>tfw tall and no tits
Why must I suffer
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post a pic lets Seee
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>>37226190
As long as you have nice legs and bum, is date you and not to brag but I'm pretty fucking handsome.
Don't let memes get to you, idiot.
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that's my favorite body typei'm a lesbian though
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>balding at 20
>surgeon won't let me do hair transplant until I'm completely bald
>also have a weak jaw
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>>37226010
And that's stopping you from doing what?
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>>37226041
Having a gf/wife
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>>37226010
Fuck that shit doctor tell him do it or you'll find someone else who will. Fly to fucking Mexico if you have to. No one should have to tell you to look like shit fuck him.
This man was a Norwood 2.5 last year. Also Ashton Kutcher was balding at 19 and he's 40 now and you still can't even really see hair loss. Some people aren't meant to go bald.
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Another day of no sunlight, no talking, and human contact
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Then go outside and talk to someone. Christ.
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>>37225860
Just go get a gf lol it's not hard
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>>37225860
Are you a Falmer?
Describe to the class how this makes you feel, anon. Let us know.
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It makes me feel nothing. I'm desensitized to womens entitlement and retardation at this point.
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that's a fucking man
a middle school man in a benjamin franklin costume. i've seen those boys in my class, he's a white male.
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>>37225807
>self-proclaimed nice guy
>is actually a degenerating asshole with no viable characteristics or features. would rather suicide. he thinks he's nice but is actually pure, rotting shit i wouldn't ever go near again =)
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What is /r9k/ opinion on The Walking Dead?
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Why do you like or dislike the show?
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>>37225723
It was good for the first 4 seasons. Then it got extremely boring and repetitive.
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>>37225723
It has dropped severely in quality. Still watch it though since I have nothing better to watch.
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Can anyone recommend some good shows to watch I've started watching American gods I think it's pretty good I highly recommend it
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I think I might be broken.
I can seduce and hypnotize, be very emotional and passionate, but only until I get what I want. I want emotions, to drain them out of a man, to posses his heart and soul... and when there is nothing more he could give and there is no way he could love me more, my emotions die and I leave to find another victim. I can always 'come back' as if nothing ever happened, but that other, weaker person can't. He feels lost, insane...
I can easily understand anyone, their desires, secrets, fears... I attract people who can be very passionate, who are looking for deep and transforming relationships, who are capable of letting themselves go so they can completely connect with another person and get transformed. And I do it also. But for a while. Sooner or later (or should I say as soon as I get all there is) I wake up from my dreams and in emotional sense I become nothing more than a cold and untouchable woman with no interest in that person, no desires, no remorse... The story repeats constantly. I'm always the one who decides to end it, the one who 'cheated', the one who is to blame for everything. And my feelings about it? I'm sorry, but I'm not. That's the way it had to be. There is always a reason why two people meet, they both need something out of that relationship and they get it. I have to admit that it does feel kinda strange when you look at the person you were really connected to and feel nothing anymore, especially when they try to make me remember how it was, how good we felt together etc. But for me there is no way back.
I have been told many times how incredibly attractive I am. They say that I move, talk or look at people in an extremely seductive manner, unconsciously, and that's why I attract almost anyone. Younger, older people, men, women... all of them. People fall in love with me at first sight, they find me unusual but irresistible and I have heard many times that I have the most beautiful eyes they have ever seen.
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>>37225377
I know this is a copy pasta but I wish I could be your victim.
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>>37225377
Try me bitch, I'll break your heart also nice dubs
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>>37225654
Interesting. I've never met anyone who wanted to be hurt. Most guys say they wished they never met me. Are you a masochist, anon?
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>teacher gives me can of ravioli
>nothing to open it with
>extremely hungry
What do I do next robots?
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>KNIFE
>CAN
DO THE KNIFE CAN STAB IT
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curb stomp the can, then eat the remains of the carcass like the wild animal you know you are
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They're testing you to see if you're too autistic to ask a teacher for a can opener.
I think you have made a mistake posting here.
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I made chad account on tinder. Dubs decide what i'll write
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"Let me reem out your poop schute with me massive bear cock"
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>>37224707
Safe gash wanna bang?
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Do you know 4Chan?
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Hey, Anon. Are you ready for the Glee marathon? Or maybe you'd rather watch The Legend of Korra?
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>>37224537
i would be their bf if they would grow their hair out desu
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>>37224537
Nah, bro. Why don't we do something less gay? Like pound each other in the ass. Can't get any manlier than that, dude.
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>Shut the hell up, stupid trap. I only watch superior chinese cartoons.
I did it bots. I'm paying for a "gf". I make like 10k a month and I pay this girl 2.5k a month to hang out with me 4 times a month with one overnight.
It's really nice. She's 23, slim, nice feet, amazing. I want her top love me though.
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She'll never love you. She loves your money. Stupid.
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>4 times a month with one overnigh
You're being ripped off. Proper prostitutes are cheaper. You'd get more time with them and you can try different women every time.
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>>37224371
So you're paying her nearly $600 a day?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Stop masturbating.
Stop watching porn.
Stop going on the internet all the time.
Stop using devices all the time.
Stop watching anime.
Stop eating junk food.
Stop being lazy.
Stop worshiping women.
Stop being degenerate.
Stop not stopping these things.
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>Stop jacking off and porn
Yes, I really should. I went 5 days last week then relapsed.
>Stop going on the internet
No fuck you
>Devices
Can't in the modern world
>Anime
Sure, I just like the visuals. If I watch anime it's with music over it to create some trippy music video visual. Anime "storylines" are 99% of the time retarded.
>Junk food
Don't eat it, haven't had candy or ice cream in a year, occasionally get a soda or taco bell
>Lazy
Can't help it
>Worshiping women
I don't worship them, I think they're hot but I realize they're just regular, if not slightly more evil, people
>Degenerate
Sure
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Then what's fucking left? You people piss me off.
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Stop shitposting
Stop vargposting
Stop posting
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>He fell for the 'GIRLS WITH DEPRESSION OR SOCIAL ANXIETY' meme
hahaha
they dont give a fuck about you fucking ugly manlet, they wanna chad and they have CHADS
go kys
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100% true
Even these girls just want Chad.
Every girl just wants Chad. They will only settle for you if you have money.
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Thanks for that post OP, I'm sure nobody here knew that at all.
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>>37224316
This is true. Have fucked at least three of these, not counting the more meme-anxiety/meme-depression kinds of girls.
t. Chad
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I know this was one of you
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Lol haha YOU RETARD HAHAHA I CANT UNSEE THAT YOU FAG NIGGER CUNT YOU STILL USE WINDOWS 7 AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH
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Well and I thought my roommate was bad because he listened to hip hop.
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>>37224868
AND HE USES WINDOWS 7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A RETARD
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>tfw a girl tells you she wants to go out then says she can't because she's "too busy" for the next month and stops texting you
Why do women do this? Why can't they just say no?
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>Woman tries to let you down easy
>You cant take a hint
>WHY DONT THEY JUST SAY NO
>Woman just says no
>OMFG WHAT A MEAN ROASTIE CUNT WHY ARE WOMEN SO CRUEL
Nothing she did would have made you feel okay about being rejected. So shut up.
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>>37224249
Well she told me she wanted to go out and even said yes when I asked her so fuck off redditor. It's being led on and that's why I'm mad. If she just said no first thing I'd be ok with it.
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>>37224196
It's easier for her.
I've done the same thing, to be honest.
I WANT to go out, I WANT to hang out, but when the time rolls around I'm not interested in the effort.
The good intentions are there, the action backing those intentions are not.
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Designated comfy edition
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first for muzzies out
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Give it up for Harry Ship!
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Just a friendly reminder that Britain belongs to us