Name a more robot band.
weezer
>millionaire musicians
>robots
Try again
>>35514044
Alice in Chains.
Original.
Ywn have white babies with Ari
>>35514022
Nobody will
>>35514033
No body can.
Because she not white.
>>35514207
That was the point of my post.
>anon you gotta sure you look and act as professional as possible
>in a wageslave bullshit ass shitty job that pays minimum wage
Who the fuck takes a fast food job that serious?
>>35514002
spongebob and socially retarded people. Also the corporation and the managers.
>>35514002
People who's in a financial fucked up situation like me and needs the money to pay debt
>>35514036
this. They take advantage of your need.
would you, /r9k/? originaru
No, you have a pancake ass.
Go do some squats.
do you have a dick?
origineeel
>>35514000
Need to see more intensifies
I want to stand with you on a mountain, and have coitus with you in the sea.
is that the green lantern?
okay come here in bed
oraI coitus LOL
I made an Ouija board and used a pendulum to act as a letter indicator. I asked to speak with Dylan Klebold,and the pendulum spelled out "I am here". After this happened, I got scared and told him I had to go, and the pendulum pointed to "goodbye". Nothing seems to have gone wrong, but I'm freaking out. I'm unsettled, I did it alone. Isn't that something you're not supposed to do? I don't have any dead relatives that I've known, and he's the first dead person to come to mind Don't know why, but it's irrelevant. Do any of you have any weird stories regarding Ouija boards? Specifically after using them while by yourself? I'm starting to think I've made a mistake, though the interaction was not threatening.
>>35513937
It's just your mind playing tricks on you. You're playing with a board game, Anon.
It's your mind playing tricks but it's also real. Spirits are real. Reaffirm to yourself that this spirit will bring no harm to you and it won't.
That wasn't Dylan. Bad spirits lie about who they are
Who on /demprograms/ here?
How hard is it to get a subsidized apartment if you have crippling autism and you've been fired from every job you've ever had within two months?
My parents are old and are probably gonna die and are becoming increasingly cranky in their old age.
>>35513915
Are you black?
Oregano
The oregano still wasn't oregano
>>35514007
No. Would it help?
dems: hey bill look after the party for a minute
5 mins later
dems: oh shit no
dems: hey hillary can you watch our party for a minute?
1 min later
dems: ffs god damn it
never trust a clinton
Oh wow. So they took kidnapped children to Greenland? They took kidnapped people to Greenland.
And the Danish government is the head of the pizza party organization. But really the Danish government is the puppet of the secret Independence I government of northern Greenland.
Deltaterraserne.
>>35513924
what's all this about?
(original)
>>35513965
Nothing. Just making break throughs. All the disappearing people are in northern Greenland.
That's where the master race lives, in independence I.
>be 16
>10th grade
>17 year old Stacy
>only talked to her to be nice
>seems to be sweet and caring
>she apparently works with my mother
>mother has her phone number
>i acquire her number through my mother's phone
>"hey, is this Stacy?"-me
>"Yes, who is this?"-Stacy
>"it's anon, how are you?"-me
>"Oh, good! Can I ask how you got my number?"-Stacy
>decide to tell truth
>"Through my mother's phone"-me
>"Oh alright! Just want to let you know I super suck at texting, but I'll try to get back to you!"-Stacy
>"It's alright, messages aren't supposed to be replied to immediately."-me
>after a few conversations over a couple weeks, being nice as I could be, she calls me one night
>"Hey anon! Would you like to go to an event with me?"-Stacy
>holy shit
>"Uh y-yeah. When would you like to go?"-me
>"Is this weekend okay?"-Stacy
>"S-Sure. That's fine. I'll see you there."-me
>"Awesome! *giggles*"
>I start having an autism attack after I hang up
>wat do
>few days later after talking to a friend, the weekend finally approaches
>9AM on a fucking Saturday
>start to call Stacy and text her to see what time she wants to go
>thinking to myself why didn't I think of this before
>she doesn't answer
>I call her a few more times
>no answer
>I decide to fall back asleep since she's not answering
>I wake up to see a call from her on my phone
>look at the time and it's 2PM
>"Hey I'm so sorry anon! I slept throughout the morning"-Stacy
>"It's okay. Would you like to go next weekend?"-me
>"Sure, let's go at 10PM?"-Stacy
>"That sounds fine."-me
>hang up after saying goodbye
>fall back asleep
>next week comes
>I text her saying I have to delay because I have to work with my dad
>she didn't seem too disappointed with the postponement
>that day comes
>wake up in the morning
>start to call her and text her
>no fucking answers
>holyfuckingshit.wav
>after that I ignored her for a few days
>nothing but smiles and "hey anon!" at school like it never fucking happened
cont
>>35513866
>try texting her to start up conversations
>no replies to any of my texts
>I even wished her a happy new year and still no reply like I didn't even exist
>I put my phone number as anonymous and I call her
>she fucking picks up
>"Hey Stacy?"-me
>"Hey, who is this?"-Stacy
>"It's anon. I was wondering if you wanted to go to the event this weekend?"-me
>"Oh sure, I'm sorry I didn't go last time"-Stacy
>"It's okay. Let's go at 10AM?"-me
>"That sounds good. I'll see you then."-Stacy
>"Alright sweet."-me
>that day comes
>what I predicted happens
>she. does. not. answer.
>this point I just give up
>I start to ignore her at school and block and delete her number
>she starts hanging out with cringy white kids
>me thinking to myself that I'm glad I stopped fucking talking to this shithead
>few months go by
>she says to mommy anon
>"hey, anon hasn't talked to me in awhile"
>mother doesn't know why
I honestly don't know what I did wrong robots. Of course this was years ago, but I was nothing but nice to her yet she kept fucking ignoring me like I didn't exist. And how she picks up when I put my phone number as anonymous but ignores me when she sees my number is just fucking rude as hell. Seems like it's true, Stacies only want Chads. Fuck women.
She's shown no respect to you at all. Don't waste any time feeling any guilt or shame in cutting her off.
>>35513866
>Can I ask how you got my number?
cringe
Pretty sure I have major anxiety, how will I be treated and where the fuck do I start to get help
see a psychiatrist and get prescribed meds
and find a therapist, meds alone won't help
but if you're not poor enough to get free healthcare then you're shit out of luck because trump is gutting the aca
a lot of anxiety comes out of inaction. i suffered from awful anxiety and panic attacks until i started practicing mindfulness. take on some introspection, figure out what's bothering you, try to find a solution.
Why haven't you joined the Klan yet?
>>35513852
It's just alphabet agencies pretending to be klansmen. Any real members get detained instantly.
Why even put Greenland on the publicly available maps?
Did you think that nobody would take an educated guess and cut through the cover up stories?
For shame. I guess I am smart, well smarter than you anticipated a non master race chimera to be.
>>35513852
dont think they'll allow blacks to join 2bh
>walk into sister's room
>see her and knuckles like this
what do?
>>35513813
that's his sister now, anon
>>35513813
Immediately insert my penis into knuckles asshole
fuck them both with dicc
Secret aryan homeland is northern Greenland, near the Fjords.
Deltaterraserne is the Aryan Elvish master race city.
Danish government is setup to protect this secret.
The inuits living in southern Greenland are a cover to perpetuate the lie of "52,000" people living in Greenland, a gigantic landmass.
According to my Danish friend, most Greenlanders (Inuit) live in Denmark proper and spend all day drunk and bumming booze off of random people (if not the government). Denmark is forced to subsidize Greenland for these people to presumably get drunk all day while having their hands held by environmentalists which stops them from exploiting Greenland's resources. It's literally a giant Indian reservation that pretends at self-government.
But you wouldn't want to be intolerant and mess up the livelihoods of these happily drunk Inuit, would you?
That whole country only has 50,000 people. That's less than the city I live in. Really makes one think how easy it would be to liberate and establish an Aryan homeland.
>>35513879
>>35513918
Muh inuits, muh 50,000 inuits live there only on this gigantic land mass, and only in the south.
Shill away. The pre Inuit and native Greenland culture of independence I lives in northern Greenland they didn't just disappear.
I know.
Deltaterraserne.
ITT - WOMEN post the guy that you think about all the time
i think about my mommies a lot
I thought they made dudes shave their head in the military?
this is exactly the type of guy I want. i think about a guy like this throwing me up against the wall and having his way with me....tall, light colored eyes, and non-black hair makes him perfect.
Why has society decided to pretend that bikinis are acceptable? They show more of a girl's body than most underwear would, yet if you don't think it's appropriate for a girl to wear one, you're told "it's just a swimsuit". It's not even a swimsuit, it's totally impractical for swimming. You have to be careful or it'll come loose and you'll be naked, which you almost are anyway I guess.
It's only uses are for tanning and showing off your body. I guess a woman has the right to be a slut if she wants to, but do you need to wear a bikini to a family beach? Or a water park? Why would you wear a flimsy bikini to go down slides and get hit by waves? And for goodness sake, is there anything more disgusting that seeing a prepubescent child in one? Why would you take a "bathing suit" that is specifically designed for the sole purpose of showing as much of your body as possible, and sell them to little children? Why has the world decided this is okay?
I wouldn't be comfortable with my girlfriend wearing one.
my friend told me he wanted to make me wear a bikini and grope my belly at the beach
>>35513788
my friend once told me he wanted to fuck my little asshole over a kitchen counter, but i think he was joking
>>35513808
yeah i think mine was too now that i think about it