Why don't you drop your standards to say yes to the 5/10 for who you know likes you? She'll even overlook a not-so-handsome face.
She might not win any beauty contests, captain the cheerleading team or get the lead role in the local theater, but she's special in her own way and clear your cares about you deeply. And she's more likely to be the "traditional" woman you crave.
Now, ideally she'd ask you out, but I promise that if you just step up and be a man she'll submit to your manly desires.
This could be you, my negro!
>>39288367
Name the women and location and ill go fuck her and marry her.
But wait there is no women.
>Why don't you drop your standards to say yes to the 5/10 for who you know likes you?
Ya sure just point her out and ill get right on it
What does an uncircumcised dick taste like?
>>39288304
Tastes like regret and sorrow
It's very warm and spongy. Maybe a little salty. It's nice. Like sucking your thumb but bigger and softer.
>now i want to suck a cock
>>39288304
>What does an uncircumcised dick taste like?
I tried to taste mine but could only get the head in my mouth
Is there are 4chan dedicated to people of color? I'm sick of coming here and seeing the same racist limbo, so I believe it is my time to leave
Grow some thick skin you faggot. All of us gotta deal with it.
>>39288143
buck up nigga
your hear because wet lefties are insufferable
who cares if theyre racist senpai at least theyre entertaining
>>39288143
It would become /pol in a day if there were
a lot of the racism isn't genuine nigger is just the word for black on 4chan
t. Kike
>Iike girI
>do nothing
>like nothing
>do girl
>>39287994
Unless you're Chad or Tyrone that's the right decision
>find girl attractive
>feel nothing
why do i lack any emotion?
What are your thoughts on this painting that I did?
You added more colors. Very good
>>39287991
Looks really good Anon when you gonna start selling?
>>39287991
It's ok anon, but for some reason it really annoys me.
Who has it worse?
>Manlets
>Brainlets
>Dicklets
>Facelets
>>39287842
Depends on the manlet cut-off.
Otherwise
Facelets > Manlets > Brainlets > Dicklets
>>39287842
facelet by far
>>39287842
Dicklet. Dicklet by far. And I mean real, micropenis tier dicklet.
Source: I am one
Masturbating:
>increases sperm production
>increases semen volumes
>gives you significantly better stamina and control
>strengthens orgasms
>increases testosterone production, making it easier to lose weight
>decreases chances of getting testicular or prostate cancer
>is a significantly more effective stress-reliever than meditation
>encourages better sleeping patterns
>helps fight off depression
Meanwhile, NoFap:
>could lead to acute penile atrophy; basically your dick gets a lil bit smaller after the 7 month mark
>decreases sperm production
>increases your odds of getting testicular or prostate cancer
>almost rids you of any stamina at all
>weakens orgasms
>decreases testosterone production, making it harder to lose weight (ironic, given that the whole 'testosterone' thing is actually one of the selling points)
>doesn't actually give you any 'superpowers' like heightened confidence, focus, mental clarity or sharpness (all placebo)
>does make you hornier, but that's just because you're not having any orgasms. it's like saying your body gets thirsty when you stop drinking; of course it does. that's just how the body works. NoFap doesn't mean you're going to be having more sex, it just means you'll be walking around desperately trying to hide a boner all day because you haven't cum in weeks
>decreases your patience, making you angsty and frustrated with everything
So it's settled. There is literally NO reason not to fap. There's a reason we have such a strong compulsion to do it.
I'd like to know of any studies on the matter
>>39287386
Its because retards think that doing something natural will solve all their social problems
>>39287386
could i get some sources senpai?
>am NEET for 4 years
>finally decide to get a job
>send resume to fruit factory job
>they call me in for orientation
>miss it
>they tell me to come again in 2 days
>miss it again
>have to reapply for a job now
>neet status still intact tho
feels_ok
>>39287287
Why did you miss it you moron
>>39287287
god you;re fucked
It's ok op
there's always time, to try again.
He could have caused SERIOUS injury.
http://www.9news.com/news/investigations/videos-show-east-high-cheerleaders-repeatedly-forced-into-splits/466846219
>>39287266
>"please stop"
I'm killing haters, I'm killing haters
Nigger coach abusing inncocent little white roasties, who do I "cheer" for?
>>39287266
I don't care. Women laugh when males suffer groin damage so I don't care.
Let's have one of those threads again
Fill in the blanks
>Everyone posts, no one reads
Nah fuck off m8, sagerino
>>39287267
How do you know? I made the thread specifically to read others.
Call me autismo but I loved filling this entire thing out.
Should we make the golden gate suicide-proof?
>>39287072
suicide proofing for all to see is by far more depressing than obscure suicide statistics you have to scrounge up out of some basement archive
>b-but we must save this poor souls
no. let them die. let them have peace.
>>39287072
>golden gate suicide-proof
Why? You can climb all the fences they put and even if you end up in a net, get up and jump off. Besides, I doubt it'll ruin the aesthetics very much.
>>39287113
At the end of our days, we'll escape.
https://youtu.be/y_QjzNnRy6E
>Even on a board full of miserable and lonely losers I'm still the one who always has to initiate conversation with people I meet to keep the relationship going
>I've literally never ghosted anyone yet I'm always the one who gets ghosted or stops being replied to first in a thread where I meet someone
>Meet new robot and we have everything in common. Still gives me uninterested one sentence replies to everything I try to bring up. Always leaves the conversation first.
What gives? Was I born without the gene to make any type of lasting impressions or meaningful connections with other human beings? It's almost the exact same shit in real life. Even when it should be easy mode when the other person and I have so much in common, I still somehow manage to bore or annoy them to the point that they don't even want to initiate an interaction with me. Can anyone relate even remotely? I'm just going to lay in bed and work up the courage to kill myself tonight. I'm done with this.
>>39286891
What are your interests anon?
I should've known that wasn't original.
>>39286991
At the moment nothing. I've just spent the past few months laying in bed and trying to work up the courage to kill myself. I cry everyday and fantasize about these perfect relationships that I know won't happen. I could say my interests are vidya, anime, books, fashion, shows/films, and working out but I'd be lying. I haven't done anything of the sort in months to years. Besides, most of those things are just consuming media. I don't have any meaningful productive outlets. I just consume other people's work as an escapist outlet. I'm so bland. Nothing interests me. I can't help it. It's a ruthless cycle. The fact that I'm so bland makes me more depressed and that depression stops me from doing anything to improve myself.
>>39286891
Hey man it could be worse. At least you are not ugly.
I literally just said the cringiest thing ever to a girl. I don't even want to see her reply when it comes. It'll be like the ultimate confidence killer. I'm hopeless.
>>39286768
Tell us what you said faggot.
>>39286768
what did you say?
orgolini
What in the name of God's feces did you send you faggot. Don't leave us hanging
Anyone else getting extremely drunk right about now? I'm extremely drunk right about now. What are you drinking?
>>39286715
A sugar free Red Bull.
Yes I'm a girl (male).
>>39286715
>Anyone else getting extremely drunk right about now?
yes, its what we do every night, pinkie
> What are you drinking?
sipping black seal rum like a pirate and listening to John Phillip Sousa marches and other shti
Not extremely drunk, but somewhat. Drinking beer tonight. I need more though!!!
anyone oldfag here going to college?
>be 26
>starting college in engineering
>already starting to bald
>going to finish degree at 30
>most people will have a steady house, job, family by then
>be me
>24
>would have to go to college right now to finish before 30
>won't because I don't belong in college
>most people will have a steady house, job, family by then
KEK, actually most people are living at home with their parents or with a roommate, living check to check with less than $500 to their names living vicariously through internet celebs who are ironically just as sad as they are.
Would you rather be 30 bald with nothing or 30 bald with a degree in engineering?
It's better to go slow than to not go at all, Op. Good luck, too.
i'm also starting college for engineering this year at 26
financial aid only gives me $4000 per semester so i'm a little worried about making rent
less than $1000 a month, doesn't seem possible