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>9/11 was almost 16 years ago
>there are people on here that were toddlers when this happened
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I barely remember it. I was 7.
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>>39652285
>there are people on here who were a month old when this happened
>not me though
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>there are people here who dont remember the fall of berling wall
oh wait i know im just an old fuck

PLAY PICTIONARY WITH US
http://www.pinturillo2.com/
room 247
pass roboto
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>>39652256
pls join before i kms
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its a virus dont click it
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>>39652293
IS NOT
I CLICK

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> be me
>super fucking lonely, kissless virgin
>never had a gf
>used to be the "smart kid". Have no future now
>I want to die
>I plan it out
>fill bathtub up with nice warm water
>nice smooth soaps in my water
>grab toaster
>put on extension lead
>sit in bath naked
>toaster next to bath, plugged in
>I'm gonna die, might as well jerk off
>cum in water, feels good not to care about the cum getting me all dirty
>feel the need
>do a big fat shit in the water, really liquidy disgusting
>smells so fucking shitty
>big brown cloud in water, fucking disgusting
>fuck it, I'm gonna die
>drop toaster in water
>doesn't fucking do shit
>don't die
>what the fuck

>lie in bath for another 5 mins, hoping it will somehow kill me
>fucking crying at this point, have been for like the past 20 mins
>not fucking happening

>mfw have to clean up bath full of semen and shit

>some chunks in water, pick out with hands
>smell so bad
> i fucking hate myself

>I got a dick infection a week later
>i hate myself
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>>39652191
>toaster in the tub
Oh god I am laffin

OP this method doesn't work because there are tons of safety features these days
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>>39652191
HAHAHA CAN'T EVEN KILL YOURSELF! YOU SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER GO TOUGH HAHA. Honestly you sound pig disgusting.
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>>39652191

omg dude you are great, let's be friends if we meet in real life.

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>tfw trying to be cute so I can get a bf

I wish I wasn't such a shell of a human being
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Femanon here.
Hang in there sister. *hugs*
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If that doesn't work you could just be masculine and find a femboy.
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Norman: Lol just be yourself homie

Fuck that shit, if myself were good enough i would at least have friends who hang out with me for reasons other than sheer obligation

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Are any robots alcoholics?
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used to be, glad i quit desu.
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Im too poor to be an alacholic im just a drunk
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>>39652045
I'm not an alcoholic but I fucking love drinking at home while posting on 4chan
one of the few joys in my life

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>see dumb /pol/tard kid spotting /pol/ memes in YouTube comments
>look at his channel, 300 or so subscribers and makes videos about vidya.
>report every single of his videos and comments for hate speech
>his channel gets taken down
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>>39652007
Based. /pol/tards are really obnoxious. Though I can't blame them, most of them are just kids that want to feel like they belong to some group of like-minded people, identity phase etc
Adult /pol/tards though, wew lad
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>>39652007
>see dumb /pol/tard kid spotting /pol/ memes in YouTube comments
>argue with him about why his memes are factually incorrect
>get nothing but "kys lmao" and "stfu fag"
>argue for the next four hours
>forget to make food
>go to sleep hungry and upset
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>>39652007
>be nigger
>ooga booga
>where the white women at?

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What's the first thing you would do if you woke up looking like /our guy/ based Cavill?
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>>39652006
Trim/fix that disgusting chest hair then bitches
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>>39652021
t. sissy twink
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>>39652031
I said trim, not shave.
It looks like he sprinkled some pubes on his chest. His superman body was 10/10 and made me slightly gay or gayer.

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Guys...
I got a job I get payed and I don't spend any money I want to spend but I got no hobbies or interests besides browsing 4chan and watching ASMR or listening to songs youtube.I also don't do drugs,smoke or drink alcohol
I think years of being a neet I realized hobbies are useless.
I tried looking at anime figurines to see if I liked one but i didn't. Even visited other boards to see something I could get in to but I don't like weapons, music or toys
I even stoped watching movies and anime
Only spend on food and transport and obviously taxes
I don't even have a girl I like or something I want
Am I ascended or dumb
Any other robots like me? Aimless and with no desires
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Maybe try piano? Pianonanny.com is good.
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>>39651941
I have video games at least.

But even I am not as damned as you it seems.
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>>39651941
>I also don't do drugs,smoke or drink alcohol

Literally no other reason to have a job, except for traveling, and that's just to drink and smoke in exotic locales with exotic women who want nothing to do with you

Normies wanna bully me? Now they have to pay for my NEETbux. I see my former bullies working at subway and I yell at them to hurry up my sub. It's revenge for being an outcast, having autism, and being bullied. I buy expensive stuff with my NEETbux and money from my parents. I see people who picked on me with nothing because of student loan debt. Feels good man.
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>>39651931
Tfw denied neetbux when I applied for asbergers
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>>39652012
I told the psychologist i banged my head against the wall until I bled and I kept rocking back and forth and screaming sometimes. I drank lots of soda and pissed my pants in the social security interview.
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>>39651931
no one is bullying you, its all in your head. enjoy your pity bucks sir

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Do you look like this guy?

Depressed people have the same face.

Same hairline, dead eye.
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>>39651905
Why are blondes literally born just to go bald
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>>39652182
Do you look like him? What's wrong with you?
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>>39651905
>Depressed people have the same face.
sauce

FLORIDA BROS REPORT IN

What are you doing while this passes? Did you make it to a shelter?
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>>39651776
I'm secure in a hotel. From Tampa, but staying near Orlando. The internet connection in this hotel is kind of shitty, so I'm begrudgingly watching a South Park marathon.

I've got a shit ton of food, water and snacks. Chatting with robots on discord to pass the time and try to develop some friendships while o actually have free time.
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>>39651776
i was going to play vidya but my power keeps going out
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>>39651877
>Discord
>Friendship
Okay.

> Hey... you're my neighbor right? I'm Jessica by the way.
w-what do
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>>39651768
"Oh, h-hello Jessica, yes I am your new neighbour. H-how's life here?"
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>>39651768
Sorry I can't afford you tonight
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>>39651768
>"Nice, my name is anon."
>proceed to avoid eye contact with her until one of us move out

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>Was born autistic, high functioning
>Actual autism
>always alone never being able to connect with anyone
>All childhood friends left me
>Some became bullies, others just left
>Friend whom I considered best just moved out, never gave me a call
>not a goodbye
>Spend nine years be bullied in school everyday
>Be in a family household which are apathetic
>Dad gets drunk a lot, one day he attempts to attack me
>end up being locked in bathroom while dad punches the shit out of the door for five hours
>not being able to connect with anyone anymore, properLY
>Feel like no one understands me
>I don't even understand myself
>I don't know who I am, I just know that I'm autistic depressed fuck
>All things considered, my life may not be heading into the worst path, I think I have a future
>Still want to die real bad though
>Self hatred is strong, because I was born an autistic shit, wrong
>have diagnosed depression along with my autism and probably other shit I forgot about.
>Too pussy to kill myself
>Too fucked up, sad and lonely to enjoy life
>and now i'm whinning on an annonymous message board.
Fuck autism and me.
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>>39651734
I know that feel op. I too am autistic and completely lack the ability to connect with other people. It's been almost 10 years since I hung out with another person.

>Captcha: keep posta
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Let's keep this thread pure khv autistic lads.
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>>39651734
King Auti McAutist, leader of the Autismo clan reporting into r9k.

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This is a Paki thread, only Pakis and their white slag GFs are allowed to post in this thread edition
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>>39651686
pakis need to be killed
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>>39651730
'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's this then lad? Is this a bit of hate speech I see?
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>>39651728
I guess that makes it more likely, why not say which uni you go to?

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White men can't be robots, they're the most desired men in society
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attractive white men*

dumb sissy racebaiter
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>>39651664
when will this stupid meme die already. MAJORITY of women hate blacks, excluding black women themselves.
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>>39651664
Nonwhites can't be human therefore can't be Robots.

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