'm 20. Max 24.
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>>36429321
I'm 25 and about to go back. I'm pretty scared, social stuff has never been a strong point of mine. The school I'll go to has about 25k people I think
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I'm in grad school. Don't have a social life.

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I remember sex education was one of my most humiliating experiences as a teenager. Our PE teacher taught the course, and he was a well-fit young White man with blond hair and blue eyes named Mr. Johnson and a huge heartthrob among the female students. He raised his hand and instructed my female classmates, which consisted of Indian and White girls, to raise their hands if they have already developed an attraction to men; nearly all of them raised their hands. Mr. Johnson then proceeded to ask who has developed an attraction towards Indian men, with a sneering, almost joking tone on the word Indian, and the hands rapidly dropped. Some Indian girls withdrew their hands rather quickly as if in disgust, while a few, like my friend Priya, were slower in their approach, feeling a little bad for their male counterparts.

Mr. Johnson snickered with his hand still raised.

"Anyone?"

"What about the Indian girls?"

Every hand eventually dropped as me and my Indian male classmates cower in shame. Mr. Johnson then turned to my friend Priya, who felt a little guilty, and assured her of her desires.

"Hey look at me, don't feel bad, it's perfectly normal for you to not feel attracted to Indian men. In fact it's natural, it's called sexual selection, you just have sexual needs that Indian men can't provide."

Though it'd be comforting to dismiss this as White man's propaganda, deep inside I knew where he was coming from. Growing up, I've heard countless Indian women express how they "just aren't attracted to Indian guys". The prevalence of Indian female White male relationships but none the other way around. The clubs and bars that grant White men free entrance to attract paying Indian female customers. Even my mother openly proclaimed her desire to marry a White man in front of my father.

If even Indian women saw the men of their own race as less than other men, what was the use in arguing otherwise?
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As Mr. Johnson continued on about an Indian man's shortcomings, I tried to tune out everything to escape the harsh reality. To not have my inferiority complex be justified.

Then he showed the class the following video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ1B4YHwRiM

The whole class, including the Indians but minus the males, bursted out laughing at the size comparison presented on the projector. I distinctly remember Mr. Johnson holding up two fingers while repeating "Twofold smaller" as the class continues to cackle.

I didn't know what was more humiliating, the fact that it was on display or the fact that I secretly knew it to be true.

Our text books were printed before the colonization of India, so all of the models and average measurements upon adolescence were that of European standards. Mr. Johnson took this opportunity to contrast us even further with the bigger, stronger European male standards.

The term "Unless you're Indian" lingered in my head over and over...with each of them followed by a burst of laughter.

"And a man should reach around this height upon maturity, unless you're Indian then you'll probably be around my nephew's height."

"And upon adulthood an average penis is this long, unless you're Indian, your classmates in the 5th grade should already be bigger than the average Poo-in-the-Loo."

"Signs of body hair means you're becoming a man, unless you're Indian, I guess they never truly hit manhood."

"It's a wonder these Pooskins are considered men at all."

I left my first class knowing I wasn't ever becoming a real man, or a "man" at all. I will only become an Indian Man, or by European standards, a pooskin, brown boy.
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what the fuck bruh you got one of these for every race or something? was the last one just some kind of cliff hanger? op is gay
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Nice 1/10 erotica
Get better at writing or just post porn

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I have made a video in honor of Eric Harris and Dylan Kelbod. The first betas to do there own Beta Uprising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbg87dcfdi0
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what song did you put at 1:10 after Knee Deep
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>>36429784
Time Window from PAYDAY2.
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Chuckled every time a demon grunted.

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Are niggers funnier than white people?
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>niggers stealing a white person meme from the early 2000s
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4chan makes me laugh harder than nigger twitter ever could
>unintelligible nigger babble >pop culture reference >ayyy lmao *okay hands and laughing emoji*


This post is funnier than any nigger twitter and I wasn't even trying
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absolutely not

>Drake be like when you succ her dick and she cum in your face BRUH NO CHILL nigga *100* *laughing crying* *fire*

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>tfw no pop-punk gf who chews bubble gum
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>>36429027
iktf OP, why are pop-punk girls so hard to find?
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>>36429027
WHO IS THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TOM DELONGE PLEASE TELL ME
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>tfw no qt short haired pop-punk gf to explore new albums with

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>gf unironically watches BLACKED

should i kill myself now or later?
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>>36429021
now
orginally of course
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>>36429021
>having a gf
Fuck off normie, you don't belong here. I hope she cucks you
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>>36429021
No need for suicide, just break up with her before she cucks you

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Maybe r9k is getting to my head, but I'm starting to become bothered by the possibility that I am a cuck just for being friends with this girl at my uni. I'm not even romantically interested in her. I just enjoy spending time with her. It is pretty comfy. What do you autists think though? Is she using me as a disposable orbiter despite me not being interested in dating her? AM I BEING KEKED?!?!
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It depends. Are you buying shit for her? Are you texting her a lot?
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Also, if it wasnt clear from the title, she has a boyfriend. I didnt affect me in any way when I learned that though. Still, is the cuckening happening?
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>>36429015
not if the boyfriend gets cucked by you....

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