Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 359. page

"I know a lot about sucking dick. It's best if you suck a BBC since they're big, black cocks that taste best because black men have good eating habits. Cum is salty and sticky but it's also delicious and nutritious and any man and woman's diet should include a cup of cum a day (preferably from a BBC)."

Maledom is the most plebeian fucking fetish. You're already implicitly dominating women just by existing as a man. They have piss-poor upper body strength so they can't even overpower you if they're taller than you by half. All of their instincts are to be meek and approval-seeking and to worry that you find them terribly unsexy. The entire female psyche comes pre-compromised by male impositions before you can even lay a finger on it.

The single most effeminate thing a man can do is find it necessary to tighten the screws even further than they already are by demanding that the woman call him "daddy" or do servile shit. They already fucking fantasise about being raped, ravished, or "taken," already fantasise about being permanently neotenised "little girls" or "bimbo-ified" housewives, and you have to rub it in further by lording over them?

Maledom is like defeating your enemy in honourable single combat, and then when he's laying vulnerable on the ground, declining to give him the coup de grace and choosing instead to pee on him and force him to tell you how bad you kicked his ass. Just stick it in him already and be done with it. He's already submissive to you by virtue of having lost. You don't need to turn it into a creepy fetish act.

The single manliest, most virile thing a man can do is hardcore femdom. Engaging in femdom is like meditating on a mountaintop until you discover the primordial nature of sex, power, and reality, and then coming back down in order to meekly guide your fellow man to that realisation. It's nursing your defeated enemy back to health and forgiving him with Caesar-like magnanimity. When you are physically stronger than a woman and fueled by animal lust to take her and do what you want with her, the most alpha male course of action is to let her tie your hands behind your back, and then eat her ass while she watches anime.


What group are you trying to join, OP?

>>39478025
Require a little more /int/ellectual response, trying to get in some cringey rick and morty "intellectual" group to screen cap cringe

>>39477991
Well our ancestors are dead so they can fuck themselves i don't care and neither should you.

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Incorrect. Have a nice day.

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and there's nothing they can do about it.

>>39477974
You wish your oneitis was real.
I almost wish mine wasn't.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME GIVE HER TO ME
FUUCK

>>39477974
>falling in live with the dog NPCs

I always had a soft spot for the cat and mouse NPCs

>tfw even they were creeped out by you

UNGRATFUL ROASTIES!!!

>>39477879
Shes not interested bro. Move on. Thats how dating works. Ive hooked up with girls on first dates then had them do a 180 after we left, girls are dumb sluts.

>>39477879
>Did i do something wrong?
You are not Chad, that's the problem.
Keep searching for another girl that is attracted to you bro, it's not gonna be a easy journey, but i'm sure you'll make it.
>>39477916
This.

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>>39477879
You're going to end up alone like the rest of us, give up.

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come on faggot stop with the begging nigger shit
it's fucking saturday for god's sake

>>39477869
>If so, please post some lewds, thanks.
can't look at the second sticky :(

>>39477869
>tfw no megaweeb trap gf
;-;
aeromatic#4635

I relate anon, these are true robot symptoms

>>39477839
>what is this shit called ? i don't feel schizophrenic i think my fears are justified but still ...
You're paranoid as fuck.

>>39477889
i don't think i have anxiety/depression tho

pls guys my dad wants me to submit my app asap or hes taking away the wifi

>>39477766
Dont you have a word limit

>>39477766
>How do i put in the activities for my application? do I write in paragraphs or should i just do bullet points?
Why the fuck are you asking us

>>39477744
Well, tripdub, I want a fucking girlfriend

I don't enjoy anything in life. I tried having a "nice job" but I hate it and I hate my coworkers, they are dull and ready to backstab whenever possible.

I also hate women, prostitution is legal and safe where I live (lol third world) and there is no point in talking to obnoxious women when I can fuck a whench for 25 bucks. Even like that, I haven't had sex in more than a year because it is pointless.

I quit all my hobbies, I even used to be a fit robot who played amateur football (linebacker, cornerback). I used to write music or literature and depression and addiction also took that from me.

I feel like I wanna build something, but I can't find that "something", it frustrates me. I'd like having children but I don't want the family life.

My only pleasure in life is drugs and alcohol and they are killing me slowly, specially the cocaine and alcohol. I'll be mixing a benzo with a weak analgesic plus liquour and weed in some minutes.

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>>39477780
For what purpose, just for fucking? 95% of women are dull and stupid.

I'd genuinely would like a robot GF though, I might be a robot but I am not a betabot.

>>39477694
Why aren't you pounding your new gf/ wife then ?

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>>39477694
>>have kids
>>still a virgin
why would you do that to yourself?

sounds like a reasonable case for wincest

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/pol/ ruined everything

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>>39478007
/pol/ tried to save this place
jesus christ is /pol/ doing to 4chan what germany is doing to europe??? fukk how many levels of depth irony can one hive mind possibly get jesus oh lawd have mercy

>>39478479
this is just a taste of what's to come
we're headed to levels of insanity never seen before

>>39477593
Ahahahah FUCK janitors let's just make this a janitor hate thread

>>39477593
T. Angered neurotypical
Are you angry because you are not a star child and since we are superior in every way, no need to worry about the extinction of the white race as the extinction of the neurotypicals will follow suit, just you wait anon.

I fucking hate those assholes. They are the meanest out of all the illnesses. They have no filter and don't care who they hurt.

who are the 3 on the right?

>>39477670
bottom right is leah gotti

honestly it does baffle me why some really pretty girls get into porn

>>39477528
If you want a germanic bf just get one wtf is wrong with you.

Yes, if you are not Chad they don't take your sperm.

dpends what country you are in. a dutch sperm bank impregnated like 400 women with retarded nog cum

Escape because i know at least a handful of you are murdering psychopaths

>>39477432
Hide as best as I can until someone is murdered and then drag their dead body aside so I can make love to it before I die.I would hope that anyone who spotted me would be too disgusted to interfere.

well for one fembots aren't real so i'm just stuck in a giant dome with a bunch of other ugly assholes
probably try to leave before the prison gay faggots start hitting on each other

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>>39477417
>no citation
fuck off degenerates

>>39477473
>no citation
>never heard of the prestigious sexfactwtf journal

>>39477473
They are called wtfsexFACTS so I'm pretty sure they would know